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Things that are in my shower...
    #10180049 - 04/16/09 07:28 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

That should not be:
A penny
A cat toy
A couple beer bottles
A piece of ripped pant cuff

All that shit besides the cat toy have been in there a while, but I just now realized that they shouldn't be. Anyone else with random shit in their shower?


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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: jewunit]
    #10180064 - 04/16/09 07:30 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: HydroCan]
    #10180140 - 04/16/09 07:43 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Bracelets
A fork
Sunglasses
a bouncy ball
speakers wrapped in a condom. (Haha, waterproof!)


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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: alternatereality]
    #10180152 - 04/16/09 07:45 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

ya'll got some disorganized bathrooms, how does a fork make it into your shower:confused:


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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: alternatereality]
    #10180161 - 04/16/09 07:46 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

notebook paper :confused: :lol:


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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: mockingbird]
    #10180171 - 04/16/09 07:47 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I was really high a week or so ago and I couldn't choose between mac and cheese or taking a shower. So I did both. At the same time.


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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: alternatereality]
    #10180175 - 04/16/09 07:48 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

efficient.
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alternatereality said:
I was really high a week or so ago and I couldn't choose between mac and cheese or taking a shower. So I did both. At the same time.




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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: alternatereality]
    #10180177 - 04/16/09 07:48 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

alternatereality said:
I was really high a week or so ago and I couldn't choose between mac and cheese or taking a shower. So I did both. At the same time.




Did the water get into your food?


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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: jewunit]
    #10180196 - 04/16/09 07:50 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

A toothbrush?


I like to brush and shower at the same time, efficiently utilizing my time.


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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: AmericanPsycho]
    #10180197 - 04/16/09 07:50 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Nope! I have a really big shower. There's a bench in it. So I just made the bench into a table and sat down so that the water was only hitting my back.

I'm a good multitasker.


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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: alternatereality]
    #10180205 - 04/16/09 07:52 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

The only practical reason I can think of why a bench should be in a shower is to have sex on it...


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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: alternatereality]
    #10180233 - 04/16/09 07:55 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

alternatereality said:
Nope! I have a really big shower. There's a bench in it. So I just made the bench into a table and sat down so that the water was only hitting my back.

I'm a good multitasker.



my grandma has a bench in her bathtub too


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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: meatcakeman]
    #10180238 - 04/16/09 07:56 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

a pint glass, a spoon and a mystery.


and at least once, this:







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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: meatcakeman]
    #10180243 - 04/16/09 07:56 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

meatcakeman said:
The only practical reason I can think of why a bench should be in a shower is to have sex on it...




It's built in there, I didn't put it in.
I can't think of a reason for it either. It's not big enough to have sex on either. Unless maybe you were a midget. A really really little one.


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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: jewunit]
    #10180251 - 04/16/09 07:57 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

A dead hooker


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Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: circularvortex]
    #10180259 - 04/16/09 07:58 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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A dead hooker




Isn't that in everyone's shower?


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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: alternatereality]
    #10180262 - 04/16/09 07:59 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

alternatereality said:
Quote:

meatcakeman said:
The only practical reason I can think of why a bench should be in a shower is to have sex on it...




It's built in there, I didn't put it in.
I can't think of a reason for it either. It's not big enough to have sex on either. Unless maybe you were a midget. A really really little one.




I hate awkward shower sex.  My ex loved having sex in the shower and I've just never been a fan.  She was always nagging to go in the shower, but if you're not directly under the water you're just wet and cold, plus the water washes away all a girl's natural lubricants, and that's just no fun for anybody involved.


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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: alternatereality]
    #10180272 - 04/16/09 08:00 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

alternatereality said:
Quote:

meatcakeman said:
The only practical reason I can think of why a bench should be in a shower is to have sex on it...




It's built in there, I didn't put it in.
I can't think of a reason for it either. It's not big enough to have sex on either. Unless maybe you were a midget. A really really little one.




Could you sit on it?

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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: meatcakeman]
    #10180295 - 04/16/09 08:02 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

meatcakeman said:
Quote:

alternatereality said:
Quote:

meatcakeman said:
The only practical reason I can think of why a bench should be in a shower is to have sex on it...




It's built in there, I didn't put it in.
I can't think of a reason for it either. It's not big enough to have sex on either. Unless maybe you were a midget. A really really little one.




Could you sit on it?

Your answer to this question could change everything.




Yeah, I can sit on it.
Okay...I guess it would be possible to maneuver some awkward shower sex.


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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: alternatereality]
    #10180297 - 04/16/09 08:02 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

alternatereality said:
Quote:

circularvortex said:
A dead hooker




Isn't that in everyone's shower?




I have one in my bathtub. :shrug:

Thought it was a collector's item.


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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: meatcakeman]
    #10180313 - 04/16/09 08:03 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

lol this one time me and a friend got really fucking drunk, and the next day i find a five dollar bill in my toilet, LOL


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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: meatcakeman]
    #10180526 - 04/16/09 08:25 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

meatcakeman said:
Quote:

alternatereality said:
Quote:

circularvortex said:
A dead hooker




Isn't that in everyone's shower?




I have one in my bathtub. :shrug:

Thought it was a collector's item.




I got one  :doggystyle:


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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: jewunit]
    #10180529 - 04/16/09 08:25 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I have a wife.
Woman in house = clean shower.
So nothing odd can be found in my shower.  However, I might try leaving a few beer bottles and some dirty dishes in the shower next time she is out of town just to see what she says upon her return. :smirk:


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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #10180667 - 04/16/09 08:39 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Ya there is nothing weird in the shower. Maybe some bobby pins I forgot to take out of my hair before I got in...other than that just a bunch of products like everyone else.


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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: jewunit]
    #10180720 - 04/16/09 08:46 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

dingleberries in my wife's luffa.  :smilingpuppy:

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Re: Things that are in my shower... [Re: norml840]
    #10180921 - 04/16/09 09:14 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

:rofl:

There are beer bottles in the bathroom, but not in the immediate shower area.  Pfft, we have class :chew:

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