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JesusYodiHomeboy
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Glow in the dark pee
#10213362 - 04/22/09 12:22 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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I just invented the absolute solution to boredom, and the purely invigorating experience for shroomers and trippers alike. Yes, you guessed it, Glow in the dark pee. Imagine yourself tripping vaginas, and walking into a dark stall, only to blow out some neon colors in a black room, right out of your snatchbox or boytoy.
Available in four bladder blasting colors, Neon Green, Blitzing Blue, Ominous Orange, and Salamander Yellow.
Order now, quantities limited
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fee
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are you a chick?
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JesusYodiHomeboy
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Re: Glow in the dark pee [Re: fee]
#10213680 - 04/22/09 01:25 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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shouldn't u be more focused on the coolest invention since the Fleshlight??
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ohmatic
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Quote:
JesusYodiHomeboy said: Imagine yourself tripping vaginas
tripping vaginas ?
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Acaterpillar
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Will it make my sperm glow in the dark too?
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ohmatic
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only if your ghey.
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JesusYodiHomeboy
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Re: Glow in the dark pee [Re: ohmatic]
#10213760 - 04/22/09 01:43 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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ohmatic said:
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JesusYodiHomeboy said: Imagine yourself tripping vaginas
tripping vaginas ?
*feels very very upset that ohmatic has yet to trip vaginas....maybe one day he will feel the explosion, the rush of PureJoy, of what it is like to trip on vagaina*
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Quote:
JesusYodiHomeboy said: shouldn't u be more focused on the coolest invention since the Fleshlight??
or guys could quit being pansys and fuck some real pussy
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Zefiron
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Dude, I would love to see my pee glow in the dark, but don't most things that glow in the dark have to absorb light first before they can glow? how can my piss piss absorb light, when there's no light going through my bladder or small intestine? Riddle me that one
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skunkape
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Re: Glow in the dark pee [Re: Zefiron]
#10213830 - 04/22/09 01:58 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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but don't most things that glow in the dark have to absorb light first before they can glow?
Yeah you're right... Maybe they could make something to make your pee glow bright colors under a blacklight?
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JesusYodiHomeboy
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Re: Glow in the dark pee [Re: Zefiron]
#10213832 - 04/22/09 01:59 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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^^ and then let you in on the secret of my new and untappably remarkable invention of brilliance?? i think not!!!
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Zefiron
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Re: Glow in the dark pee [Re: skunkape]
#10213834 - 04/22/09 01:59 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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skunkape said:
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but don't most things that glow in the dark have to absorb light first before they can glow?
Yeah you're right... Maybe they could make something to make your pee glow bright colors under a blacklight?
doesn't that already happen when we hold a black light over jizz stains on a carpet? so what we should do is try to figure out how to ejaculate while peeing..... hmmmmmm
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Brugman
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Re: Glow in the dark pee [Re: Zefiron]
#10213929 - 04/22/09 02:19 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Zefiron said: so what we should do is try to figure out how to ejaculate while peeing..... hmmmmmm
It's possible, just really messy
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I AM SWIM
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Re: Glow in the dark pee [Re: Brugman]
#10213933 - 04/22/09 02:20 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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crack open a glowstick and drink the solution
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Re: Glow in the dark pee [Re: I AM SWIM]
#10214012 - 04/22/09 02:38 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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takin alota vitamin b or niacin will make your pee kinda like florescent
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Re: Glow in the dark pee [Re: DeadPhan]
#10214205 - 04/22/09 03:23 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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I just bout an o of vaginas last night. Hope they are legit. I'm thinking of dosing a gram.
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Gumby
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Re: Glow in the dark pee [Re: Zefiron]
#10214220 - 04/22/09 03:25 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Zefiron said: Dude, I would love to see my pee glow in the dark, but don't most things that glow in the dark have to absorb light first before they can glow? how can my piss piss absorb light, when there's no light going through my bladder or small intestine? Riddle me that one
Since when is the small intestine part of the urinary tract?
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Zefiron
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Re: Glow in the dark pee [Re: Gumby]
#10214646 - 04/22/09 04:41 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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I always figured that foods go through your large intestine and liquids go through your small intestine? or is the small intestine there just for shits and giggles?
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Gumby
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Re: Glow in the dark pee [Re: Zefiron]
#10214667 - 04/22/09 04:45 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well, small intestine is where the majority of the absorption is done, but that's mostly nutrients and such. Large intestine does absorb some water too, but that all goes into the blood stream. Once the nutrients and water are in your blood stream, your kidneys filter out excess nutrients and metabolites along with water. That goes to the bladder, then that it all goes out your urethra from there.
/end physiology lesson of the day.
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