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InvisibleGerman Kahuna
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Creativity Contest! - CLOSED!
    #9467344 - 12/20/08 02:23 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

5 Prints of Ps. cub. Argentina are looking for a new home and loving and caring cultiv..., erm, microscopists.

I thought the "guess the total weight" was getting a bit old and so I decided to start a different contest.
You can choose one out of three categories. They all have one thing in common: the theme has to include mushrooms.
Write

1) a Limerick
2) a Haiku
3) a Nigerian business proposal - 419 scam me out of a print!

It has to be original. Funny or philosophical - that's up to you. International postage will be paid by me, all I want is for you to be creative. :biggrin:


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"Vegetarian" [ /ˌvedʒəˈteəriən/] - Ancient slang meaning "village idiot who can't hunt, fish or ride".

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Re: Creativity Contest! [Re: German Kahuna]
    #9467351 - 12/20/08 02:25 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I enjoy eating
Psilocybe cubensis
When the flush is done


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Re: Creativity Contest! [Re: dead]
    #9467361 - 12/20/08 02:27 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

:thumbup:
*Dingding*
4 left!
dead - PM me your details. :smile:


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Re: Creativity Contest! [Re: German Kahuna]
    #9467466 - 12/20/08 02:47 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

whenever we eat of the fungus
  for you it isn't as much fun, as
I always devour, hour buy hour
  all that is left here among us!


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"Whales have deep thoughts"

:sun:Dreams are the fuel of the soul:sun:

:peace:

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Re: Creativity Contest! [Re: German Kahuna]
    #9467471 - 12/20/08 02:48 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Oh how I wish
I had more prints
To grow more shrooms.

-OR-

Hi, my name is Cole V3.  I would lik your print of spores.  I send Money Order for $5000.  Once you receve, cash, take 2000 for yurself and use the rest for the print.

I will send courier to your residence through DHL.

Luv U

-Cole

P.S. I want no Anus laptop!


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Re: Creativity Contest! [Re: travelleler]
    #9467491 - 12/20/08 02:52 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

hickory dickory dock
my limerick sucks a cock
gimmie an argentina......(please)
and ill be your seniorita




i think that works?

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Re: Creativity Contest! [Re: PsychOfMSE]
    #9467500 - 12/20/08 02:53 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

fluffy fun sunrise
mind eye opening wide shut
gods flesh makes me laugh


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Re: Creativity Contest! [Re: PsychOfMSE]
    #9467507 - 12/20/08 02:55 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

:thumbup:
2 left.
travelleler - nice one! - and PsychOfMSE (you could have tried a little harder, but I am in the giving mood) , please PM me your details.


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Re: Creativity Contest! [Re: German Kahuna]
    #9467512 - 12/20/08 02:56 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Ok, all gone! :biggrin:

BuFu and mushroompat, PM details, please!


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"Vegetarian" [ /ˌvedʒəˈteəriən/] - Ancient slang meaning "village idiot who can't hunt, fish or ride".

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Re: Creativity Contest! [Re: mushroompat]
    #9467521 - 12/20/08 02:57 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

haha I was worried I would be too slow, want me to write up a full nigerian scam post?  I used to read the scambaiter forums like 24/7 and tried to pull off a couple of my own :P


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Re: Creativity Contest! [Re: mushroompat]
    #9467526 - 12/20/08 02:57 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

When the flush begins
I madly smile ear to ear
I feel the hunger


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Don't believe everything you think.  TRADE LIST

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Re: Creativity Contest! [Re: POWAtrippin]
    #9467536 - 12/20/08 02:58 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Damn a little too late I guess I should have drank more coffee this morning.


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Don't believe everything you think.  TRADE LIST

‹Sell Your Soul› You know this place is owned and operated by the Illuminati, right?
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Re: Creativity Contest! [Re: POWAtrippin]
    #9467543 - 12/20/08 03:00 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Naw, you get the extra one I was saving for latecomers, man. :biggrin:

But now I am REALLY out of prints.


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Re: Creativity Contest! [Re: German Kahuna]
    #9467552 - 12/20/08 03:01 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

SUHWEET!


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Don't believe everything you think.  TRADE LIST

‹Sell Your Soul› You know this place is owned and operated by the Illuminati, right?
‹lsdwithme› i possibly just smoked a rat turd :facepalm:

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Re: Creativity Contest! [Re: German Kahuna]
    #9467553 - 12/20/08 03:01 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

fruit body emerge
patience is torment, to wait
more time is needed


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Re: Creativity Contest! [Re: slacker008]
    #9467632 - 12/20/08 03:14 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Sorry, I am officially out of prints now. I'll give you one for that effort after my next flush in a few days.


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Re: Creativity Contest! [Re: slacker008]
    #9467644 - 12/20/08 03:15 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Okay. I know the thread is dead. You've given away your spore prints, but I just wanted to play anyway, cuz it sounds fun. In all honesty had I won one, I wouldnt really know what to do with it. I'm still early in my growing career.

Anyway! -Clears throat-

Greetings from the great nation of Nigeria. I am prince Nanabatia Damaniahdidja! Little to people around the world know, but in Nigeria, the biggest oil fields! Bigger then the whole mittle east put together! We have found in our records that you have been intrested in infesting in oil stock and simple easy money for oil! I understand that you get alot of mail with fake scams, but I can prove it! One of our leading oil executives has died to heart failure and left no inheritance for family because he was cold hearted! His children weep at the fortune going up for lottery! Now, you ask yourself "How is this not scam?" Well, here it is. We desire from you not five, not ten, but one, just ONE print from toxic/psychedelic mushroom. We will not pay shipping, but if you ship it to us, with a twenty dollar bill, your bank's routing number, and bank account number (all found on the bottom row of numbers on youre check) Full name, and address, you gain all stocks from this man! I congratulate you for winning lottery, and know you will make millions from the stocks we offer you.

Prince Nanabatia Damaniahdidja


-yay- Alright, I dont know if you had nearly as much fun reading it as I did typing it... but still.... I had fun.

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Re: Creativity Contest! [Re: German Kahuna]
    #9467658 - 12/20/08 03:17 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

German Kahuna said:
Sorry, I am officially out of prints now. I'll give you one for that effort after my next flush in a few days.




You fricken RULE!

:rockon:


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Re: Creativity Contest! [Re: slacker008]
    #9467674 - 12/20/08 03:19 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Agreed def five for you.


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Re: Creativity Contest! [Re: Mik]
    #9467701 - 12/20/08 03:24 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

That was a really good one, man! When you have a bit of experience growing and think you are in need of a spore print, hit me up and I'll send you one, promise.
Just not now, as the prints are being taken from me faster than I can grow the little feckers. :lol:


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