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Anonymous #3

Re: Very [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10109243 - 04/05/09 07:46 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

You sick fucks. All of you!

Die! YAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!

:crankey:


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Anonymous #17

Re: Very [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10109247 - 04/05/09 07:49 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

There was this one time me, my brother and a bunch of kids were playing in a park.. I think I was 8yo or so.

Some guy comes and herds us all in the bushes. He identified himself as a police officer and said we shouldnt be playing there. But! Instead of putting us in jail he was going to let us off with an alternative punishment: We all had to take our pants and underpants down and he';d watch us from the distance to make sure we'd obey :lol:

Immediately I was like BAWWWW BAAAWWWW I DONT WANT TO DO THAT MISTER!! And he was like "Ok! Ok! You can keep your underpants up, be quiet!"

So there I was standing in my underpants with my brother and friends in their bare weewees while in the distance the cop was filing a police report or something :yesnod:

After some minutes he left, we pulled our pants up and that was that.


flash forward 20 years...

My brother and I are relating stories of our childhood and having fun doing it so I suddenly blurt out: "LOL do you remember that pedophile? :smile2:"  He goes "Wut?" so I tell the story.

He turns pale. He cringes three times after another and goes: JESUS! I was stoned, his response added to my lulz :rotfl:


My brother had blotted it out and was shocked to remember it. I never forgot it, and its never been an issue to me.

If the guy had slaped the salami in front of us or worse, it wouldve fucked me up I'm sure. At age 6 I have been genuinely sexually abused and that DID do serious damage for the rest of my life.

But this pedophile encounter in the park was harmless, at least to me. I only at a later age connected the dots that hey.. that might not have been a cop.:shocked:


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Anonymous #29

Re: Very [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #10109499 - 04/05/09 09:32 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I have a 14 month old daughter & she has 5 older brothers.(None of them mine) Two of them are confirmed deviants . If , I , say If.....They EVER TRY ANY OF THIS SHIT ON HER......  There will broken bones.  I wouldn't hesitate for one second to BASH their heads into the wall , if I catch any shit like that.


One time , a few years ago. I woke up & walked toward the kitchen . On the living room floor , one of her kids was laying on the floor , getting a BJ from the neighbors kid.  The older one was behind the couch directing.

I freaked.  If that kind of shit spills over to my Daughter , heads will roll.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Very [Re: Anonymous #27]
    #10109618 - 04/05/09 10:03 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #27 said:
I've had a similar experience when I was around 8 years old but no actual sex, just touching and pretending we were adults. It's funny that it freaks so many people out and that they feel so guilty about it....




Uhh...when I was a kid we pretended to be adults by smoking fake cigarettes, not by fingering each other.


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Anonymous #17

Re: Very [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #10109628 - 04/05/09 10:07 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

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Uhh...when I was a kid we pretended to be adults by smoking fake cigarettes, not by fingering each other.





Now that you smoke two packs a day though.. don't you wish you had?


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Anonymous #13

Re: Very [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #10109638 - 04/05/09 10:10 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Good point.  From now on instead of smoking cigarettes when I'm stressed I'll finger an adjacent person.  :thumbup:


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Anonymous #24

Re: Very [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #10110214 - 04/05/09 12:27 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #13 said:
Good point.  From now on instead of smoking cigarettes when I'm stressed I'll finger an adjacent person.  :thumbup:



....ROFL.

Have anyone here fucked their pets?  I can't stop considering doing it with my dog even though it's pussy is so tight, it might rip or sumthing.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Very [Re: Anonymous #24]
    #10110264 - 04/05/09 12:39 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #24 said:
....ROFL.

Have anyone here fucked their pets?  I can't stop considering doing it with my dog even though it's pussy is so tight, it might rip or sumthing.




:eek:


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Anonymous #4

Re: Very [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #10110325 - 04/05/09 12:49 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

how do you fuck you r little brother. that shits so wrong, bro


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Anonymous #26

Re: Very [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #10134942 - 04/09/09 08:49 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

This thread wins the internet


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Anonymous #10

Re: Very [Re: Anonymous #26]
    #10135251 - 04/09/09 10:04 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

ya it is a pretty good one


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