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jewunit
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Things that are in my shower...
#10180049 - 04/16/09 07:28 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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That should not be: A penny A cat toy A couple beer bottles A piece of ripped pant cuff
All that shit besides the cat toy have been in there a while, but I just now realized that they shouldn't be. Anyone else with random shit in their shower?
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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: jewunit]
#10180064 - 04/16/09 07:30 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: HydroCan]
#10180140 - 04/16/09 07:43 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Bracelets A fork Sunglasses a bouncy ball speakers wrapped in a condom. (Haha, waterproof!)
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ya'll got some disorganized bathrooms, how does a fork make it into your shower
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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: mockingbird]
#10180171 - 04/16/09 07:47 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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I was really high a week or so ago and I couldn't choose between mac and cheese or taking a shower. So I did both. At the same time.
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mockingbird
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efficient.Quote:
alternatereality said: I was really high a week or so ago and I couldn't choose between mac and cheese or taking a shower. So I did both. At the same time.
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AmericanPsycho
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alternatereality said: I was really high a week or so ago and I couldn't choose between mac and cheese or taking a shower. So I did both. At the same time.
Did the water get into your food?
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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: jewunit]
#10180196 - 04/16/09 07:50 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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A toothbrush?
I like to brush and shower at the same time, efficiently utilizing my time.
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alternatereality
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Nope! I have a really big shower. There's a bench in it. So I just made the bench into a table and sat down so that the water was only hitting my back.
I'm a good multitasker.
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meatcakeman
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The only practical reason I can think of why a bench should be in a shower is to have sex on it...
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Quote:
alternatereality said: Nope! I have a really big shower. There's a bench in it. So I just made the bench into a table and sat down so that the water was only hitting my back.
I'm a good multitasker.
my grandma has a bench in her bathtub too
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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: meatcakeman]
#10180238 - 04/16/09 07:56 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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a pint glass, a spoon and a mystery.
and at least once, this:
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alternatereality
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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: meatcakeman]
#10180243 - 04/16/09 07:56 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
meatcakeman said: The only practical reason I can think of why a bench should be in a shower is to have sex on it...
It's built in there, I didn't put it in. I can't think of a reason for it either. It's not big enough to have sex on either. Unless maybe you were a midget. A really really little one.
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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: jewunit]
#10180251 - 04/16/09 07:57 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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A dead hooker
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circularvortex said: A dead hooker
Isn't that in everyone's shower?
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alternatereality said:
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meatcakeman said: The only practical reason I can think of why a bench should be in a shower is to have sex on it...
It's built in there, I didn't put it in. I can't think of a reason for it either. It's not big enough to have sex on either. Unless maybe you were a midget. A really really little one.
I hate awkward shower sex. My ex loved having sex in the shower and I've just never been a fan. She was always nagging to go in the shower, but if you're not directly under the water you're just wet and cold, plus the water washes away all a girl's natural lubricants, and that's just no fun for anybody involved.
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meatcakeman
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alternatereality said:
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meatcakeman said: The only practical reason I can think of why a bench should be in a shower is to have sex on it...
It's built in there, I didn't put it in. I can't think of a reason for it either. It's not big enough to have sex on either. Unless maybe you were a midget. A really really little one.
Could you sit on it?
Your answer to this question could change everything.
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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: meatcakeman]
#10180295 - 04/16/09 08:02 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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meatcakeman said:
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alternatereality said:
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meatcakeman said: The only practical reason I can think of why a bench should be in a shower is to have sex on it...
It's built in there, I didn't put it in. I can't think of a reason for it either. It's not big enough to have sex on either. Unless maybe you were a midget. A really really little one.
Could you sit on it?
Your answer to this question could change everything.
Yeah, I can sit on it. Okay...I guess it would be possible to maneuver some awkward shower sex.
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meatcakeman
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alternatereality said:
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circularvortex said: A dead hooker
Isn't that in everyone's shower?
I have one in my bathtub.
Thought it was a collector's item.
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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: meatcakeman]
#10180313 - 04/16/09 08:03 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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lol this one time me and a friend got really fucking drunk, and the next day i find a five dollar bill in my toilet, LOL
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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: meatcakeman]
#10180526 - 04/16/09 08:25 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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meatcakeman said:
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alternatereality said:
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circularvortex said: A dead hooker
Isn't that in everyone's shower?
I have one in my bathtub.
Thought it was a collector's item.
I got one
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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: jewunit]
#10180529 - 04/16/09 08:25 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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I have a wife. Woman in house = clean shower. So nothing odd can be found in my shower. However, I might try leaving a few beer bottles and some dirty dishes in the shower next time she is out of town just to see what she says upon her return.
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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: ToTheSummit]
#10180667 - 04/16/09 08:39 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ya there is nothing weird in the shower. Maybe some bobby pins I forgot to take out of my hair before I got in...other than that just a bunch of products like everyone else.
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norml840
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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: jewunit]
#10180720 - 04/16/09 08:46 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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dingleberries in my wife's luffa.
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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: norml840]
#10180921 - 04/16/09 09:14 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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There are beer bottles in the bathroom, but not in the immediate shower area. Pfft, we have class
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