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i think im gonna do standup
    #10114096 - 04/06/09 12:18 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

iv been collecting/remembering funny shit of my life and always hoped to do a routine..

i found the place and they have open mic once a week. anybody done this shit before?

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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Atheist]
    #10114114 - 04/06/09 12:21 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

im so high i really didnt add details.. i plan on doin just a 5 minute bit with some just random funny shit..

i hope someone sees me and gives me my own tv show, i fuckin deserve one.. im 20yo too they will love me

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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Atheist]
    #10114120 - 04/06/09 12:22 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Post a video of it here so we can see it.

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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: composter]
    #10114123 - 04/06/09 12:23 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

fuck that

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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Atheist]
    #10114127 - 04/06/09 12:23 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

yeah, post a video here first for "constructive criticism".


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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Atheist]
    #10114130 - 04/06/09 12:23 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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fuck that



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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Atheist]
    #10114136 - 04/06/09 12:24 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Atheist said:
Quote:

Atheist said:
fuck that






:lol:


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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Atheist]
    #10114144 - 04/06/09 12:27 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Yes, post a video so that we may crush your hopes and dreams.

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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: walzmanm]
    #10114150 - 04/06/09 12:28 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Why not? You'd have to get use to criticism eventually and people here could tell you what you need to work on or something. I've never laughed at any standup I've seen.

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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Le_Canard]
    #10114153 - 04/06/09 12:29 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Then we can edit the video for mucho fun.


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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: composter]
    #10114154 - 04/06/09 12:29 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

im not gonna go there and record myself lol

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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Atheist]
    #10114232 - 04/06/09 12:50 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

that's bad ass dude. i love watching stand up. you should definitely give it a shot if you think you have the balls for it.

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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: JT]
    #10114241 - 04/06/09 12:53 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

i definitely have the balls for it. the material i will do is pretty funny so im not that worried.

i hope i dont choke tho

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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Atheist]
    #10114243 - 04/06/09 12:54 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Just pretend you're telling a story to a friend.


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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Atheist]
    #10114248 - 04/06/09 12:56 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

good for you for deciding to try.

what's the subject matter of your material?


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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: two_rivers]
    #10114262 - 04/06/09 01:00 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

funny experiences in my life

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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Atheist]
    #10114266 - 04/06/09 01:01 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

You should record your routine on webcam, I'm sure we can all relate to some of your stories.


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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Atheist]
    #10114268 - 04/06/09 01:01 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Sounds like seinfeld.

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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Phish_Dude]
    #10114269 - 04/06/09 01:02 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Phish_Dude said:
You should record your routine on webcam, I'm sure we can all relate to some of your stories.




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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: walzmanm]
    #10114362 - 04/06/09 01:30 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

if you planning on getting a tv show you shouldnt have any issues or recording yourself,
ESPECIALLY because if it is a sucess, having your first ever public appearance on tape could
be worth serious big bucks in the future !!!


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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Atheist]
    #10114424 - 04/06/09 01:47 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I used to critique my roommates act for him when he did the whole open mike deal. If you want someone to seriously check it out for you just PM me.


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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Le_Canard]
    #10114673 - 04/06/09 04:02 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Yes, post a video so that we may crush your hopes and dreams.




Yes. Post your video here so we can help.


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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Merkin]
    #10114752 - 04/06/09 04:28 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Doing a video then posting it would be good preperation to avoid choking. Im a performer too and nothign sucks like stage fright...thank fuck its been a few years


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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: mr_kite]
    #10115275 - 04/06/09 08:31 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

if you can't even videotape yourself for a bunch of random people you'll never meet...well, good luck doing it on stage in front of a bunch of people who are staring you in the eyes.


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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Syle]
    #10115298 - 04/06/09 08:37 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

On the flip side a live crowd is (hopefully) going to be laughing at his jokes, whereas is he records it he will get crickets every time. I don't do standup, but I imagine it's not easy to go through a routine with no laughter.


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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Atheist]
    #10115324 - 04/06/09 08:45 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I did standup a few times... it's kinda fun, but I realized in order to be successful you need to devote A LOT of time and effort.

I'm too lazy to even be a standup comedian. (that was one of my jokes) :smirk:

I took a $90 class at a community college about it. I took the class to learn about the writing aspects, and just to check out the scene. 80% of the class were absolutely unfunny people. Watching them do their routines in class was difficult.

But, everyone laughed at my stuff and the guy running the class booked a few of us at a sports bar. I did three nights, and by the third night I had my routine down and was even fucking with the audience... of like 30 people mind you.

Overall, it was fun but required too much time... And I never bombed only doing 3 shows. I hear the EVERYONE bombs eventually, and I'm not sure how my sensitive side might take it. :shrug:

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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #10116357 - 04/06/09 11:52 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

i figure i'll be doing this within the next 2 months.. if i bomb, i'm never doing it again

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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Atheist]
    #10116386 - 04/06/09 11:56 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

if your nervous drink a lil but not too much or youll ruin your act lol

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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Konyap]
    #10116404 - 04/06/09 11:58 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

oh im definitely going to have atleast 3 beers before

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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Atheist]
    #10116406 - 04/06/09 11:58 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I did. :smile:

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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Atheist]
    #10116456 - 04/06/09 12:05 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I had a psychiatrist tell me that I should do stand up.


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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: RoosterCogburn]
    #10116462 - 04/06/09 12:06 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

like i said just make sure you can still pretend to be somewhat in a routine or sober thats what standups all about you cant be anyone else other then yourself

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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: composter]
    #10116474 - 04/06/09 12:07 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Post a video of it here so we can see it.




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Re: i think im gonna do standup [Re: Atheist]
    #10116488 - 04/06/09 12:09 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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oh im definitely going to have atleast 3 beers before




are you a man or a woman?


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