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Drug Test
#10221018 - 04/23/09 04:36 PM (15 years, 29 days ago) |
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Last time i smoked was saturday, im 5'8 i weigh 155 and im 18. For the past few month ive only hit a small bat on the weekend Friday and Saturdays. I have a drug test tomorrow and would like to know if i have good chances of passing. I worked out a little, i really would like this anxiety to go away so please someone enlighten me
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Re: Drug Test [Re: milkman]
#10221113 - 04/23/09 04:55 PM (15 years, 29 days ago) |
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for probation or a job??.. cause if its pro you will have to do a detox product..i have passed using them before..
if its for a job then i would take someone else's urine in .. get a small baby oil bottle and clean it out with soap and wter then alcohol.. add piss ...tape 2 hot hands hand warmers on either side and voila ...
if you have to go the detox route start drinking water to night and keep drinking and peeing as much as possible, then follow directions and you should pass.. good luck:)
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its for a job and i dont have access to anyone's pee thats clean ha, i regularly drink a lot of water, but i read a lot of info about it and all water does is dilute the pea, and hence the getting the job i have no money. Its tomorrow and i cant go in later then 130, i have school until 1 so its not looking good. The place is lab corp, thanks for the info though
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Re: Drug Test [Re: milkman]
#10221302 - 04/23/09 05:24 PM (15 years, 29 days ago) |
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Dude, Lab Corp is crazy. They make you sit for like 2 hours then have a bitchy assistant walk you back to a bathroom and lecture you about how your piss better be the right temperature and all this other bullshit... I had a crystal in my pocket as a good luck charm from my mom, well they made me empty my pockets and when I took it out and she saw it she flipped thinking it was crystal meth when it was a fucking rock... God I hate the war on drugs.
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Re: Drug Test [Re: milkman]
#10221329 - 04/23/09 05:29 PM (15 years, 29 days ago) |
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ha well would it be worth it to go to walgreens and buy a 15 dollar home test(that you dont have to send to the lab) and then if it fails try to delay the test? delay it by maybe diluting the shit out of my piss
Edited by milkman (04/23/09 05:41 PM)
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Re: Drug Test [Re: milkman]
#10221405 - 04/23/09 05:40 PM (15 years, 29 days ago) |
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yes do that that way u wont freak out before hand and if u fail u no u got more work to do... good luck and be thankful ur not on probation having to try and pass...
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Re: Drug Test [Re: milkman]
#10221736 - 04/23/09 06:38 PM (15 years, 29 days ago) |
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cause if its pro you will have to do a detox product..i have passed using them before..
There aren't any detox products that work.
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if its for a job then i would take someone else's urine in .. get a small baby oil bottle and clean it out with soap and wter then alcohol.. add piss ...tape 2 hot hands hand warmers on either side and voila ...
That doesn't sound like a very good way to regulate the temperature, you may need to cool it off a bit before you give it to them.
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its for a job and i dont have access to anyone's pee thats clean ha,
You can order powdered urine on the internet.
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ha well would it be worth it to go to walgreens and buy a 15 dollar home test(that you dont have to send to the lab)
Sounds like a good idea.
I think you'll pass if you drink lots of water the morning of. Also take some vitamins to make your pee yellow. Try not to exercise much the day before and that day.
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thanks i got the test now ill try to veg until then thanks for the suggestions
alright 15 bucks well spent i passed and have relived a bit of stress, i will still drink a lot f water. Off topic question, generaly when you get an interveiw for a job would you say from experience that offering the drug test give you better odds that they liked you for a employee, or they have to do it to all their applicants wether they plan to hire them or not.(not goverment job)
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im sorry alan but ive passed many tests and i smoke everyday..maybe i just have been lucky but i can say some do work... now these tests were 5 or so years ago ,so im sure tech has changed ,however i did indeed pass for what its worth.. btw the best way to pass is not to smoke:)
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Off topic question, generaly when you get an interveiw for a job would you say from experience that offering the drug test give you better odds that they liked you for a employee, or they have to do it to all their applicants wether they plan to hire them or not.(not goverment job)
Being asked to take a drug test is a sign that an evil company that doesn't care about your privacy is about to hire you. I've never heard of them testing applicants unless they are just about to give you an offer letter.
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im sorry alan but ive passed many tests and i smoke everyday..maybe i just have been lucky but i can say some do work... now these tests were 5 or so years ago ,so im sure tech has changed ,however i did indeed pass for what its worth..
Many people who smoke and drink detox drinks pass. But many people who smoke and drink only water pass too. Without trying it both ways you don't really know. I don't see what these detox products could possibly have in them that would make you test negative. I think they are just sugar water with a diuretic.
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i see what you are saying.. i thought you didnt think that you could flush out your system.. my bad you are probably 100% correct in this case.. too many bong hits
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Re: Drug Test [Re: milkman]
#10222282 - 04/23/09 08:00 PM (15 years, 29 days ago) |
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Awesome that's the response ive been getting, i hope i get it even though its minimum wage its still better then nothing. Thanks again you guys
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Re: Drug Test [Re: milkman]
#10223082 - 04/23/09 10:06 PM (15 years, 29 days ago) |
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For minimum wage you ought to be able to find somewhere that doesn't drug test. At least that way you can sell weed to your boss and things will be generally pretty cool.
I'd say go for it if its a fun place to work, but given the number of fun places to work that don't drug test I wouldn't stick around if its not a blast at least 80% of the time.
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lol i got tested where i worked and my managers all smoked weed and even tripped in store back in the day... minimum wage is the shit...unless u just get unlucky and have no one chillin with u
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well the desk in front of me had a pack of swishers, maybe they are required to give the test. im just happy that i found a job.
Mind telling us where you work making 100k id like to take the same path.
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Re: Drug Test [Re: milkman]
#10225510 - 04/24/09 10:54 AM (15 years, 28 days ago) |
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well the desk in front of me had a pack of swishers, maybe they are required to give the test. im just happy that i found a job.
I think most places only test when you apply, anyone can quit for a couple weeks and pass.
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yea when you apply or when you have an accident or hurt yourself... and sometimes if you go to a different position say from nights to days...
yea they gave me that mouth test... just stuck a shitload of toothpaste in my mouth some mouthwash brush the shit outta my teeth it was all good...
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unless you were to do that 5 minutes before the test it wouldnt have any affect, you would start salivating in minutes. But i hope i pass, the woman at lab corps wasnt bad, had to take everything out of my pockets though.
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im sorry alan but ive passed many tests and i smoke everyday..maybe i just have been lucky but i can say some do work... now these tests were 5 or so years ago ,so im sure tech has changed ,however i did indeed pass for what its worth..
Many people who smoke and drink detox drinks pass. But many people who smoke and drink only water pass too. Without trying it both ways you don't really know. I don't see what these detox products could possibly have in them that would make you test negative. I think they are just sugar water with a diuretic.
I have used these too, i think all the drinks do is have some b vitamins to color your piss somewhat, even if it is mostly water, and some creatine and other stuff that breaks down to creatinine to make it seem as though you are not diluting your urine, even though you are.
All they really do is allow you to piss water, that doesn't look like water. I did have to re-test once with one of those 'detox' drinks when on probation, because of dilution, but i drank a shit ton of water, and it came out almost clear. However, if i only drank about a gallon of water and the drink, it would come out very yellow, and i would still pass...I think the time i didn't was simply because it was so clear, but it may be because of what my urine consisted of. Don't know exactly how their tests work, i know they just use some dipstick thing, then if you fail, they send it to a lab...if that dipstick tells you its diluted or not, is beyond me.
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