Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1
Offlineboxcarguy07
Uno
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/25/07
Posts: 3,942
Loc: SC
Last seen: 11 years, 8 months
Dogs and Cats
    #9379729 - 12/06/08 03:26 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

DOG DIARY

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.


They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.


In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards!


There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage..


Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.


I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.


--------------------
:musicnote:Music doesn't stop at the ears when it begins at the heart.:musicnote:


:psychsplit:"Sit in reverie and watch the changing color of the waves that break upon the idle seashore of the mind."
            -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow:psychsplit:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleGumby
Fishnologist
 User Gallery

Registered: 06/13/01
Posts: 26,656
Re: Dogs and Cats [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #9379767 - 12/06/08 03:32 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

LOL. I'm gonna email that to a few people. Thanks man :thumbup:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinesupra
computerEnthusiast
Registered: 10/26/03
Posts: 6,446
Loc: TEXAS
Last seen: 12 years, 11 months
Re: Dogs and Cats [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #9379772 - 12/06/08 03:32 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

haha, good stuff, my dog is just like that too.

But i let my cats go out and roam freely, they continue to come back.  At my old house when i lived outside of town, well in town, but not a big city, she would bring home mice and birds for me that she had killed and leave them on the doorstep, aggrivating, but supposedly they do it to supply their owners with food, as they are trying to be a part of the 'family' and are showing their care.

Meh, cats are stuck up but they are alright.  I know have 2, and i swear one of them is a dog.  He always smells of dirt from rolling around in it outside, comes when you call him, sleeps in the middle of the floor sometimes instead of finding a nice hiding place...odd odd cat.

peace

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineboxcarguy07
Uno
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/25/07
Posts: 3,942
Loc: SC
Last seen: 11 years, 8 months
Re: Dogs and Cats [Re: supra]
    #9379791 - 12/06/08 03:35 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah my family has four cats and one of them acts just like a dog too. He's insane.

Unfortunately I'm allergic to cats, so going home always sucks soooooooo hard.
What kind of parents get cats when they have a kid that's allergic? :crankey:


....I'm just sad I can't pet them :sad:


--------------------
:musicnote:Music doesn't stop at the ears when it begins at the heart.:musicnote:


:psychsplit:"Sit in reverie and watch the changing color of the waves that break upon the idle seashore of the mind."
            -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow:psychsplit:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineFunGuyFan
Stranger


Registered: 02/28/03
Posts: 1,171
Loc: Hack Hack Cough Cough
Last seen: 13 years, 4 months
Re: Dogs and Cats [Re: boxcarguy07]
    #9379894 - 12/06/08 03:54 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

I laugh every time I read that. Thanks!


--------------------

"Don't touch me while your laughing maniacally"

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1

Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Dogs Cats Fish Bird Yourself?
( 1 2 all )
KristiMidocean 3,704 26 03/10/05 09:25 PM
by CherryBom
* cats and dogs. StonedShroom 1,840 10 11/19/03 06:54 PM
by Shroomism
* Cat vs Dog... Why?
( 1 2 all )
Samuel 5,256 31 10/22/05 11:54 AM
by Colonel Kurtz Ph.D
* My cat is so good to me
( 1 2 all )
notapillow 3,130 24 03/01/04 10:48 PM
by Kingkole
* Can too much caatnip kill my cats.... MOTH 1,662 11 02/24/05 12:52 AM
by fearfect
* Allergic to cats and dogs LthirdSeyeD 1,160 8 08/18/10 06:26 PM
by wakenbake
* your favorite pet wds 687 8 09/04/04 05:52 PM
by CaRnAgECaNdY
* Post a Pic of your Cat(s)
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 all )
JaRRn 8,383 101 02/09/11 09:47 AM
by beachedjesus

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
436 topic views. 4 members, 36 guests and 90 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.024 seconds spending 0.008 seconds on 14 queries.