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ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps!
    #10094619 - 04/02/09 02:14 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I was out on my back porch smoking a cigarette and came inside to use my laptop. As soon as I put the laptop on my lap, BAM. I thought I had gotten shocked or something so I quickly threw the laptop on the couch.

And that's when I saw it. Motherfucking wasp was about 2 inches long. Apparently it had landed on my pants and when I put the laptop on my lap the asshole stung me right on the right upper thigh.

Fuck I had forgotten how much these things hurt! And it's swelled up like crazy so far and still hurts like hell 45 minutes later.

:crankey::crankey::crankey:


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #10094636 - 04/02/09 02:16 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Yikes.. I hate those fuckers.

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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Brugman]
    #10094659 - 04/02/09 02:18 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #10094665 - 04/02/09 02:19 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

A 2 inch wasp? Do you live in Japan?


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #10094674 - 04/02/09 02:20 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Get this Motherfucking Wasp out my Motherfucking Leg
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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Asante]
    #10094676 - 04/02/09 02:20 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

the one thing i hate about nice weather..fucking bugs


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Asante]
    #10094681 - 04/02/09 02:21 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

what good does a wasp do
if you can't eat it like you would bees and become intoxicated

fuck a wasp:thumbdown:


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #10094682 - 04/02/09 02:21 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Asante]
    #10094710 - 04/02/09 02:23 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Ewwwewewewew  I'm a total girl when it comes to bees.  My friend likes to fuck with me when I'm driving and tell me there's one crawling up my back.  The only problem is sometimes he's for real so I spazz either way.  :blush:  I'm one of those people that'll shake my clothes and brush myself all over to shake whatever might be on me.

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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Asante]
    #10094711 - 04/02/09 02:23 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Ok, maybe like an inch and a half. It looked a lot bigger after I ground the fucker into the carpet with my shoe.

God damn this shit still hurts. Every once in a while it feels like someone jabbed a needle into my thigh for like a quarter of a second. It's actually making me 'yelp'.

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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Newbie]
    #10094718 - 04/02/09 02:24 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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I'm one of those people that'll shake my clothes and brush myself all over to shake whatever might be on me.




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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #10094730 - 04/02/09 02:27 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

My dad initiated me into the wonderful word of venomous insects by having me blast a massive wasp nest with a 12 gauge at point blank.

That'll get a kid running.


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Newbie]
    #10094731 - 04/02/09 02:27 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I can't even look at that picture of that big ass bee thing... It makes my spine tingle, and I have to look away. Phobias are fucked up.

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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Crasher]
    #10094763 - 04/02/09 02:31 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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My dad initiated me into the wonderful word of venomous insects by having me blast a massive wasp nest with a 12 gauge at point blank.

That'll get a kid running.


:rofl2:

Must be a dad thing ,my pops got me to blast a hornets nest ...he said it was a squirel nest,needless to say by the time beaded up on it and blasted he was more than a football field away from me and already running......:rofl2:


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #10094907 - 04/02/09 02:52 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Wait until one of these bad boys gets a hold of ya

That shit will hurt for DAYS



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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: niteowl]
    #10094917 - 04/02/09 02:53 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

That's what it was that got me niteowl.


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: niteowl]
    #10094943 - 04/02/09 02:56 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

ugh. this reminds me of how i always have fucking dreams of bees attacking me. i have no idea why but i have alot of them.. maybe thats how ill die. fuck thats creepy. ive been stung before so i aint allergic so maybe ill get killed with a swarm. :eek: damn, life sux.. :sad:


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #10094951 - 04/02/09 02:57 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

:sad:

If you live around those 'lil beasts I suggest buying some Sting-Ez

Shit works wonders.

Meat tenderizer, mixed with water and made into a paste, helps too.

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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: tripp23]
    #10094955 - 04/02/09 02:57 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

that's weird..last night in my dream there were a bunch of bees..decent sized ones too


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Asante]
    #10094967 - 04/02/09 02:59 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

And Wiccan, those red wasps can get fucking large.
Two inches isn't unheard of.

They are highly aggressive too.
Especially in the heat of the summer.


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: niteowl]
    #10094972 - 04/02/09 03:00 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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:sad:

If you live around those 'lil beasts I suggest buying some Sting-Ez

Shit works wonders.

Meat tenderizer, mixed with water and made into a paste, helps too.

:goodluck:





I had one of those 20% benzocaine vial sting thingies in my first aid kit. It worked decently but still every once in a while when my clothes touch it, I still get those jolts of pain.


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: shadyy]
    #10094975 - 04/02/09 03:01 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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that's weird..last night in my dream there were a bunch of bees..decent sized ones too




u scare me


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #10094987 - 04/02/09 03:03 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I swallowed a live wasp on accident once. I was seven or eight years old.


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #10094990 - 04/02/09 03:03 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Quote:

niteowl said:
:sad:

If you live around those 'lil beasts I suggest buying some Sting-Ez

Shit works wonders.

