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Re: Yoga is going to make me infertile... [Re: milkman]
    #10119358 - 04/06/09 08:22 PM (15 years, 13 days ago)

im a visual person, so i can try that all day like you said but im bound to do it right 0 times ha

Edited by milkman (04/06/09 08:22 PM)

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Re: Yoga is going to make me infertile... [Re: milkman]
    #10119383 - 04/06/09 08:27 PM (15 years, 13 days ago)

Your avatar makes me happy whenever I see you post.

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Re: Yoga is going to make me infertile... [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #10119417 - 04/06/09 08:30 PM (15 years, 13 days ago)

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milkman said:
http://www.yoga-poses-at-home.com/images/yoga-turtle-pose2.jpg
to turtle do you lift your ass off the ground cuase that feels imposible

and maybe your package is abnormally large




holy shit that's not the turtle that we do.

what my instructor calls the turtle is your legs are behind you and you bring your inner legs to the ground while keeping the bottoms of your feet touching. and you place your chin on the floor in between your hands.



No shit. This is the turtle Ive been doing.

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Re: Yoga is going to make me infertile... [Re: milkman]
    #10119442 - 04/06/09 08:34 PM (15 years, 13 days ago)

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im a visual person, so i can try that all day like you said but im bound to do it right 0 times ha






It's like this, except imagine her knees are bent to where the soles of her feet are against each other, inner thighs and inner calfs against the floor, and her chin is on the floor. And her elbows are bent outwards and her whole inner arm is against the floor. Basically the whole front of the body is against the floor.  You get into the pose by turning your hips outward, not by being in the pictured pose and bending your legs. That would be a no-no I'm pretty sure.

Maybe I was mistaken about it being called the turtle, but I'm pretty sure that's what my instructor said.


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Re: Yoga is going to make me infertile... [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #10119451 - 04/06/09 08:36 PM (15 years, 13 days ago)

I just popped wood.

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Re: Yoga is going to make me infertile... [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #10119456 - 04/06/09 08:37 PM (15 years, 13 days ago)

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No shit. This is the turtle Ive been doing.




That's what my instructor calls "the child's pose"

what gives? lol


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Re: Yoga is going to make me infertile... [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #10119461 - 04/06/09 08:38 PM (15 years, 13 days ago)

Sounds right that it would be called that. I imagine it being a really tight figure eight and your limbs would look like turtle fins.

And with your stomach touching the ground? That sounds intense.


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Re: Yoga is going to make me infertile... [Re: milkman]
    #10121951 - 04/07/09 08:53 AM (15 years, 12 days ago)

mistermusacra looks like you got knocked out an just fell into that pose, too easy to be considered yoga for me.

i call it the fecal postition

Edited by milkman (04/07/09 08:55 AM)

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