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Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience
    #10160445 - 04/13/09 07:55 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Got any funny or embarrassing stories?

I have found being around non tripping people to be pretty awkward  :mushroom2::bigblunt:

sometimes when I get really high I have trouble being around people- like I can get kinda jittery and feel more comfy alone- long time toker here :bongroll: weed has gotten so trippy since using psychedelics ................

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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: skatealex2]
    #10160533 - 04/13/09 08:09 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

For a long time I was really gayly obsessed with the guy I tripped with most often
Needless to say, hilarity often ensued.


Not gonna go into too much detail, but, I'm sure you can imagine a dorky bisexual dude faggily fawning over his straight friend, and how funny it would have to be for them to do lots of drugs together (especially DXM, which is what we did the most, which facillitates an INSANE, seemingly telepathic bond between users regardless of feelings)


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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: skatealex2]
    #10160549 - 04/13/09 08:11 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

We have a common agreement among all my friends that "when tripping, things will be said".
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Thats it... but it means that we forgive anything basically.

My girlfriend has proposed an orgy.
I wanted to swallow an egg.
A friend stuck his head in the toilet.
His girlfriend said she really wanted us all to be dead together, now.

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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: LSDXM]
    #10160590 - 04/13/09 08:17 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Krash Kharma said:
Not gonna go into too much detail, but, I'm sure you can imagine a dorky bisexual dude faggily fawning over his straight friend




That sounds about as awkward as it gets.

Edited by epilogue (04/13/09 08:18 PM)

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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: epilogue]
    #10160624 - 04/13/09 08:24 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

OK I've got a good one.  I was inside a small room at a music festival listening to the late-night band. I was at hour 7 on my acid trip and had taken molly maybe two hours earlier, had some shots of jack daniels too. I was very altered. :toomuchacid: For some reason I thought that only me and one other guy, a total stranger, were "conscious," and everyone else was just lost in their heads as usual. It was unmistakable... I was alive to the present moment, enlightened, and when I arose to that level I found that one other person happened to be on that plane. Even though there was a band playing ten feet in front of me, the room seemed totally silent and still, with a bunch of sleeping people and two that had awakened. :strokebeard:

Eventually I couldn't stand it anymore and tapped him on the shoulder. He turned and I was like, um, I don't know how to explain this really but I feel like we're connected! Like we're the only two people here that are awake!

He looked at me completely confused and I was shocked that he had no idea wtf I was talking about. So I just said "man I'm tripping balls talking out of my ass right now don't worry about it." :confused:

Still don't know if that whole scenario was even real, I was fucked. I'm like 80 percent sure it happened. :lol:


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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: epilogue]
    #10160727 - 04/13/09 08:44 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I remember when I was a kid we had some kids over at my buddies house and they wanted to buy some weed and chill.

That was all good.  So they got their weed and were chilling and me and my buddy were starting to trip balls on some really nutty blue geltabs.
Every stupid comment made by these two cool kids added upon each other until my friend just said, "you know what guys, im gonna have to have you split".

I wouldnt have tripped with these kids if you payed me.

What was most awkward, is that I was actually friends with those people, but all it took was an unspoken stare between me and my best buddy(total acid heads) and the whole situation was a no deal, and we told them what was up with our trip.  They acted like they totally understood/were totally cool with it, but really just thought we were being antisocial, and that we were almost being assholes given the simple fact that we obviously wanted our tripping space to ourselves.  This can be taken as a pretty deep insult for anyone who has used a fair amount of psychedelics.

We thought we could take it, but they were just too much at the time.  :sunny:

We just couldnt pay attention to people like them any longer.  Not exactly your average dumbfucks either! Just cool mo-fos that didnt mesh with us or where we wanted to flow through the experience in any way.  Even if they were tripping we wouldnt want them around while we were tripping because we can smell our own and they just didnt mesh one bit.  One of them sort of did, and he thought that it was funny when we kicked him and his buddy out and he sort of "got it".  He understood well enough.

That was pretty awkward.


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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: skatealex2]
    #10160843 - 04/13/09 09:02 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

All 3 of these events happened on the same day....Nothing to crazy but definitely awkward during the moment.

Me and my buddy went to a river that's just outside of town and took some LSD. I figured since it was a week day during the winter and not to many people go down there we should have the whole place to our selves, which for the most part we did.

