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um.... im tweaked
    #9999976 - 03/19/09 10:24 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

'Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with only the left hand and 'lollipop' is the longest word typed with your right hand.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the alphabet.

The words 'racecar', 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous':
tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order:
'abstemious' and 'facetious'.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

The opposing sides of a dice add up to 7.


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Re: um.... im tweaked [Re: Nexius] * 1
    #10000000 - 03/19/09 10:28 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Damn, you are spun


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Re: um.... im tweaked [Re: AmericanPsycho]
    #10000013 - 03/19/09 10:29 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

how does copy and pasting shit = tweaked


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Re: um.... im tweaked [Re: AmericanPsycho]
    #10000016 - 03/19/09 10:30 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

About one per cent of women can orgasm solely through breast stimulation.

30% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends.

Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex than high school dropouts. (Amazing what one learns in college).

Women are most likely to want to have sex when they are ovulating.

Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a Bachelor's degree.

According to Penthouse magazine, more women complain about infrequent sex than men do. Forty percent of women have said they had an orgasm while dreaming about sex. That number is 80% for men.

The frequency with which a woman has orgasms during her sleep actually increases as she ages during her childbearing years.

According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men

It's been estimated that one out of every two hundred women is born with an extra nipple.

A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.


The word "sex" was coined in 1382

Dr. Kellogg introduced Kellogg Corn Flakes in hopes that it would reduce masturbation.

The word "avocado" comes from the Spanish word "aguacate" which is derived from the Azetec word "ahuacati" which means testicles

The word "pornography" comes from Greece, meaning the "writing of Prostitutes"

According to Playboy, the most popular sexual aid is erotic literature.

The first condoms in the US were made from vulcanized rubber in the 1870s. They were expensive and annoyingly thick and meant to be reused

A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever

Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain

Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy

Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up (if you use a condom). It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body.

Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being

Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm.

According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.

The word 'gymnasium' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means to exercise naked, which often was done in ancient Greece

More Americans lose their virginity in June than in any other month (must be all those weddings and prom nights).

The most recorded orgasms in an hour by researchers at the Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in Long Beach, CA, was 134 by one female and sixteen for a male.

Besides the genitals and the breasts, the inner nose is the only other body part that routinely swells during intercourse.

Women say that the part of a man's body that they admire the most is his buttocks

Studies have proven that it's harder to tell a convincing lie to someone you find sexually attractive

The most successful X-rated movie of all time is Deep Throat. It cost less than $50,000 to make it and has earned more than $100 million.

1 in 3 of us have had an extramarital affair; 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.

It is illegal to have sex in Nevada without a condom.

According to Playboy, more Americans lose their virginity in June than any other month.

According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.

A capon is a castrated rooster.

Armadillos have four babies at a time and they are always all the same sex.

The Mola Mola, or Ocean Sunfish, lays up to 5,000,000 eggs at one time.

The black widow spider can devour as many as twenty 'mates' in a single day.

A male moth can smell a female moth from 100 yards away.

A female mackerel lays about 500,000 eggs at one time.

Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day. A female can produce up to twelve litters of twenty rats a year: one pair of rats has the potential for 15,000 descendants in a year.

Of the approximately 200 eggs laid by a female leatherback sea turtle an average of two will survive their youth and grow to sexual maturity.

In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

A female oyster over her lifetime may produce over 100 million young.

Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.

A female dog, her mate and her puppies can potentially produce 12,288 dogs in five years.

The largest eggs in the world are laid by a shark.

In certain species of seals, like the elephant seal, males may be several times larger than females because larger males can better defeat their rivals in territorial fights and so acquire larger harems.

Squids are a large, diverse group of marine cephalopods. They begin mating with a circling nuptial dance, revolving around across a `spawning bed' (200 metres, in diameter). At daybreak, they begin having sex and continue all day long --they only take a break so the female can drive down and deposit eggs. When she returns to the circle, the two go at it again. As twilight falls, the pair go offshore to eat and rest. At the first sign of sunlight, they return to their spot and do it all over again.

