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FellowGrower
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How to grow and not get caught...
#9627700 - 01/17/09 06:04 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's Elementary my dear Watson: So Heres the TEK:
What you'll need Two really close friends, One in the stix, and one that lives relativly close...(and has a really cleanfreak wife)(Helps);)
HOW TO DO IT: 1)at YOUR house, you can order a syringe, AND get it sent to your residence! 2) Do the PF tek, after 7:00pm, just late enough that the PC is cooling overnight... 3) Next Day, wake up just before the sun rises, and Knock em up, put em in a shoe box. 4) Drop them off at your boys house "the incubator" (the clean one; that lives close) on your way to work...
5) Have him routinely check for contams; still good? bad?toss em.
6) Once they're done; Take em to your OTHER boys house "The Fruiter" (in the sticks) for fruiting!
CONGRADULATIONS! You have nothing in your house that is illegal! (except for an hour that mourning) EVERYBODY WINS! b/c the risk is "Absorbed" by the group... The Fruiter is the only one who has to be paranoid; kuz it's hard to hide a FC..(but not immpossible);) but see? that's why he lives in the stix, (off the radar) WAAAAY OUT. TIPS AND TRICKS Never tell ANYBODY ANYTHING.(not even the fruiter where the incubater lives) NEVER TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ON THE PHONE!!! (not even a cell) Ideal Fruiter...Doesn't have alot of people over. Doesn't have a big mouth. Doesn't smoke weed. Trustworthy. Ideal Inncubator... Older,Christian, outstanding citizens, clean house,clean cut,(no drugs) rich, believe it or not, people do exsist in this "realm of human" that still wanna trip! (i.e baby boomer hippis!) The kinda place that would NEVER get raided! (both places ideally)
SHARE ALL FRUITS evenly amongst the three of you...
Well, ENJOY! (no more complaining that it's illegal K?);)
KEEP IN MIND: I am in no way suggesting that you do this...nor making any claim as to say that this is the way thatI do it.(B/C I quit growin)(kuz I got busted) and;But,so, IF I was to start back, this is the way I would go about it...as it seems fool-proof...and/but your Comments are welcomed! Thanks for reading!
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Re: How to grow and not get caught... [Re: FellowGrower] 1
#9627762 - 01/17/09 06:17 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Worst tek ever. What's rule 1? Say nothing to no one man
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noobieshroomie
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Re: How to grow and not get caught... [Re: Gastronomicus] 1
#9627783 - 01/17/09 06:21 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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only thing i can say is thats 2 people too many what if the guy growing them(in the sticks) gets popped he will tell who he got them from and that guy will also tell where he got them get what im saying? TELL NO ONE
-noobie-
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Re: How to grow and not get caught... [Re: FellowGrower]
#9628076 - 01/17/09 07:19 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Involving three people in the conspiracy makes it much more illegal than if you were just doing it yourself.
Also you have the risk of getting pulled over.
I am not sure why you don't incubate them at the fruiting site if you are going to do this at all.
Perhaps it would provide better security if you build something into a wall or a small subbasement. Since drug dogs do not smell mushroom grows, some kind of false cabinet backing or something could likely conceal a grow from a team of cops. There is a lot of slack space in between kitchen cabinets and in other parts of houses.
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3 can keep a secret....if 2 of them are dead.
Order discreetly, grow discreetly, and be known as the guy who "never does/has them" or, if you must, the "guy who can get some on the very rare occasion".
If you are known as the guy who always has them on deck, gives them for free, or grows, you WILL be caught...
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Re: How to grow and not get caught... [Re: FellowGrower]
#9628995 - 01/17/09 10:50 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Worst Grow advice ever.
Especially considering you can't grow without being busted: Proof
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Edited by Crasher (01/17/09 10:55 PM)
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Re: How to grow and not get caught... [Re: Crasher]
#9629104 - 01/17/09 11:09 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Here's how it goes:
Acquisition: Order spores with a money order. Buy supplies with cash. Tell no one.
Preparation: Clear a day out of your schedule. Create an alibi. Turn phone off. Don't answer the door. Prepare incubation area in advance. Prepare jars/grain/substrate in early morning. Knock up substrate after PC and substrate cools sufficiently. Incubate accordingly. Tell no one.
Fruiting: Have FC prepared in advance. Build in a location that won't be observed by casual observers. Avoid "tells" like lights or running fans in the area. Dry/dehydrate fruits in same location. Tell no one.
Disposal: Don't put colonized sub in trash blatantly. Either compost it in your garden, or bag it separately from household trash and hand carry it to the trash just minutes before scheduled pickup. Or dump it at another bin in short walking distance. (Don't drive with it.)
