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InvisibleLeftBehind
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Paraplegic
    #10112360 - 04/05/09 07:08 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

what if you were numb from the waste down, but for some reason you still had feeling in half your cack. like you could only feel the bottom half. would getting pussy feel like a shitty hand job?


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Re: Paraplegic [Re: LeftBehind]
    #10112371 - 04/05/09 07:09 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

:strokebeard:
I may not be a paraplegic. but I have a baseball bat and an unwilling test subject.


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Re: Paraplegic [Re: HappyTrippin]
    #10112382 - 04/05/09 07:10 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

HE HAS NO LEGS\HE HAS NO LEGS
HE HAS NO LEGS
HE HAS NO LEGS
\HE HAS NO LEGS

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Re: Paraplegic [Re: LeftBehind]
    #10112391 - 04/05/09 07:13 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Paraplegic [Re: AgingHippy]
    #10112394 - 04/05/09 07:13 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I would roll myself off a bridge. That would suck hardcore and i would demand a redo.


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"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Re: Paraplegic [Re: Kada]
    #10112407 - 04/05/09 07:15 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Kada said:
I would roll myself off a bridge. That would suck hardcore and i would demand a dildo.




:lol:


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Re: Paraplegic [Re: Kada]
    #10112409 - 04/05/09 07:16 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Kada said:
I would roll myself off a bridge. That would suck hardcore and i would demand a redo.




:ilold:


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Re: Paraplegic [Re: LeftBehind]
    #10112414 - 04/05/09 07:17 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

LeftBehind said:
Quote:

Kada said:
I would roll myself off a bridge. That would suck hardcore and i would demand a dildo.




:lol:




Why would i want a dildo? I couldn't feel it anyways.


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"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: Paraplegic [Re: LeftBehind]
    #10112421 - 04/05/09 07:18 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Ask Lucid


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Re: Paraplegic [Re: AmericanPsycho]
    #10112453 - 04/05/09 07:23 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

:shrug:


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Re: Paraplegic [Re: LeftBehind]
    #10112459 - 04/05/09 07:25 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I would become one of those crazy cripples that do extreme stuff in wheelchairs like backflips and grinds.

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Re: Paraplegic [Re: Chubba]
    #10112476 - 04/05/09 07:27 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

:rofl2:

extreme wheelchair basket ball.


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Re: Paraplegic [Re: LeftBehind]
    #10112487 - 04/05/09 07:28 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Xtreme Wheelchair


Wheelchair Backflip


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Re: Paraplegic [Re: LeftBehind]
    #10112494 - 04/05/09 07:29 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Man you seen wheelchair rugby/football?

It's like demolition derby in wheelchairs, fucking insane, people get knocked upside down and flung across the floor, people getting caught up in other peoples spokes.

There's no way to "tackle" in a wheelchair, so when defending you just ram as fast as you can into the person with the ball.

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Re: Paraplegic [Re: Chubba]
    #10112534 - 04/05/09 07:37 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)



LMFAO


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Re: Paraplegic [Re: King Koopa]
    #10112544 - 04/05/09 07:39 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

holy shit :rofl2:


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Re: Paraplegic [Re: King Koopa]
    #10112546 - 04/05/09 07:39 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

:rofl2:


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