As we were peaking and just got done smoking a bowl (so our minds were clouded) i see these two dogs coming up the trail. I wasn't worried about the dogs or their owners at the time but a very awkward situation was about to happen. First off one of the dogs was a Boxer, i've owned two of em' in my life but this was by far the goofiest looking Boxer i had ever seen. And i couldn't tell if it was a visual distortion from me tripping or if in fact this dog was just really goofy looking. So i'm petting the dog as the people are walking closer, transfixed on it's face...My friend is staring down at the ground...I forgot to mention it was about 8am and we each had a beer in our hand that we were sipping on. As the two ladies get closer one cracks a joke "Now you two aren't ditching school are you!?", i chuckle a bit and come back with something along the lines of "Nope, haven't done that in a while"...My buddy on the other hand thinks they are serious and hops up wide eyed and proceeds to show them his ID...They laugh and just keep on walking....While they were walking away i could of swore i heard them say "Just some more kids tripping on acid". I knew this nothing but an auditory hallucination, or at least i though so. My friend was put a little on edge after that, i told him "Don't worry, think about it this way...We're never going to see those people in our life again"...15 minutes later they come back down the trail from the other direction :rolleyes: :smirk:, this time me and my buddy were silent with our heads down....




An hour or so after this i thought i had found an active species of mushrooms. I was extremely excited, crouched down on the ground looking at em' trying to see if indeed they were the species i thought they were. Which was a little difficult since they kept changing colors on me :grin: . At one point i look up to see this guy slowly walking by on the trail looking down at me, i was caught off guard and really didn't know what to say so i ended up just staring at him with a huge grin slapped upon my face and huge dilated wide eyes all the while squatting down really low like Gollum filled with enthusiasm as if i had just found the ring...




Haha, looking back on it now i find it so damn hilarious.


Shortly after this me and my friend found a nice place to post up and smoke a bowl...When out of no where this guy comes walking up through the trees with a guitar case. He said "Oh don't mind me, i don't care if you guys are smoking, in fact i was wondering if i could join you". Turns our that was our last bowl, but he ended up sitting down next to us anyways. My friend was still tripping rather hard (was his first time with LSD), i was still feeling it but was almost on my way back down. It was really awkward at first, this random dude with a guitar coming out of nowhere and sitting next to us down near a river...But i felt good vibes coming from him and was at ease, and I had a really strong feeling that i know this guy. He ended up being a really kind fellow, was awesome guy to talk to while coming down and he even busted out with some tunes for us. But i still felt a little odd because my behavior was still probably not %100 "normal", not to mention my buddy was silent and staring off into nothing the whole time...The only time he would talk is to mention the various things the clouds were morphing into. So finally i had to tell the guy, "Uhh yea, me and my friend here are actually tripping on LSD so that explains any of the odd behavior". He laughed and came back with "That's awesome, but i've always been a mushroom guy my self". Of all people to run into randomly while tripping i happened to meet one of the coolest down to earth chill dudes around, which i told him many many times haha....He ended up busting out with a fisby and hacky sack after we told him we were tripping, and he even had some damn good oranges to share with us. We talked for a few hours then parted our own ways...A very bizarre coincidence, i ended up running into this guy around town several times after this and our town isn't all that small ( population of 250,000).


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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: openmind]
    #10160869 - 04/13/09 09:08 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

:omgawesome:

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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: Noviseer]
    #10160910 - 04/13/09 09:15 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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OK I've got a good one.  I was inside a small room at a music festival listening to the late-night band. I was at hour 7 on my acid trip and had taken molly maybe two hours earlier, had some shots of jack daniels too. I was very altered. :toomuchacid: For some reason I thought that only me and one other guy, a total stranger, were "conscious," and everyone else was just lost in their heads as usual. It was unmistakable... I was alive to the present moment, enlightened, and when I arose to that level I found that one other person happened to be on that plane. Even though there was a band playing ten feet in front of me, the room seemed totally silent and still, with a bunch of sleeping people and two that had awakened. :strokebeard:

Eventually I couldn't stand it anymore and tapped him on the shoulder. He turned and I was like, um, I don't know how to explain this really but I feel like we're connected! Like we're the only two people here that are awake!

He looked at me completely confused and I was shocked that he had no idea wtf I was talking about. So I just said "man I'm tripping balls talking out of my ass right now don't worry about it." :confused:

Still don't know if that whole scenario was even real, I was fucked. I'm like 80 percent sure it happened. :lol:




You've posted that before, right? Because I swear I've read that exact story.

