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mozartvicious
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Best way to get rid of a woman....
#10144338 - 04/10/09 06:51 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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...without making her a crazy psycho stalker and wanting to kill you.
Begin.
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Snaggletooth
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: mozartvicious]
#10144349 - 04/10/09 06:52 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Turn gay.
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NastyDHL
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: mozartvicious]
#10144351 - 04/10/09 06:53 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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wood chipper
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ROGER5676
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: mozartvicious]
#10144354 - 04/10/09 06:54 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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impossible
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NastyDHL
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: mozartvicious]
#10144361 - 04/10/09 06:55 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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bad hygiene, annoying habits...you should pick up a ridiculous and annoying habit, like, clicking your pen to and while humming a really annoying song haha
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alternatereality
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: ROGER5676]
#10144366 - 04/10/09 06:56 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Depends on the situation. Please elaborate.
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filthee
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: mozartvicious]
#10144388 - 04/10/09 07:00 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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piss all over the toilet seat and around it so the concrete soaks it up,urinate all over her clothes etc use her underwear as shitpaper and break the seals on all her tampons and surfboards,spray hair -be-gone all over her face and scalp,give it a week to look at herself balding then dig a 2 foot hole,bury her in it then mow over her periodically as she bloats out from it
what the hell...
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Snaggletooth
Stranger in a Strange Land
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: ROGER5676]
#10144394 - 04/10/09 07:01 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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NastyDHL said: wood chipper
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ROGER5676 said: impossible
Get a bigger wood chipper.
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DeathCompany
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: mozartvicious]
#10144403 - 04/10/09 07:04 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Get her drunk and have someone seduce her. Then "accidentally" walk in on it and break up for cheating.
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bchunter
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: Snaggletooth]
#10144405 - 04/10/09 07:04 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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yea pretty much just make her want to break up with you, make her start paying for everything and doing everything for you and dont thank her and just keep gettin gher to do stuff
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dr_gonz
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pfxtc
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: bchunter]
#10144439 - 04/10/09 07:13 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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sjacobn
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: pfxtc]
#10144450 - 04/10/09 07:16 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Superman that ho?
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: dr_gonz]
#10144461 - 04/10/09 07:19 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
dr_gonz said: dshsb
*pay her the $50 you promised before you picked her up
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Geomancer
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: dr_gonz]
#10144467 - 04/10/09 07:21 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
dr_gonz said: dshsb
It took me a second to figure out what that meant, but then...
But yeah, dshsb, then off to the wood chipper with her.
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Ima Trooper
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: mozartvicious]
#10144523 - 04/10/09 07:32 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Its the only way man.
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pseudonym88
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... *DELETED* [Re: mozartvicious]
#10144529 - 04/10/09 07:33 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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alternatereality
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: pseudonym88]
#10144545 - 04/10/09 07:36 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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pseudonym88 said: she'l stalk u whatever, trust me. i stalk all my exes from time to time, even from years ago because like 99% of girls im a nosy bugger. and also want to check that their current partner is uglier than me etc etc.
she might not want to kill u tho, whats the situation here?
Haha, I facebook stalk from time to time, not gonna lie.
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Geomancer
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Women are strange creatures. I've never had the urge to stalk any of my ex's, I was just glad to get them the fuck out of my life and be done with it.
But most of my female friends admit they've stalked their ex's after breaking up, which is both weird and a bit scary. Why is it that so many women stalk their ex's?
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pseudonym88
globes of joy
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... *DELETED* [Re: alternatereality]
#10144562 - 04/10/09 07:39 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Geomancer
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: pseudonym88]
#10144575 - 04/10/09 07:41 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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pseudonym88 said: it cant be helped! why else was facebook invented anyway lol
i hope i dont sound like a crazy stalker person now. im not like reading every post they make and checking them ten times a day. its just - whatever the situation i think most girls at some point will wanna know what their ex is up to and have a little inquisitive peek into their life
You do, lol, please refer to my post above and provide some more insight. I just find it strange that women find the need to stalk their ex's. Maybe their psychosis surfacing? ;p
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Calix
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: mozartvicious]
#10144588 - 04/10/09 07:42 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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turn into a gross ass disgusting person and be arrogant as fuck about it.
ignore her alot and sleep all the time, when your awake just play video games all day and ask to borrow money all the time.
