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DreaminDust
australian 4b33r
Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 48
Loc: Oklahoma
Last seen: 15 years, 2 months
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insanity aimin
#9376880 - 12/06/08 12:53 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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coexist: what words cannot express trey philips: words cannot describe trey philips: the feeling in my eyes trey philips: best song ever coexist: fuck you coexist: ! coexist wants to directly connect. trey philips declines request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.). trey philips: but i love you? :-( coexist: man coexist: i spelled disgusted wrong coexist: i have been for years coexist: i feel so fucking dump coexist: i wanna cut my face off trey philips: it'll be alright coexist: also i told my grandma i hated her coexist: and left her house coexist: and she died coexist: is that bad coexist: is that like a life long bad thing coexist: ? trey philips: not really trey philips: not like you killed her coexist: hmm coexist: what if she was your wife coexist: and you cheated on her coexist: with like... coexist: 5 diff people coexist: sex twice coexist: oral 3 times coexist: ? coexist: and you once broke a glass over her head cause she kicked you cause you had her keys coexist: and she was drunk and you didnt want her leaving coexist: and she was bleeding from the head freaking out screaming telling you to get away from her as you were only trying to help her trey philips: that would be pretty fucking bad coexist: and it hurt you so bad coexist: that you could hurt her trey philips: sounds traumatic coexist: then she not even want you near her coexist: and you are trying so bad to get to her coexist: and crying coexist: cause she wont let you touch her coexist: and she is calling her parents coexist: on the phone telling them what you did coexist: they live close coexist: her dad is on the way over coexist: you are stressing out so you leave coexist: her father shows up coexist: and throws all your stuff outside coexist: since you and your wife rent a house that they own coexist: your wife is getting numbers from guys and hanging out in clubs within 3 days of being gone coexist: you break back into the house that you both had lived in coexist: about 4 days later trey philips: jesus man coexist: since you are so heart broken coexist: and distraught coexist: she actually calls your sister that you are heading over to stay with temporarily coexist: when you arrive at your sisters she tells you that your wife says she still loves you coexist: anyways coexist: after breaking into the house coexist: you discover all the piece of paper with guys numbers coexist: entire house is arranged differently coexist: you wait for wife to get home you apologize coexist: she comes in and freaks the FUCK OUT coexist: calling her parents coexist: you begin crying coexist: on the grond kneeling coexist: she gets off the phone and comes over to you coexist: she starts crying coexist: you both cry toghether coexist: lay on the wooden floor toghether in eachothers arms coexist: begin telling eachother you love them coexist: she tels you we should go lay in bed coexist: so we go lay in the bed coexist: just kissing coexist: and cuddling coexist: wipeing what tears are left trey philips: you are really fucked up man coexist: a car sized meteorite strikes the home right as they begin intercourse and completely vaporizes both of them upon impact coexist: oh how I wish that was the ending coexist: im referring to my own life coexist: btw coexist: i didnt just make that up as some drama story coexist: I FELT LIKE HAVING A HORRID FLASHBACK coexist: NOTHING FUCKING ENTERTAINS ME ANYMORE THE WORLD IS SO DULL. Everything feels and looks like pastel dull greens and yellows with the plastic sided edges of everything being torn from some sort of unknown stress over time. How is there even rust there I thought it was plastic? Moldy tub smell ugh. laying on flat uncomfortable ceramic in freezing cold temps with yellow and slight green leaves falling onto your face as you have the worst constipation and you watch up above the one you love most having a giggling-kissy session with another lover coexist: mouth so dry almost a slight taste of bitterness and slight overtone of sock flavor trey philips: someone's really going all out with the imagery tonight coexist: watching your sister snort lines of coke and repeatedly ask along the lines of "hey guys you wanna do another line" far too often coexist: as she jabbers her jaw off constantly coexist: immediatly switching train of thought from a sentence someone may be trying to express coexist: without them even conveying out the thought fully of what they were saying coexist: before they jump in and train off again on something entirely not related to the conversation coexist: it makes you sick coexist: and makes you want to slap her trey philips: i like pretty things trey philips: man, i wish i had a girlfriend trey philips: and we were walking on the beach together trey philips: at sunset trey philips: la la la la, la la la la coexist: oh coexist: is it that easy trey philips: to appease me, yes coexist: that sounds so gay though coexist: lol coexist: but it is what i want coexist: so that is what i should convey coexist: ? trey philips: and then it gets dark trey philips: and it's cold trey philips: so she snuggles up to me in the sand trey philips: and i kiss her trey philips: and then we start aggressively fucking trey philips: or hours trey philips: for hours and hours trey philips: i beat that pussy up. trey philips: then we wake up in the sand the next morning trey philips: time to explore a tropical rainforest trey philips: we get there, it starts raining trey philips: there's extremely hard rain going on, we're stuck in the middle of a rainforest, lightning and thunder in the background trey philips: so, naturally, we start boning trey philips: and it's so hott trey philips: a lion comes by, sees us, watches for a bit, and leaves trey philips: just bonin' the day away coexist: that just made me cheeze so hard trey philips: we get back to our little family-run hotel trey philips: and fall asleep in the best blankets ever trey philips: my life is complete. coexist: but then coexist: you wake up early in the morning due to an iguana crawling on you from the window exposing the extremely early morning light with beautiful never before seen tones of pinks,peaches and blues coexist: you walk out onto the beach and up on the ledge see your gf coexist: and SOME MOTHERFUCKER coexist: FUCKER HER ON THE LEDGE!!!!!!!!!!! trey philips: haha