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LeftBehind
Eater Of Ass
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Paraplegic
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what if you were numb from the waste down, but for some reason you still had feeling in half your cack. like you could only feel the bottom half. would getting pussy feel like a shitty hand job?
-------------------- TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!". emilbus@hush.com
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HappyTrippin
Instrument of Soul
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I may not be a paraplegic. but I have a baseball bat and an unwilling test subject.
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AgingHippy
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HE HAS NO LEGS\HE HAS NO LEGS HE HAS NO LEGS HE HAS NO LEGS \HE HAS NO LEGS
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LeftBehind
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-------------------- TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!". emilbus@hush.com
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Kada
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I would roll myself off a bridge. That would suck hardcore and i would demand a redo.
-------------------- ~The Cultivators Motherload~ "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein "There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama Live long and prosper.
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LeftBehind
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Re: Paraplegic [Re: Kada]
#10112407 - 04/05/09 07:15 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Kada said: I would roll myself off a bridge. That would suck hardcore and i would demand a dildo.
-------------------- TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!". emilbus@hush.com
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King Koopa
Mr. Hit Dat Hoe
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Re: Paraplegic [Re: Kada]
#10112409 - 04/05/09 07:16 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Kada said: I would roll myself off a bridge. That would suck hardcore and i would demand a redo.
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Kada
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Quote:
LeftBehind said:
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Kada said: I would roll myself off a bridge. That would suck hardcore and i would demand a dildo.
Why would i want a dildo? I couldn't feel it anyways.
-------------------- ~The Cultivators Motherload~ "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein "There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama Live long and prosper.
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AmericanPsycho
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Ask Lucid
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Chubba
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I would become one of those crazy cripples that do extreme stuff in wheelchairs like backflips and grinds.
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LeftBehind
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Re: Paraplegic [Re: Chubba]
#10112476 - 04/05/09 07:27 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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extreme wheelchair basket ball.
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Gr33nTree73
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Xtreme Wheelchair
Wheelchair Backflip
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Chubba
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Man you seen wheelchair rugby/football?
It's like demolition derby in wheelchairs, fucking insane, people get knocked upside down and flung across the floor, people getting caught up in other peoples spokes.
There's no way to "tackle" in a wheelchair, so when defending you just ram as fast as you can into the person with the ball.
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King Koopa
Mr. Hit Dat Hoe
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Re: Paraplegic [Re: Chubba]
#10112534 - 04/05/09 07:37 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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-------------------- Best Post on the Shroomery Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it.
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Gr33nTree73
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holy shit
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LeftBehind
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-------------------- TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!". emilbus@hush.com
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