Other tips: Consider growing edibles to diffuse any suspicion about your hobby. Don't host shady guests during any phase of a grow. Don't start dating or break up during a grow. Don't tell anyone. Don't acquire "accomplices" Don't brag about it casually. Don't sell what you grow. Don't travel casually with what you've grown.
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Re: How to grow and not get caught... [Re: Crasher]
#9629125 - 01/17/09 11:13 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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do it alone in the sticks, cuts out 2 guys?
Edited by anycolouryoulike (01/18/09 12:46 PM)
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nw_shroomy
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Didnt you get busted for growing, like awhile back?
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Crasher
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Re: How to grow and not get caught... [Re: nw_shroomy]
#9629676 - 01/18/09 01:34 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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The OP got busted, if that's what you meant.
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Re: How to grow and not get caught... [Re: Crasher] 1
#9631196 - 01/18/09 10:55 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Now there is some good advice. The funniest part about the OP's scheme is it involves the pf tek.
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FellowGrower
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LoL.
Ahhhh! I had forgotten how much I love this site!
Crasher, Where were you at 3 months ago!!!, Damnit, kuz you're SO right about the Dating advice, I started dating this chick, and now she's like a liability!!! WTF!
NoobieShroomie, The point of this Tek would be, that even if the fruiter DOES get busted, its ON HIM! (not you) if the cops come to your house, you anit GOT SHIT! you're clean! WTF? don't you get it? the risk is absorbed by the group, and the fruiter is the only one that that COULD get busted, but then if he tells on you, IT WOULDN'T MATTER! b/c you have no evidence @ your house!, ---
Thanks for linking my "busted" thread...I forgot to add that... This Tek is meant for people that might not live "On their own" Maybe like, in a trailor owned by their parents? (that come search it whenever they want)(b/c they had no place to go when they got outta jail)(but still wanted to grow)...not that that's my situation, just saying, like, you know, maybe, if someone was in a situation like that, this would be a good way...;)" But, yeah, I agree, it's not "Ideal" but if it works it works right?
In any case, stay on top of your game, and DON'T FUCK UP! Thanks for all the advice!
Keep shroomin!
Peace!
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Re: How to grow and not get caught... [Re: FellowGrower]
#9634061 - 01/18/09 07:39 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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is bad karma
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FellowGrower
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Re: How to grow and not get caught... [Re: mello]
#9634150 - 01/18/09 07:52 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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is bad karma
...??? I don't get it? What?
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Re: How to grow and not get caught... [Re: FellowGrower]
#9634969 - 01/18/09 10:04 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Setting it up so if one person gets caught you deny and let them rot if in-fact it was your intent to inoculate and use the product, is bad luck.
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Re: How to grow and not get caught... [Re: Prof. Astro] 1
#9636949 - 01/19/09 09:00 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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You're probably more likely to get busted moving jars between houses than you are growing in your own home.
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Re: How to grow and not get caught... [Re: Brennus] 1
#9637116 - 01/19/09 09:44 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Problems
1. You've told at least two other people and they likewise can tell others or rat you outght. 2. You now have to drive in the car to transport htings. 3. You give other people evidence and a means to bust you. 4. You've got three houses that could be raided or have evidence discovered accidentally
I say its better to not have given anyone the ability to bust you for growing.
If your friends tell the wrong person and get busted then they will likely tell on you (most people talk when the police come- its why the jails are so full). When the cops say that they can help themselves by saying what happened the friends will listen. They will be pissed you put them at risk for your benifit and in general people believe it when cops lie.
Will the cops likely allow the person to get immunity and bust you instead? No. But they don't have to cuz people are stupid. They will say "I want to help you, but you need to tell me everything. Who helped you? Who told you how? " When the friend believes this bullshit (after the cop lies and says its likely they'll get the maximum jail time which they cite) they'll rat you out.
You'll then be busted along with them.
This is the problem. Telling people is what gets people busted. After that, getting shit found in cars is bad. And getting your house searched could lead to trouble. Making 3 times the number of neccesary people involved and three times the number of houses plus cars involved is bad.
Grow by yourself or have your friend do EVERYTHING on his own so you can't be nailed as easily. Don't work backwards from getting busted and think how to maximize your advantage, rather, work backwards from getting busted and worry about how not to get that way.
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Re: How to grow and not get caught... [Re: FellowGrower]
#9637150 - 01/19/09 09:51 AM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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> How to grow and not get caught...
... only grow where it is legal to grow.
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Re: How to grow and not get caught... [Re: Seuss]
#9640134 - 01/19/09 05:58 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Seuss said: > How to grow and not get caught...
... only grow where it is legal to grow.
Tell me where that is and I'll move there, lol.
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Re: How to grow and not get caught... [Re: libertaire]
#9640152 - 01/19/09 06:01 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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New Mexico
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