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Ima Trooper
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: Calix]
#10144595 - 04/10/09 07:44 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Calix said: turn into a gross ass disgusting person and be arrogant as fuck about it.
ignore her alot and sleep all the time, when your awake just play video games all day and ask to borrow money all the time.
Uh...he's trying to get her to LEAVE, not FALL IN LOVE.
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alternatereality
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: pseudonym88]
#10144602 - 04/10/09 07:46 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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pseudonym88 said: :P
it cant be helped! why else was facebook invented anyway lol
Exactly! Facebook wouldn't work if nobody gave a fuck who was in a relationship with who and who put up new pictures. It was invented for stalking. An innocent kind of stalking anyways.
And like she said...I don't actually stalk people. I just check up on them from time to time to see what's going on in their lives. It's harmless.
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pseudonym88
globes of joy
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... *DELETED* [Re: Calix]
#10144608 - 04/10/09 07:47 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Gumby
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: mozartvicious]
#10144609 - 04/10/09 07:47 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Cheat on her.
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filthee
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Loc: australia
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: pseudonym88]
#10144610 - 04/10/09 07:47 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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pseudonym88 said: she'l stalk u whatever, trust me. i stalk all my exes from time to time, even from years ago because like 99% of girls im a nosy bugger. and also want to check that their current partner is uglier than me etc etc.
she might not want to kill u tho, whats the situation here?
if he's uglier than you it doesn't matter though does it,he's the ugly guy doing her now,move on or one of the ugly fuckers might kill you
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Geomancer
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Quote:
alternatereality said: And like she said...I don't actually stalk people. I just check up on them from time to time to see what's going on in their lives. It's harmless.
I'm sure people have tried to use that defense in court before too.
"but judge, I wasn't stalking her, I was just checking up on her to see how her life was going. Surely you aren't going to issue a restraining order for that?"
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Calix
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: pseudonym88]
#10144646 - 04/10/09 07:52 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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pseudonym88 said: that might get rid of her but she'l still stalk you afterwards i guarantee
im not even sure why i do it? it just feels like a natural nosiness - guess i wanna see where theyve been since i had them lol! i am a nosy person anyway, i hope not in a bad way. im just always interested to see what people are up to and its amplified with ex's i guess because u share part of your life with them, the person u are is hugely influenced by them even if its a fairly short relationship...im not explaining v well, i might come back to this later as its 3am where i am and im struggling to construct sentences hehe.
i think some of it can be trying to boost ur own self esteem - eg ewww, as if hes shagging that when he had me...lol
but usually its just like, to generally see what theyre up to. and as i said its only now and again, like once a month or so, less if its a r/ship from longer ago. and its not crazy stalkerness like ooh im going to follow his movements everywhere he goes...just a general interest in where their life is at.
yea lay pipe correct and chics will follow you for ages
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sjacobn
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Quote:
alternatereality said:
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pseudonym88 said: she'l stalk u whatever, trust me. i stalk all my exes from time to time, even from years ago because like 99% of girls im a nosy bugger. and also want to check that their current partner is uglier than me etc etc.
she might not want to kill u tho, whats the situation here?
Haha, I facebook stalk from time to time, not gonna lie.
Don't people on social networking sites want you to know what they are doing? I wouldn't call it stalking if people invite you into their lives.
