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Anonymous #1

Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan?
    #10130639 - 04/08/09 02:48 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

For you dudes who have or had vegan girlfriends. What are the perks and what sucks?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10130951 - 04/08/09 03:33 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

the fact that you cant eat at a normal restraunt because they serve meat might be a problem.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10131086 - 04/08/09 03:52 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

They shit and fart lots. All that fruit and veg!


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Anonymous #4

Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10131164 - 04/08/09 04:02 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Preachy and bitchy rants about "carnivores".  Oh yeah....BAD gas.  Christ.  It's like their asses turn into flatulence factories.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10131175 - 04/08/09 04:03 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Nutty stools can be hard to flush


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Anonymous #1

Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10131666 - 04/08/09 05:08 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Aha that's what i was worried about.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10131733 - 04/08/09 05:16 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Lol@the flatulence comments. Totally spot on, I have a vegan sister. I don't think her butt cheeks have had time to slap together in days as she seems to have a constant airflow out her anus.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10131939 - 04/08/09 05:46 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

The same thing as when dating a Taliban: Radicalism.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #10131961 - 04/08/09 05:52 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
The same thing as when dating a Taliban: Radicalism.




I agree, thats the worst part.  A radical fundamentalist wont be happy in the long run if you dont adopt their views.  At first she may feign tolerance, but that wont last.  Vegans are very intolerant.

(maybe she wont swallow either?  that would suck)


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Anonymous #9

Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10131969 - 04/08/09 05:54 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

they don't swallow.  :nonono:


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Anonymous #10

Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #10131975 - 04/08/09 05:55 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

+farts

lots of them

stinky ones


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Anonymous #11

Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10132065 - 04/08/09 06:14 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #9 said:
they don't swallow.  :nonono:





are you fucking kidding me?

not swallowing is one thing, but throwing out a flimsy excuse..(and it is flimsy, unless she expects no fluid transfer *ever* -- ie, no open mouth kissing or eating her fucking pussy)

unforgivable



lol@farts


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Anonymous #12

Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #10132848 - 04/08/09 08:34 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Some vegans make shit up then look at you like you're retarded when you call them out. Watch out for that.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #10132854 - 04/08/09 08:36 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Plus they are full of shit.  Vegans, LOL.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #10132861 - 04/08/09 08:36 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

More like yuppie assholes amirite? :smilingpuppy:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #10132864 - 04/08/09 08:37 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah. Thanks to this thread i will not be getting laid but i will be avoiding a vegans!

:highfive:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10132895 - 04/08/09 08:41 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I've also noticed most vegans are more prone to it because of animalslaughter and not because of the health benefits of pizza.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10133197 - 04/08/09 09:46 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I lived with a vegan chick, and a vegetarian chick, while dating another vegetarian chick.


I fucking hated it.  Vegans are the epitome of retarded.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #10133647 - 04/08/09 11:16 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Most vegan/vegetarians have bad farts because they don't eat healthy. I know one vegan who eats pretty much nothing but plain bread products and beer. That said, the others eat a lot of fake meat and other worthless garbage.

I've been off and on vegetarian for about 5 years now, and I mostly focus on eating fresh foods, and I never have gas when I'm eating clean. That and my crap doesn't stink, and there's really nothing to wipe off my butt.

As far as Vegans go, most are nuts. :shrug:


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Anonymous #15

Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #10134528 - 04/09/09 05:41 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

My main concern about dating a vegan would be mental instability.  Initially, "hers", but as time went on; your own.


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