Penguins in general prefer to be `married', but they suffer long separations due to their migratory habits. When reunited, a pair will stand breast to breast, heads thrown back, singing loudly, with outstretched flippers trembling. Two weeks after a pair is formed, their union is consummated. The male makes his intentions known by laying his head across his partner's stomach. They go on a long trek to find privacy, but the actual process of intercourse takes only three minutes. Neither penguin will mate again that year. The male Adele penguin must select his mate from a colony of more than a million, and he indicates his choice by rolling a stone at the female's feet. Stones are scarce at mating time because many are needed to build walls around nests. It becomes commonplace for penguins to steal them from one another. If she accepts this gift, they stand belly to belly and sing a mating song.

There is a common joke: "How do porcupines do it?" "Very carefully." But in reality, the truth is more bizarre than dangerous. Females are only receptive for a few hours a yearm, so they go off their food, and stick close by the males and mope. Meanwhile the male becomes aggressive with other males, and begins a period of carefully sniffing every place the female of his choice urinates, smelling her all over. This is a tremendous aphrodisiac. While she is sulking by his side, he begins to `sing'. When he is ready to make love, the female runs away if she's not ready. If she is in the mood, they both rear up and face each other, belly-to-belly. Then, males spray their ladies with a tremendous stream of urine, soaking their loved one from head to foot - the stream can shoot as far as 7 feet. It is advised never to stand close to a cage that contains courting porcupines.

The female gastric-brooding frogs are a genus, Rheobatrachus, of frogs from East Australia. The curiosity with these frogs is their unique parental care: following external fertilisation by the male, the female would take the eggs into its mouth and swallow them. It is not clear, however, whether the females swallowed the tadpoles or the eggs, as it was never observed prior to their extinction. The last captive specimen died in 1984.

Red-sided Garter snakes are small and poisonous, and live in Canada and the Northwestern United States, and they prefer orgies. Their highly unusual mating takes place during an enormous orgy. Twenty-five thousand snakes slither together in a large den, eager to copulate. In that pile, one female may have as many as 100 males vying for her. These `nesting balls' grow as large as two feet high. Now and then a female is crushed under the heavy mound - and the males are so randy that they continue to copulate, becoming the only necrophiliac snakes!

Hippos have their own form of aromatherapy. Hippos attract mates by marking territory, urinating and defecating at the same time. Then, an enamored hippo will twirl its tail like a propellor to spread this delicious slop in every direction. This attracts lovers, and a pair will begin foreplay, which consists of playing by splashing around in the water before settling down to business.

Anglerfishes are bony fishes. Some of them have a unique mating method: Since individuals are rare and encounters doubly so, finding a mate is a problem, especially at a time when both individuals are ready to spawn. When a male anglerfish hatches, it is equipped with extremely well developed olfactory organs that detect scents in the water. They have no digestive system, and thus are unable to feed independently. They must find a female anglerfish, and quickly, or else they will die. When he finds a female, he bites into her flank, and releases an enzyme which digests the skin of his mouth and her body, fusing the pair down to the blood vessel level. The male then atrophies into nothing more than a pair of gonads that release sperm in response to hormones in the female's bloodstream indicating egg release. This is an extreme example of sexual dimorphism. However, it ensures that when the female is ready to spawn, she has a mate immediately available.

The female mite known as Histiostoma murchiei creates her own husband from scratch. She lays eggs that turn into adults without needing to be fertilised. The mother then copulates with her sons within three to four days of laying the eggs, after which the sons die rather quickly.

Everyday, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment.

Women are most likely to want to have sex when they are ovulating.

The Egyptian 'Ankh' , here on the left is actually a symbol representing the male and female sex organs.

Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world

Mosquitoes, which mate in the air perform a sex act that lasts only 2 seconds.

Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a Bachelor's degree.

Fellatio ranks as the number one sexual act desired by heterosexual men.

Australian women have sex on the first date more than women the same age in the USA and Canada.

