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Shane Got Professionally Jerked Off Today!
    #10170278 - 04/15/09 09:55 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Shane Got Professionally Jerked Off Today! [Re: TM]
    #10170285 - 04/15/09 09:56 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

You were a creepy old man before, but you've taken it to a whole new level. Congrats.


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Re: Shane Got Professionally Jerked Off Today! [Re: robbyberto]
    #10170302 - 04/15/09 10:00 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Get a fuckin' clue!

He's being neutered tomorrow. His semen is being frozen.

In ten years I'll be able to have one of his offspring replace him.

Just because you're a jealous hater, don't be a fool.


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Re: Shane Got Professionally Jerked Off Today! [Re: TM]
    #10170305 - 04/15/09 10:01 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Level 3.


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Re: Shane Got Professionally Jerked Off Today! [Re: robbyberto]
    #10170348 - 04/15/09 10:08 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Now ignored by 5 members. Congrats!


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Re: Shane Got Professionally Jerked Off Today! [Re: TM]
    #10170406 - 04/15/09 10:23 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

:pirate:  :hotidea:


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Re: Shane Got Professionally Jerked Off Today! [Re: TM]
    #10170423 - 04/15/09 10:27 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

is that you helping the pro puller?

:lol:
go shane!

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Re: Shane Got Professionally Jerked Off Today! [Re: filthee]
    #10170456 - 04/15/09 10:37 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Cool i didnt know they did this procedure for animals as well .


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Re: Shane Got Professionally Jerked Off Today! [Re: HydroCan]
    #10170502 - 04/15/09 10:52 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

What the fuck, but cool mang :crazy2:.

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Re: Shane Got Professionally Jerked Off Today! [Re: HydroCan]
    #10170524 - 04/15/09 10:57 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

booo bad quality u cant see anything. But seriously whats so professional about jerking off unless its like a deep tissue massage?


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Re: Shane Got Professionally Jerked Off Today! [Re: filthee]
    #10170531 - 04/15/09 11:00 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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filthee said:
is that you helping the pro puller?

:lol:
go shane!




Yeah, I was holding his collar to stop him from humping the "teaser bitch" (a Golden Retriever in heat).

Unfortunately, I was standing on the opposite side, so I really couldn't get the best camera angle. :shrug:


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Re: Shane Got Professionally Jerked Off Today! [Re: luckysky]
    #10170534 - 04/15/09 11:00 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

wow lol. looks like shanes blood will live on strong.


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Re: Shane Got Professionally Jerked Off Today! [Re: HydroCan]
    #10170572 - 04/15/09 11:08 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Cool i didnt know they did this procedure for animals as well .




I didn't either until I checked into it. It's an awesome way to never regret having your purebred neutered.

Big fuckin' $$$ though!

But now, after tomorrow, he'll have no chance of contracting testicular cancer and he'll be allowed to go to "dooggy day camp"!

We need a :happydog: smiley!


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I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

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Re: Shane Got Professionally Jerked Off Today! [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #10170581 - 04/15/09 11:10 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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wow lol. looks like shanes blood will live on strong.




In ten years I'll have his daughter "Shannon" replace him. :laugh:


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Re: Shane Got Professionally Jerked Off Today! [Re: TM]
    #10179711 - 04/16/09 06:31 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Pro Puller is that what you call yourself now?

Why did the doc charge you $1200 to freeze the dog spunk and $5 to freeze yours?

Why did you have to jerk him off at the vets I thought you had all kinds of samples in your fridge?

Did you play soft music for him like at home?


I've known you a long time but you just made this to easy on me :gethigh:


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Re: Shane Got Professionally Jerked Off Today! [Re: Magash]
    #10179734 - 04/16/09 06:36 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Douche!

I thought you wre my friend. Don't be a robbyberto!


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I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

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Re: Shane Got Professionally Jerked Off Today! [Re: TM]
    #10179756 - 04/16/09 06:39 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

You should have just put out a craiglist ad for the dog


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Re: Shane Got Professionally Jerked Off Today! [Re: Ferris]
    #10179765 - 04/16/09 06:42 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

You should commit suicide!


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Re: Shane Got Professionally Jerked Off Today! [Re: TM]
    #10179778 - 04/16/09 06:44 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Douche!





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Re: Shane Got Professionally Jerked Off Today! [Re: TM]
    #10179779 - 04/16/09 06:44 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Douche




Now I'm hurt. I didn't even mention that you like to whisper in his ear when you do it.

Does he still put up a fight when you try to get the Victoria Secret stuff on him?

I bet it's easy to get him to go the the vet now.



I can't help it you made this so easy I can't stop. :minigun:

More to come


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