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Anonymous #1
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Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan?
#10130639 - 04/08/09 02:48 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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For you dudes who have or had vegan girlfriends. What are the perks and what sucks?
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10130951 - 04/08/09 03:33 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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the fact that you cant eat at a normal restraunt because they serve meat might be a problem.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#10131086 - 04/08/09 03:52 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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They shit and fart lots. All that fruit and veg!
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10131164 - 04/08/09 04:02 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Preachy and bitchy rants about "carnivores". Oh yeah....BAD gas. Christ. It's like their asses turn into flatulence factories.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10131175 - 04/08/09 04:03 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Nutty stools can be hard to flush
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #5]
#10131666 - 04/08/09 05:08 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Aha that's what i was worried about.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10131733 - 04/08/09 05:16 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Lol@the flatulence comments. Totally spot on, I have a vegan sister. I don't think her butt cheeks have had time to slap together in days as she seems to have a constant airflow out her anus.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10131939 - 04/08/09 05:46 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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The same thing as when dating a Taliban: Radicalism.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #7]
#10131961 - 04/08/09 05:52 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #7 said: The same thing as when dating a Taliban: Radicalism.
I agree, thats the worst part. A radical fundamentalist wont be happy in the long run if you dont adopt their views. At first she may feign tolerance, but that wont last. Vegans are very intolerant.
(maybe she wont swallow either? that would suck)
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Anonymous #9
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10131969 - 04/08/09 05:54 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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they don't swallow.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #7]
#10131975 - 04/08/09 05:55 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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+farts
lots of them
stinky ones
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Anonymous #11
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #9]
#10132065 - 04/08/09 06:14 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Anonymous #9 said: they don't swallow. 
are you fucking kidding me?
not swallowing is one thing, but throwing out a flimsy excuse..(and it is flimsy, unless she expects no fluid transfer *ever* -- ie, no open mouth kissing or eating her fucking pussy)
unforgivable
lol@farts
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Anonymous #12
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10132848 - 04/08/09 08:34 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Some vegans make shit up then look at you like you're retarded when you call them out. Watch out for that.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #12]
#10132854 - 04/08/09 08:36 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Plus they are full of shit. Vegans, LOL.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #10]
#10132861 - 04/08/09 08:36 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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More like yuppie assholes amirite?
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #10]
#10132864 - 04/08/09 08:37 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah. Thanks to this thread i will not be getting laid but i will be avoiding a vegans!
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10132895 - 04/08/09 08:41 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've also noticed most vegans are more prone to it because of animalslaughter and not because of the health benefits of pizza.
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Anonymous #13
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10133197 - 04/08/09 09:46 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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I lived with a vegan chick, and a vegetarian chick, while dating another vegetarian chick.
I fucking hated it. Vegans are the epitome of retarded.
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Anonymous #14
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #13]
#10133647 - 04/08/09 11:16 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Most vegan/vegetarians have bad farts because they don't eat healthy. I know one vegan who eats pretty much nothing but plain bread products and beer. That said, the others eat a lot of fake meat and other worthless garbage.
I've been off and on vegetarian for about 5 years now, and I mostly focus on eating fresh foods, and I never have gas when I'm eating clean. That and my crap doesn't stink, and there's really nothing to wipe off my butt.
As far as Vegans go, most are nuts.
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Anonymous #15
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#10134528 - 04/09/09 05:41 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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My main concern about dating a vegan would be mental instability. Initially, "hers", but as time went on; your own.
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Anonymous #16
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #15]
#10134610 - 04/09/09 06:31 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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I had a vegan girlfriend who told me after a few months of dating that I had to adopt a vegan lifestyle if we were going to continue to have a relationship.
Needless to say, I dumped that bitch.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#10134753 - 04/09/09 07:43 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #14 said: Most vegan/vegetarians have bad farts because they don't eat healthy. I know one vegan who eats pretty much nothing but plain bread products and beer. That said, the others eat a lot of fake meat and other worthless garbage.
I've been off and on vegetarian for about 5 years now, and I mostly focus on eating fresh foods, and I never have gas when I'm eating clean. That and my crap doesn't stink, and there's really nothing to wipe off my butt.
As far as Vegans go, most are nuts. 