Classic, none the less. :lol:


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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: wildchild68]
    #10160962 - 04/13/09 09:22 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

yea, bluelight has an awkward acid moments thread.  Love these stories, us trippers wax poetic about all the ego loss and kinda gloss over the nitty gritty dumb shit that comes with it.  great stuff :thumbup:


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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: openmind]
    #10160978 - 04/13/09 09:24 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Thats a funny read dude.

You can meet some funny folks in the forest.

I have had VERY similar situations.  Funny looks and smirks by me etc.....

One time on a retarded amount of lsd with my tripping buddy we sought shelter under the enterance of a school during a blizzard. 
Some lady came out the door at a late hour and without provocation I said "we just need some shelter, like every one else".

As if I was trying to justify chilling there and making a joke at the same time....One of the funniest things ever in hind sight.


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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: Noviseer]
    #10160989 - 04/13/09 09:26 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I was 13, my mom casught me smoking using a coke can. I dropped it and ran into a tree and passed out.

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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: Narwhal]
    #10161005 - 04/13/09 09:30 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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I was 13, my mom casught me smoking using a coke can. I dropped it and ran into a tree and passed out.




Nice.  That will teach her to not run into you smoking a can.


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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: yageman]
    #10161045 - 04/13/09 09:36 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Here's one I can remember pretty clearly right now:

I was in Las Vegas and ready to lay in the back of my truck for some R&R before I left. So I went to building where I parked at the casino and kept pacing back and forth looking for the entrance to this giant concrete structure. At this point in the trip I was pretty pissed off and just wanted to be in nature so I could watch the sunrise in peace and took this opportunity to walk around and take pictures of the clouds. Then I saw a door and was like "nah that's too small to be for humans" so I kept walking back and forth ("maybe it's okay" "nah" "maybe that's it" "can't be") to when I started to remember that the woman at the ticket booth told me that this was a high robbery area and there's a lot of surveillance. Right at this exact time I look back and see a small blue speck in the horizon running full speed at me. "HUH? Oh FUCK! One of the valets must think I'm trying to bust in these cars"

So I watch him running at me for about a minute or two (pretty long in real time and on acid). Just standing there, occasionally sipping my water. Then when he gets about a hundred yards out I mutter "Oh for FUCKS sake." because at this time I'm so pissed and know I didn't do shit anyway. I head to the ticket booth to ask the woman how in the heck I'm supposed to get in this building and a few seconds later the valet runs passed. I think he was just late for his shift or something. :lol:

It actually got worse later on when I went back into the casino, and attempted to sit with and talk to two men working on their college basketball brackets. I walked up and mutter "What IS allll of THIS?!! How does it woooooork? All of it?" in that spacey acid accent. We had a horrible ten minute conversation, them spouting bullshit about how they are such pros and I (young man!) could make millions! but I can't remember how it went.


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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: yageman]
    #10161114 - 04/13/09 09:49 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Thats a funny read dude.

You can meet some funny folks in the forest.

I have had VERY similar situations.  Funny looks and smirks by me etc.....

One time on a retarded amount of lsd with my tripping buddy we sought shelter under the enterance of a school during a blizzard. 
Some lady came out the door at a late hour and without provocation I said "we just need some shelter, like every one else".

As if I was trying to justify chilling there and making a joke at the same time....One of the funniest things ever in hind sight.





Haha, that's great. Totally reminds me of something i would say or do whilst tripping. Without someone saying anything or even making eye contact i sometimes just randomly spit something out to justify what ever i am doing....


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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: PyroBurns]
    #10161133 - 04/13/09 09:53 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Here's one I can remember pretty clearly right now:

I was in Las Vegas and ready to lay in the back of my truck for some R&R before I left. So I went to building where I parked at the casino and kept pacing back and forth looking for the entrance to this giant concrete structure. At this point in the trip I was pretty pissed off and just wanted to be in nature so I could watch the sunrise in peace and took this opportunity to walk around and take pictures of the clouds. Then I saw a door and was like "nah that's too small to be for humans" so I kept walking back and forth ("maybe it's okay" "nah" "maybe that's it" "can't be") to when I started to remember that the woman at the ticket booth told me that this was a high robbery area and there's a lot of surveillance. Right at this exact time I look back and see a small blue speck in the horizon running full speed at me. "HUH? Oh FUCK! One of the valets must think I'm trying to bust in these cars"