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pseudonym88
globes of joy
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filthee
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: pseudonym88]
#10144688 - 04/10/09 07:57 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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break the habit before its too late
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pseudonym88
globes of joy
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: filthee]
#10144701 - 04/10/09 07:58 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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UnholyChild666
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: mozartvicious]
#10144732 - 04/10/09 08:04 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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say you have herpes
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filthee
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: pseudonym88]
#10144760 - 04/10/09 08:10 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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i found the shroomery searching for majik mushrooms and nearly came in my pants when i learnt i could grow em
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pfxtc
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: pseudonym88]
#10144781 - 04/10/09 08:14 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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pseudonym88 said: lol, i follow people from when i was 15 and im 20 now.
i do sound crazy. oh god.
i shud go to sleep
i dont follow my crushes from when i was like 11 or so... but thats probably mostly because ive forgotten their names :S haha
"Hey julie it's jake!"
"oh hey jake how's it going?"
"great great we havn't spoken forever!"
"yeah I know right!"
"well anyway, I just wanted to let you know your TV is on in your room!"
"what?"
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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filthee
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: pfxtc]
#10144816 - 04/10/09 08:20 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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hpi
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: filthee]
#10146330 - 04/11/09 02:14 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Kill her before she kills YOU.
I'd recommend a .50 caliber M107 sniper rifle using depleted Uranium rounds. Aim for the head then yell BOOM HEADSHOT, first do a big fat line of meth and then go all madman on her and snipe off her head. Her head will be taken off her body and will dissintigrate. Dude you'd see that head fucking split apart into a trillion pieces through the scope
Then you snipe off arm by arm then leg by leg.
You then collect said body parts, open up you're fireplace and throw in a bunch of newspaper and starter fluid. Burn her to ashes and flush her down the toilet.
That sounds about right.
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filthee
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: hpi]
#10146334 - 04/11/09 02:16 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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why not make an ed gien body suit from her?
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hpi
Tsar Bomba
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: filthee]
#10146335 - 04/11/09 02:17 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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I like my idea better thank you very much.
Would you like a Depleted Uranium round?
-------------------- Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam! Tohu Tehom Theli Than Leviathan Tanin'iver Taninsam! There exists one lie that is the absolute worst. A lie that has successfully infiltrated many of the Western governments. This lie is Christianity, and it must be fought in every way, shape and form. Burn the churches and kill the priests. The abomination that is Christianity must be wiped from this Earth. 4-Methyl-Aminorex
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filthee
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: hpi]
#10146338 - 04/11/09 02:22 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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yep and the rifle to shoot it with
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MisterMuscaria
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: mozartvicious]
#10146342 - 04/11/09 02:26 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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dr00gz
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filthee
DWWP
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#10146347 - 04/11/09 02:31 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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mmm thc residue inside ziploc baggy
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Jufin
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: filthee]
#10146567 - 04/11/09 05:56 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
filthee said: piss all over the toilet seat and around it so the concrete soaks it up,urinate all over her clothes etc use her underwear as shitpaper and break the seals on all her tampons and surfboards,spray hair -be-gone all over her face and scalp,give it a week to look at herself balding then dig a 2 foot hole,bury her in it then mow over her periodically as she bloats out from it
what the hell...
That's always worked for me.
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filthee
DWWP
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Loc: australia
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: Jufin]
#10146574 - 04/11/09 06:02 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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i was fanging for some decent weed instead of lawn clippings that night
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bchunter
Strangler
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: filthee]
#10165827 - 04/14/09 05:45 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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oh i forgot about this, this is the way to break up with her the classy way
and heres another for a few more ideas,
enjoy!
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AmericanPsycho
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: pseudonym88]
#10165869 - 04/14/09 05:51 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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pseudonym88 said: its not crazy stalkerness like ooh im going to follow his movements everywhere he goes...just a general interest in where their life is at.
Yeah my ex tells my friends sometimes that she wants to talk to me and I'm like "WTF" that was 5 years ago.
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Etherealfeeling
invisible suture
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Re: Best way to get rid of a woman.... [Re: bchunter]
#10165873 - 04/14/09 05:51 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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describe the woman.
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