Today, Japan leads the world in condom use. Like cosmetics, they're sold door to door, by women.

More Americans lose their virginity in June than in any other month (must be all those weddings and prom nights).

A man’s penis not only shrinks during cold weather but also from nonsexual excitement like when his favorite football team scores a touchdown, etc.

Wyoming’s Grand Tetons mountain range literally means “Big Tits”.

In the original Grimm fairly tale of 'Sleeping Beauty', the Prince rapes her while she sleeps and then leaves before she wakes up. (Good thing that was rewritten!)

The word 'gymnasium' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means to exercise naked, which often was done in ancient Greece.

White women and those women with a college degree, when asked said they were more receptive to anal sex than women without college educations.

The word avocado comes from the Spanish word aguacate which is derived from the Aztec word ahuacati which means testicle.

The original representation of Cupid by the Greeks was that of a beautiful young boy whose naked form was considered to be the embodiment of sexual love.

Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex than high school dropouts. (Amazing what one learns in college).

About 1% of the adult female population are able to achieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation.

14% of males said that they did not enjoy sex the first time.

60% of women say they did not enjoy sex their first time.

According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear.

When Viagra became available, operators of Nevada brothels reported that business "shot up" about 20 percent.

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

The sperm of a mouse is longer than the sperm of an elephant.

Whales as you know have the world's largest penises. The blue whale is the champ, due to his size, with a ten foot long member that is one foot in diameter.


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Re: um.... im tweaked [Re: AmericanPsycho]
    #10000020 - 03/19/09 10:30 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quick, give me a statistical analysis of Peyton Manning's career, and how it compares statistically to Brett Favre, Dan Moreno, Steve Young, Joe Montana, John Elway, and Tom Brady. GO!


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Re: um.... im tweaked [Re: Nexius]
    #10000048 - 03/19/09 10:33 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

orange rhymes with door-hinge say it a few times and it kinda works


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Re: um.... im tweaked [Re: Nexius]
    #10000052 - 03/19/09 10:34 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Nexius said:
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.






Quote:

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.




I'm sure that's not the only thing in his pants that melted.


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Re: um.... im tweaked [Re: Wapakz]
    #10000083 - 03/19/09 10:37 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

orange rhymes with door-hinge say it a few times and it kinda works




Gives me an idea for a song. I'd have to get really stoned first, or be tripping. Then there would be long aimless strumming as I repeat phrases like "door-hinge orange" over and over until they rhyme.


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Re: um.... im tweaked [Re: AmericanPsycho] * 2
    #10000111 - 03/19/09 10:41 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

AmericanPsycho said:
Damn, you are spun




10 millionth shroomery post :wink: :postcount:


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Re: um.... im tweaked [Re: WorldWideWInton]
    #10000123 - 03/19/09 10:43 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

WorldWideWInton said:
orange rhymes with door-hinge say it a few times and it kinda works




cool


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Re: um.... im tweaked [Re: Wapakz]
    #10000131 - 03/19/09 10:44 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.


what about Tempt?


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Re: um.... im tweaked [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #10000137 - 03/19/09 10:44 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

thats 'pt' LOL


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Re: um.... im tweaked [Re: Wapakz]
    #10000138 - 03/19/09 10:44 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.


what about Tempt?

EDIT: nm i see wuts going on here.


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Re: um.... im tweaked [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #10000140 - 03/19/09 10:45 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

:congrats:


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Re: um.... im tweaked [Re: Atheist]
    #10000145 - 03/19/09 10:46 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

:shrug:


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Re: um.... im tweaked [Re: jds]
    #10000162 - 03/19/09 10:50 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

lol woops :partykid:


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Re: um.... im tweaked [Re: Nexius]
    #10000171 - 03/19/09 10:52 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Neato, the goldfish one is apparently a myth though.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/02/19/2166204.htm


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Re: um.... im tweaked [Re: Set]
    #10000243 - 03/19/09 11:05 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

gold fishes are awesome


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