Meat tenderizer, mixed with water and made into a paste, helps too.

:goodluck:





I had one of those 20% benzocaine vial sting thingies in my first aid kit. It worked decently but still every once in a while when my clothes touch it, I still get those jolts of pain.





Yea, it will probably hurt for a couple of days.

I would try to find their nest while it is still fairly cool and use some wasp killer on them.


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: tripp23]
    #10094996 - 04/02/09 03:04 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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that's weird..last night in my dream there were a bunch of bees..decent sized ones too




u scare me




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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: niteowl]
    #10095017 - 04/02/09 03:08 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

2 inches? wow.


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Thats some dangerous advice niteowl. What if they attack en masse?


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: niteowl]
    #10095030 - 04/02/09 03:10 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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niteowl said:
Quote:

WakeboardrB said:
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niteowl said:
:sad:

If you live around those 'lil beasts I suggest buying some Sting-Ez

Shit works wonders.

Meat tenderizer, mixed with water and made into a paste, helps too.

:goodluck:





I had one of those 20% benzocaine vial sting thingies in my first aid kit. It worked decently but still every once in a while when my clothes touch it, I still get those jolts of pain.





Yea, it will probably hurt for a couple of days.

I would try to find their nest while it is still fairly cool and use some wasp killer on them.




Yeah, I noticed the same wasp (had a little chunk of his wing missing) yesterday just chilling on one of the chairs on my back porch. He was moving really slow due to the cool weather.

Well I wish I would've taken the opportunity to get rid of it when I had the chance. That decision really came back to sting me on the thigh.

When I was about 7 years old I spilled a pitcher of koolaid on our porch and all over a wasp nest. Apparently I was stung over 40 times and chased all over the back yard. Thank the flying spaghetti monster I'm not allergic!


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Asante]
    #10095038 - 04/02/09 03:11 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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<img src=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/Picture_Vespa.jpg>





it's an asian hornet, not a wasp, we have them around here, people
call it the goodnews bee, after I tell them what they are and what
they can do, they dont think the news is all that good

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The stinger of the Asian giant hornet is about 6 mm (¼ in) in length,[1] and injects an especially potent venom that contains, like many bee and wasp venoms, a cytolytic peptide (specifically, a mastoparan) that can damage tissue by stimulating phospholipase action,[3] in addition to its own intrinsic phospholipase.[4] Masato Ono, an entomologist at Tamagawa University near Tokyo, described the sensation as feeling "like a hot nail being driven into my leg."[1].

An allergic human stung by the giant hornet may die from an allergic reaction to the venom, but the venom contains a neurotoxin called mandaratoxin[5] which can be lethal even to people who are not allergic if the dose is sufficient. Between 20 and 40 people die each year in Japan after being stung by giant hornets.[6]

A few interesting notes on Vespa mandarinia's venom and stinger:

    * The venom contains at least eight distinct chemicals, some of which damage tissue, some of which cause pain, and at least one which has an odor that attracts more hornets to the victim.
    * The venom contains 5% acetylcholine, a greater concentration than is present in bee or other wasp venoms. Acetylcholine stimulates the pain nerve fibers, intensifying the pain of the sting.
    * Vespa mandarinia uses its large crushing mandibles, rather than its sting, to kill prey.
    * The venom of the Asian giant hornet is more toxic than that of most other bees or wasps, giving this species one of the greatest lethal capacities per colony.
    * The enzyme in the venom is so strong that it can dissolve human tissue. On some occasions, the sting may be compared to the effects of a spider bite.




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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #10095053 - 04/02/09 03:14 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

sounds like something i wouldn't want to fuck with


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #10095069 - 04/02/09 03:17 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Asian hornets are a bitch. I got stung on the back of my head, and under my eye once. My eye was swollen shut for a few days.


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #10095075 - 04/02/09 03:17 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I know, I went straight for it on Wiki because thats the beast I think of when someone says "2 inch wasp"

It looks by all means like a wasp, and its a Vespa, so biologically its kind of a wasp :smile:

I didnt know they were in the US too..

Scary fuckers. Imagine them going killer bee!


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Asante]
    #10095111 - 04/02/09 03:22 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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2 inches? wow.


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I would try to find their nest while it is still fairly cool and use some wasp killer on them.





Thats some dangerous advice niteowl. What if they attack en masse?




This is the best time of the year to kill them.
they are just now coming out of their nest.
They are very sluggish.

They won't attack in masse. Not now.

If he waits till late summer when it is real hot, and they are super active....
then he will have issues with trying to get rid of them

Had you rather he just live with the little buggers all summer?


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #10095128 - 04/02/09 03:24 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Only thing to do now is to take the rest of those wasps out with a garden hose and a tennis racket.:yesnod:


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #10095139 - 04/02/09 03:25 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

a rather small one but we have these by my house and on the golf course i work at, I am positive I have seen a few close to 2 1/4 inches, good thing they dont sting people though



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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: niteowl]
    #10095161 - 04/02/09 03:27 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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I rather had him call a guy in a bee suit to do it.