So I watch him running at me for about a minute or two (pretty long in real time and on acid). Just standing there, occasionally sipping my water. Then when he gets about a hundred yards out I mutter "Oh for FUCKS sake." because at this time I'm so pissed and know I didn't do shit anyway. I head to the ticket booth to ask the woman how in the heck I'm supposed to get in this building and a few seconds later the valet runs passed. I think he was just late for his shift or something. :lol:

It actually got worse later on when I went back into the casino, and attempted to sit with and talk to two men working on their college basketball brackets. I walked up and mutter "What IS allll of THIS?!! How does it woooooork? All of it?" in that spacey acid accent. We had a horrible ten minute conversation, them spouting bullshit about how they are such pros and I (young man!) could make millions! but I can't remember how it went.






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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: yageman]
    #10161313 - 04/13/09 10:32 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

My friend and I were tripping pretty hard on about four tabs each, at his (now ex) girlfriend's place. We stayed in a dark room the entire time- it was really intense, we were both pretty gone and saying all sorts of retarded shit. We just laughed about it; we were pretty close. Eventually, around 4AM, we both pass out in his girlfriend's room.

A few weeks later, we're tripping balls together again, and he turns to me and says "Hey man, you remember like, three weeks ago when we were tripping balls together?"

"Yeah."

"Me um, well my girlfriend lost her virginity that night in the bed about four feet away from you."

Yeah, while I was tripping balls that was pretty weird.


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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: WornTraveler]
    #10161567 - 04/13/09 11:32 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

fucking old people throw me off with there completely retarted my two cents counts . i was at a park peaking on shrooms and some old man comes to the park in a 1980's golf cart i was sitting with my gf and he comes by me on this cart shit and then he goes and then comes back by then i was fucking pissed cause it felt longer but then he stops and says now you two be nice now lol and i say bye and start waveing his 14 year old daughter looked scared because of me then i started haveing a laughing fit one of the insanity ones lol i fucking hate people who come up to my ferrets like its a petting zoo and i hate when people fucking come and tell me what i need to do


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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: mtichael]
    #10161716 - 04/14/09 12:01 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I was tripping on 3 hits of some good 'cid and talking with a group of people outside a bar on the street one night, when I mentioned that I always see "short people" when I'm tripping on LSD. I never quite know whether they are midgets or my perception is just altered, but anyway...back to the story.

I'm standing there talking loudly about midgets and leprechauns. I start doing a little "leprechaun dance" whilst singing something about me lucky charms or pot o' gold or something when an actual midget walks past giving me a dirty look.:lol:


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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #10161799 - 04/14/09 12:16 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: skatealex2]
    #10161881 - 04/14/09 12:33 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Usually my ego is too far gone for me to perceive of anything that is happening as akward. later though looking back on it I see how others could construe these happenings as akward.


Im doing all this stuff on a good lvl 4 trip:

I had been hanging outside of the bakery hitting on this random girl who was drawing a sign outside for about 2 hours. I told her all of my thoughts, dreams, hopes and fears, stuff Ive never told anyone while I was laying on the grass scribbling in colored pencil on my drawing pad. I pulled the rubberband out of her hair then commented that her hair was thin and asked if she did drugs. I asked her if she was married, and she said about to be, so I said "damn, well if things go sour come find me".  When she went in I got down and prayed to Allah for about half an hour. The people in the bakery were laughing at me thinking I was a kook.

I ran up into the kitchen part of a Mexican restaurant and asked the cook for water. He did not understand me so I said "Aqua, aqua" He gave it to me in a glass and I tried to walk outside with it. He stopped me, put it in a paper cup and gave it back and I tried to give him a hug. He got freaked out and went inside.

After that I went into a bar. I asked the guy next to me about morels and he showed me a pic on his phone of one as big as his hand and I said "she's a sexy lady". When I asked if he ever ate them  he said no, he just sold them. I told him that should be a crime. I then pretended like I was going to the restroom but preceded to walk out of the bar without paying my tab.

Somewhere along the line I lost my spectacles.

I came back into the bar asking if they found my glasses and they got pissed at me for not paying my tab. I played it off like it was an accident but both I knew and they knew it wasn't. I payed up and preceded to quest for my glasses and my sketchpad(which I later found at the bakery).

