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Anonymous #1

Asexual
    #9934767 - 03/08/09 05:49 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

I think I am asexual. Its stupid.  I used to like girls, then i liked guys.  Now I can't really sex up anyone.


WTF

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Re: Asexual [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9934880 - 03/08/09 06:08 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

Yeah, I know somebody like that, well... sux to be u?

On another note, thinking about this now, maybe we need more ppl like u to help the overpopulated planet.


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Re: Asexual [Re: I AM SWIM]
    #9935033 - 03/08/09 06:30 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

Check out your health routines. Sometimes I can go through periods of low sex drive but that usually seems to improve when I maintain a good exercise regimen, and eat fish/beef.


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Re: Asexual [Re: PyroBurns]
    #9936911 - 03/08/09 10:56 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

thats weird
but what he said    :thumbup:


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Re: Asexual [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9937537 - 03/09/09 12:34 AM (15 years, 23 days ago)

people who considers themselves asexual are just saying that because they are unsuccessful with getting sex

its probably better than being gay though, being gay is really gross, you get semen all over your face and in your butthole and stuff.

its pretty cool though, if you are truly asexual


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Re: Asexual [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9937856 - 03/09/09 02:03 AM (15 years, 23 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I think I am asexual. Its stupid.  I used to like girls, then i liked guys.  Now I can't really sex up anyone.


WTF




You should explain your situation a bit more.

Do you have no sex drive? Do you want a sex drive?

What is the issue here?

I feel like "i can't really sex up anyone." sometimes, simply because i see relationships as trivial wastes of time. - waiting for someone interesting to come along.


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Re: Asexual [Re: PDU]
    #9937963 - 03/09/09 03:00 AM (15 years, 23 days ago)

o_O

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Re: Asexual [Re: twboss]
    #9937969 - 03/09/09 03:02 AM (15 years, 23 days ago)

God dude. I told you already. I will teach you how to tie a noose. its pretty damn easy. Stop posting these stupid fucking "im gay" or "im asexual" threads. nobody cares what you are. unless your dead. then we throw a fucking party. :dancer:


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Re: Asexual [Re: aDoS]
    #9938009 - 03/09/09 03:22 AM (15 years, 23 days ago)

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aDoS said:
people who considers themselves asexual are just saying that because they are unsuccessful with getting sex

its probably better than being gay though, being gay is really gross, you get semen all over your face and in your butthole and stuff.

its pretty cool though, if you are truly asexual



lol seamen on the face
its called swallowing


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Re: Asexual [Re: aDoS]
    #9938143 - 03/09/09 06:02 AM (15 years, 23 days ago)

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aDoS said:
people who considers themselves asexual are just saying that because they are unsuccessful with getting sex





You happen to know this how?

Quote:

its probably better than being gay though, being gay is really gross, you get semen all over your face and in your butthole and stuff.




Obviously for gay people it isn't gross to be gay, and, luckily enough, nobody cares about what you think and find gross, so it doesn't matter. :lol:


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Re: Asexual [Re: aDoS]
    #9938292 - 03/09/09 07:09 AM (15 years, 22 days ago)

:whatwhat:


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Re: Asexual [Re: blewmeanie]
    #9938844 - 03/09/09 10:23 AM (15 years, 22 days ago)

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Obviously for gay people it isn't gross to be gay, and, luckily enough, nobody cares about what you think and find gross, so it doesn't matter. 




:lol::lol::lol:

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Re: Asexual [Re: OZZ]
    #9938937 - 03/09/09 10:51 AM (15 years, 22 days ago)

Anonymous #1, you have to find a way to clear the blockage to your 2nd chakra, the sex chakra


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Re: Asexual [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #9938992 - 03/09/09 11:06 AM (15 years, 22 days ago)

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Anonymous #1, you have to find a way to clear the blockage to your 2nd chakra, the sex chakra




Any idea on how to do this? I have also felt like this was part of the problem, and it wouldn't atleast hurt to try.


as for the other replies, I just feel like relationships are a waste of time, and I seem to fall in love with people's personalities.  And even then, I would love to show them my affection, but its more so that I would want to cuddle, not fuck.


And to whoever said I am just saying that because I can't get laid, you are totally incorrect.  I can DEFINITELY get laid, I just always pass up the opportunity because I don't really care about having sex.
I actually started this topic because of a "missed opportunity" on saturday (even though I wouldn't really call it that)

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Re: Asexual [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9939064 - 03/09/09 11:26 AM (15 years, 22 days ago)

I'm not really sure, someone who is psychic and "advanced" spritually somehow fixed my 2nd chakra (using Chi I guess), but now it is pretty much dysfunctional again. There might be some kind of meditation you can do, but I haven't found any good ones.

This site seems to have some suggestions: http://www.neholistic.com/articles/0064.htm


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Re: Asexual [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #9939116 - 03/09/09 11:37 AM (15 years, 22 days ago)

That's awesome if you truly are.

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Re: Asexual [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9939364 - 03/09/09 12:33 PM (15 years, 22 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I think I am asexual. Its stupid.  I used to like girls, then i liked guys.  Now I can't really sex up anyone.


WTF





That's OK too. Just like those things changed it is likely that this is not a permanent condition either.


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Re: Asexual [Re: Icelander]
    #9939453 - 03/09/09 12:51 PM (15 years, 22 days ago)

I haven't had sex in a long time, and there's nobody I know who I want to fuck. Are you going through something similar?

Keep in mind I still jack it.

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Re: Asexual [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #9939519 - 03/09/09 01:02 PM (15 years, 22 days ago)

Actually I am. I really like it right now. I am focused on other aspects of my life. But I know things can change at any moment. Got to be ready for anything.


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Re: Asexual [Re: Icelander]
    #9939525 - 03/09/09 01:04 PM (15 years, 22 days ago)

...

In this forum, don't respond if you are not trying to be helpful


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