See this is what i originally thought most vegetarians were. Just fresh produce eaters while cutting out all the garbage processed foods, cheeses, breads like you said, and just all that other shit that does nothing for your body.
I was wondering why a lot of these so called vegetarians were really overweight too. Then i noticed the real problem is all the 'diet' foods they eat which are just as bad for your body as regular processed foods, possibly worse. I mean now every time someone says they are a vegetarian i should ask them if they just over indulge on carbohydrates.
Just fucking sickening.
Thanks for clearing that up #14.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10135045 - 04/09/09 09:17 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Every vegetarian I have ever known was unhealthy. They are either underweight because of lack of protein or overweight because they eat a bunch of processed carbohydrate crap that comes in boxes (chips and cookies). It is possible to be a healthy vegetarian, but it's hard and 99% of them just aren't healthy.
A perfect example: I know two sisters. One is skinny and smoking hot and the other is overweight with a big ass. The skinny sister eats meat. The tubby sister is a vegan. Coincidence?
If human beings were not meant to eat meat we would not have the ability to digest it and we would not have canine teeth. End of story.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10135060 - 04/09/09 09:20 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Anonymous #1 said: I mean now every time someone says they are a vegetarian i should ask them if they just over indulge on carbohydrates.
Just fucking sickening.
Dead on. The healthiest people I know are people who follow the food pyramid and who exercise.
4-5 veggie servings a day 3-4 fruit servings a day 3-4 grain servings a day 1-2 meat servings a day no sugar or preservative filled crap exercise and use your muscles
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Anonymous #11
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #16]
#10135311 - 04/09/09 10:17 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #16 said: I had a vegan girlfriend who told me after a few months of dating that I had to adopt a vegan lifestyle if we were going to continue to have a relationship.
Needless to say, I dumped that bitch.
haha.. what kind of stupid cunt is going to think she tastes better than steak.
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Anonymous #17
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #15]
#10135354 - 04/09/09 10:27 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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They wont eat your meat.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10135467 - 04/09/09 10:48 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #11 said:
Quote:
Anonymous #16 said: I had a vegan girlfriend who told me after a few months of dating that I had to adopt a vegan lifestyle if we were going to continue to have a relationship.
Needless to say, I dumped that bitch.
haha.. what kind of stupid cunt is going to think she tastes better than steak.
QFT.
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Anonymous #18
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Edited by Anonymous (05/19/22 12:22 AM)
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Anonymous #19
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #10]
#10136711 - 04/09/09 02:10 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Anonymous #10 said: Plus they are full of shit. Vegans, LOL.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #18]
#10136772 - 04/09/09 02:19 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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I wasn't sure of the difference between vegans and vegetarians. I'll stick to vegetarians and the vegans can go fuck themselves. Thanks for clearing that up though. I was wondering why people kept using two different terminologies.
The girl is a vegan and i'm pretty much not feeling it so its not too bad.
Where the hell can i meet some REAL vegetarian girls? Should i just sit around a specific restaurant that only serve vegetarian style foods?
Hmm...
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Anonymous #20
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #11]
#10140265 - 04/10/09 12:58 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #11 said:
Quote:
Anonymous #16 said: I had a vegan girlfriend who told me after a few months of dating that I had to adopt a vegan lifestyle if we were going to continue to have a relationship.
Needless to say, I dumped that bitch.
haha.. what kind of stupid cunt is going to think she tastes better than steak.
irl lmfao.
holy shit that was hilarious

Yeah I recently started getting pretty close with this girl who's a huge vegan. She doesn't eat meat, dairy, bread, anything with sugar or any other remotely unhealthy food. She also smokes cigarettes. It fucking BLOWS my mind to stand outside with her while she (not me) smokes a cigarette and talks about how bad cheese is for your health.
I have sort of been trying to just accept the views but honestly the idea is so fucking stupid I just can't. She likes cheese and meat, she doesn't do this as a moral issue, but as a health issue. W T F.
Edited by Anonymous (04/10/09 01:00 AM)
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Anonymous #14
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Re: Is there anything i should be worried about if i date a vegan? [Re: Anonymous #20]
#10143855 - 04/10/09 05:13 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've known a few of those people.
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