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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #10162486 - 04/14/09 04:54 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Not my own story, but a friend of mine who was doing mushrooms once 'caught a leprechaun'. They were walking back home as they noticed one person was missing, they rang his cell and he was all wound up yelling he'd 'cuaght a leprechaun'. They went back into town to look for him and the guy was actually trying to corner a midget, quite succesfully. It took a lot of persuasion to let the midget go.

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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: Jako]
    #10162493 - 04/14/09 04:58 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Not my own story, but a friend of mine who was doing mushrooms once 'caught a leprechaun'. They were walking back home as they noticed one person was missing, they rang his cell and he was all wound up yelling he'd 'cuaght a leprechaun'. They went back into town to look for him and the guy was actually trying to corner a midget, quite succesfully. It took a lot of persuasion to let the midget go.




Lol, never heard that one before...

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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: retrospect]
    #10162494 - 04/14/09 04:58 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I have.

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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: skatealex2]
    #10162545 - 04/14/09 05:21 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I spoke to my mum and dad while I was frying on acid and they knew it. They didn't really care but they seemed kinda dissaproving and it was awkward so i ran i off.


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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: openmind]
    #10162598 - 04/14/09 06:05 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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An hour or so after this i thought i had found an active species of mushrooms. I was extremely excited, crouched down on the ground looking at em' trying to see if indeed they were the species i thought they were. Which was a little difficult since they kept changing colors on me :grin: . At one point i look up to see this guy slowly walking by on the trail looking down at me, i was caught off guard and really didn't know what to say so i ended up just staring at him with a huge grin slapped upon my face and huge dilated wide eyes all the while squatting down really low like Gollum filled with enthusiasm as if i had just found the ring...



AHAHAHAHA fuck I just had food in my mouth and I spat it all over my screen.

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    #10163365 - 04/14/09 10:53 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: sam.larone]
    #10163431 - 04/14/09 11:11 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

One night me and 3 kids did some adderall... and shrooms.

One kid ended up twitching so bad and we all felt bad for him. But the most awkward part about this was that the other kid was also twitching, but then it got weird. He ended up trying to talk to us, but kept saying jibberish. "Wah wooh wah wah!" And shit like that all the time

The only English he could say was "wah wah wee wah you're a leprechaun."

Then whenever the semi-sober people would take a drink of the rum they had, he would scream "(He or she) drink hard!" (He or she) drink real hard!

It got so annoying to have this kid screaming random shit that no one understood.

we all felt bad for him.

A funny moment was when I was tripping HARD off 2 hits of acid. To this date still my strongest trip. About 2-3x stronger than my previous 2 hits of acid trip.

Anyway I kind of thought I made up everyone with my imagination. Then this girl decides she's leaving the party and says "Bye Joe!" And I just said "Bye... figment of my imagination"

We all laughed.

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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: Angel_Above]
    #10163789 - 04/14/09 12:24 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Let's go back to the Summer of '98:

Some friends and I have enjoyed a nice Sunday morning and afternoon of eating acid, smoking herb, and drinking on the lake, tubing and skiing and jumping off of cliffs.

As we are loading the boat onto the trailer so we can leave, I have some intense stomach pains that I can't ignore, so I sneak out into the water, drop trough, and take a nasty, liquid shit into the mossy algae.  It is not one of those satisfying shits, and it leaves me in worse pain than I started with, plus I return to the ride with algae hanging out of my shorts, making it shamefully obvious that I have not just been involved in an innocent piss.

As we leave, I have an awful rumble in the jungle going on, and I tell the girl driving to please stop off at a gas station so I can take yet another untimely shit.  This is awkward in itself, but it gets worse.

As I go into the gas station, I am getting crazy looks, because I am clearly breaking the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" code, but I don't care because I don't have time to spare, and plus I don't really need service, I just need to take the Browns to the Superbowl.

Thankfully, the one-man restroom is empty, because I would have no choice but to shit into my trunks, if I were faced with an obstacle of the smallest calibur.  So I storm into the gas station shitter, and barely make it to the toilet in time before I am splattering painful, hot beer-shits off the back of the commode.  While am desecrating the innocent washroom with the poisons I have been ingesting, I go ahead and take off my shorts, so I can clean the algae out of them. 