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    #10095162 - 04/02/09 03:28 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Only thing to do now is to take the rest of those wasps out with a garden hose and a tennis racket.:yesnod:




Talk about your bad ideas :eek:


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Asante]
    #10095188 - 04/02/09 03:31 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Had you rather he just live with the little buggers all summer?





I rather had him call a guy in a bee suit to do it.




You must not live around wasps.
They are easy to get rid of.
Knowing where their nest is and having some wasp and hornet killer is all anyone needs.

I have killed MANY wasp nests.
It isn't hard. The poison drops them like flies (pun intended).

At this time of year they will be too slow to avoid the spray. All they can do is fall out of the nest dead.

:minigun:

I would do it for him if he lived near me :yesnod:


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: niteowl]
    #10095217 - 04/02/09 03:35 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I can't even begin to imagine where the nest is. We never have problems with wasps around here. I only see a hand full each summer. This was just a fluke. A very painful fluke.

I'm worrying more about the hundreds of fucking carpenter bees that are drilling holes all over the side of the house. A few days ago it got to about 78 degrees and those fuckers were out and about, buzzing around and pissing me the fuck off.

This is the 4th fucking year they've decided to turn the house into swiss cheese. I need to call the exterminator before they get really bad again and start smacking against the windows waking me up in the morning.


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: niteowl]
    #10095235 - 04/02/09 03:37 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Had you rather he just live with the little buggers all summer?





I rather had him call a guy in a bee suit to do it.




You must not live around wasps.
They are easy to get rid of.
Knowing where their nest is and having some wasp and hornet killer is all anyone needs.

I have killed MANY wasp nests.
It isn't hard. The poison drops them like flies (pun intended).

At this time of year they will be too slow to avoid the spray. All they can do is fall out of the nest dead.

:minigun:

I would do it for him if he lived near me :yesnod:




Yeah, wasps are easy. Especially with that wasp spray that shoots about 15 feet. You don't even need to get near the nest to get rid of them.

My favorite is the bees that burrow down in the ground and make nests. Just pour a couple cups of gasoline and diesel in the hole and watch those fuckers burn!


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #10095253 - 04/02/09 03:39 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

It shouldn't be hard to find their nest just hang around your yard in the late afternoon and watch where they go.

Carpenter bees won't sting you
at least I have never been stung by them

but they can do damage to your house.
Not sure what an exterminator could do to get rid of them


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #10095262 - 04/02/09 03:40 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: BuggingOUT]
    #10095456 - 04/02/09 04:11 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

:confused:


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: BuggingOUT]
    #10095477 - 04/02/09 04:14 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: niteowl]
    #10095488 - 04/02/09 04:16 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Only thing to do now is to take the rest of those wasps out with a garden hose and a tennis racket.:yesnod:




Talk about your bad ideas :eek:



Nah man, haven't you seen america's funniest home videos?
That shit works wonders, I dont even know why people still buy wasp killer anymore.:crazy2:


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: niteowl]
    #10095527 - 04/02/09 04:20 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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It shouldn't be hard to find their nest just hang around your yard in the late afternoon and watch where they go.

Carpenter bees won't sting you
at least I have never been stung by them

but they can do damage to your house.
Not sure what an exterminator could do to get rid of them




I talked to an exterminator last year and they said that they drill holes in the siding and inject some sort of poison.

I've never been stung by a carpenter bee but man those fuckers are annoying. Especially when there are dozens of them all over the place. Last summer every time I'd go on the back porch to smoke a cigarette they would always be bouncing off me or buzzing all over the place. Pretty fucking annoying.

Plus they bounce off the windows in the morning and I can hear them buzzing in the walls in my room. They've woken me up on more than a few occasions. Also you can see their shit or vomit or whatever the hell it is streaking down from the trim and all over the siding. It looks nasty.


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #10095535 - 04/02/09 04:20 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

i'd take care of that lol


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Phish_Dude]
    #10095536 - 04/02/09 04:21 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Only thing to do now is to take the rest of those wasps out with a garden hose and a tennis racket.:yesnod:




Talk about your bad ideas :eek:



Nah man, haven't you seen america's funniest home videos?
That shit works wonders, I dont even know why people still buy wasp killer anymore.:crazy2:




Fuck a garden hose. I used to just crank up my 3700psi Pressure Washer and make quick work of them.


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #10095592 - 04/02/09 04:27 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Pressure washer? This is how we do it in Holland:




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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Asante]
    #10095612 - 04/02/09 04:29 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

that's fuckin sick


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Asante]
    #10095671 - 04/02/09 04:38 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I'm sure that would do the trick!:eek:


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: niteowl]
    #10095688 - 04/02/09 04:40 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Man I hate bee dreams.. i've had dreams where the bee is twice the size of me and stings me in the face


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