Now I have got the bathroom in bad shape.  The yellow-brown floating ass-froth has created a sulphurous odor that I am sure is now drifting under the door and up the candy aisle.  The fact that I am still wet from the lake makes it smell like a bathtub fart of the worst degree, and I have been slinging algae all across the walls, all while I am asshole-naked in a public place.

Right about the time I begin to wonder if I locked the door, my worst fears materialize: the door opens, and I am face to face with a large black man in a pimp-tight three-piece purple suit with matching shoes, obviously fresh out of church, and again, I am naked, wet, and surrounded by a mess of underwater plantlife.

As he steps backward with a befuddled, angry look, he mutters the words, "Oh Heeeeellllllll No!"

And now I am saying, "Sorry! Sorry," as if I had walked in on him shitting or something! 

As I get "dressed" I feel guilty about all the algae, so I clean up the place, which wasn't easy, because the algae keeps moving and reappearing.  I can't tell if the shit I am wiping up is really mine or not, and I have become a compulsive wreck about cleaning the place, just in case my large, new friend is still waiting to use the facilities.

Of course, no one is waiting.  If it had smelled that bad when I approached it, even in my deperate condition, I probably would have done a colon lock in an effort to hold it my goddamnself.  As I leave the place, the clerk looks more freaked than he was when I came in at first.  I guess the black dude told on me, and I can't blame him.  If I had been in his ostrich-skin shoes, nothing would have stopped me from telling the clerk on my way out, "you got a crazy, naked man back there, and he's got your shitter all fucked up!"  I mean, that's not really snitching, when someone has done a repulsive thing, and the man you are telling has to clean it up.


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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: Angel_Above]
    #10163794 - 04/14/09 12:25 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Anyway I kind of thought I made up everyone with my imagination. Then this girl decides she's leaving the party and says "Bye Joe!" And I just said "Bye... figment of my imagination"

We all laughed.




:omgawesome:

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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: skatealex2]
    #10163862 - 04/14/09 12:39 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Anyway I kind of thought I made up everyone with my imagination. Then this girl decides she's leaving the party and says "Bye Joe!" And I just said "Bye... figment of my imagination"

We all laughed.




:omgawesome:



She got a little offended and mad.

And mad that I knew everyone else's names.
haha

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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: Angel_Above]
    #10163915 - 04/14/09 12:48 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Angel_Above said:
Anyway I kind of thought I made up everyone with my imagination. Then this girl decides she's leaving the party and says "Bye Joe!" And I just said "Bye... figment of my imagination"

We all laughed.




:omgawesome:



She got a little offended and mad.

And mad that I knew everyone else's names.
haha




I would be grateful if someone called me a figment of imagination :sunny:

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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: skatealex2]
    #10164078 - 04/14/09 01:14 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Swyfty Swyf, that is re-dick-u-lous. Quite the story, made my day for sure. :thumbup:


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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: Moonraker]
    #10164115 - 04/14/09 01:21 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

:mypleasure:

I'm glad something good came out of it. :rimshot:


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Re: Akward moments during the Psychedelic Experience [Re: skatealex2]
    #17568485 - 01/18/13 03:09 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

One time me and my friend took some acid and we decided to go to the store for beer I think. It was night time and I pull into this gas station parking lot and park in a spot that I don't even think an actual parking spot, it was just in front of this garbage can. Oh well. Anyway we notice this cop follow us into the parking lot on his motorcycle and we watch him pull up right next to us.

We quickly panic and my friend looks at me all wide eyed like "oohhh shit". And I saw the cop look over at us and I quickly looked forward... "ok ok ok should we stay in the car? NO! Let's get out of the car it's more natural." I was seriously freaking out, thinking I must have been driving bad or something. Our eyes looked like charcoal and we were tripping pretty good, I figured there is no way he's not going to know we are on drugs.

Anyway, we get out of the car and we look up at him in pure fear and he says "hey did you see who knocked those signs over!?" I guess we must have passed some signs that we knocked over. I kinda looked in the direction we just came from very awkwardly. I just didn't want this guy to see my eyes. I turned around and said "nnnnoooAHhhoo" or something like that whilst shakin my head super artificially.

He just says "no?... ok thanks" and get's back on his bike, in a hurry to catch whoever knocked over some signs. As we just walked toward the store we looked at each other, still petrified and nervously chuckled about what just happened.

That was incredibly scary :laugh:


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