trey philips: you cunt trey philips: since we're out in nature, i act bestial myself trey philips: and rip him apart trey philips: she runs away, we never see each other again trey philips: on my way back home, i bump into an even hotter girl trey philips: she owns a private island in the carribean trey philips: we end up moving there and living/fucking happily ever after coexist: or so i thought coexist: after 2 and a half years we move to a new home on the island coexist: its now been 6 months it is so beautiful here coexist: our backyard is landscaped with the most amazing variety of tropical plants and pot plants and opium poppys coexist: my wife plays the cello and a few other amazing instruments all the time trey philips: aww coexist: i swear she knows just the right time to play to co-inside with the feeling of the atmosphere with whatever may be going on coexist: i never thought i would experience such a thing in my life as i was never much of a musician coexist: sometimes i dont think she knows of how much i appreciate it coexist: even though i show it as much as i can and she just dissess herself on almost no matter what compliment you make coexist: eventually she stops playing music altoghether coexist: and even when you ask her and she promises shes going to it doesnt happen coexist: begins to get like the point that shes avoiding it coexist: she doesnt seem to like going outside anymore coexist: almost everynight now she just likes to rent movies and have me watch them with her coexist: even ones we've already seen coexist: i get bored with watching movies and start playing pc games more coexist: she just watches movies alot coexist: i often start going over to her trying to get attention hehe coexist: like cuddling kissing coexist: but shes like blah im watching this movie pleaseeee hold onnn coexist: at first it was a nice like ahhh stoppp movieee!!! ::pushshhh kisss::: coexist: but then it got more serious trey philips: haha trey philips: reminds me of coexist: like please stop. trey philips: trey philips: so depressing coexist: lol coexist: so you stop bugging her when she is watching her movies coexist: you even begin to refuse to watch a movie with her cause you want to play a game or just surf the web coexist: she begins to get angry coexist: saying you never spend anytime with her coexist: me to myself: well hell bitch! all you do is watch fucking movies god dam. coexist: i try to get you to go out and do other things coexist: you never seem to want to coexist: you are just like "pssh what is there to do in this town?" coexist: you never take the ambition to make up anything to do like i do trey philips: this is why i go for a two-month limit on relationships trey philips: after that it's inefficient coexist: you end up quitting college because you say you want to spend more time with me coexist: im not even in college coexist: i get so angry and upset with you... i dont take it out on you coexist: but i make it let known that im not happy about it coexist: you had a free ride with your scholarships coexist: you were fucking top of your school coexist: we spend months dodging around letting your extremely caring parents know about it coexist: i haveto makeup lies about it coexist: cause they are so fucking in your life like crazy coexist: it makes me constantly ask myself coexist: are they extremely caring grandparents coexist: or way too fucking involved coexist: do you just draw the line at some point and let certain things passby in exchange for having such a caring soul for you coexist: that you can have the net of safety coexist: anyways coexist: fucking bitch drop out fucking i didnt even get a chance to go to college! coexist: you are starting to get FAT coexist: LITERALLY coexist: like sex is starting to get almost gross coexist: i feel bad because sometimes i just dont want to have sex coexist: cause i think of your fat body on me during sex coexist: and its alittle gross... coexist: it makes me sad cause i love you coexist: and you never want to work out with me on any level coexist: ive never even seen you run in my entire life coexist: infact you told me flat out you don't run coexist: that you look stupid coexist: heh trey philips: can. not. compute. coexist: what? trey philips: sex never bad. trey philips: impossible. trey philips: dust come to austin and help me get some tail trey philips: your pimptress coexist: dude i just act like a big fucking idiot coexist: thats what works best now trey philips: oh noble one coexist: :/ trey philips: haha coexist: im EXTREMELY sarcastic coexist: and drop in some sophistimicated leet speek of some wacked out shit randomly here n thur coexist: also practice LYING coexist: that's what i've been trying trey philips: about what? coexist: to be as convincing towards somebody as possible about something extremely insane coexist: anything coexist: aliens landing etc. trey philips: where the hell do you even interact with these people? coexist: improving your methods trey philips: hahah coexist: seriously i believe if someone can whole heartedly say something crazy to someone else coexist: the other person can believe it coexist: and i believe people can pick up and tiny things we dont notice about someone telling the truth coexist: or believeing they are coexist: WHO CARES ITS FUN coexist: i convinced 3 people aliens were landing coexist: is that illegal coexist: lol coexist: :| trey philips: haha trey philips: no way, perfectly legal trey philips: even if they get institutionalized :-) trey philips: the simple fact is, life exists out there trey philips: intelligent life, too, almost surely trey philips: it's just far as fuck away coexist: have you ever met someone so fucking gullible that it astonishes you to the point that when you actually sit and think about it you will giggle to yourself for about 2-3 secs trey philips: i do that a lot :-( trey philips: unfortunately, i do it to people's faces uncontrollably sometimes trey philips: it's really condescending trey philips: but i can't help but laugh sometimes trey philips: a hobo vagrant attacked me asking for crack coexist: DUDE I DO THAT TOO! :X coexist: like alot trey philips: started telling me us college students don't understand real life like he does trey philips: we have our heads in our asses trey philips: he was getting aggressive trey philips: i started smiling at him trey philips: that really pissed him off and he tried fighting me trey philips: fortunately some of his friends came over and pulled him away, apologizing coexist: how coexist: misunderstood that bum is on his own views of what an existence is the world actually can be varied from trey philips: how what? coexist: yea yea yea yup coexist: so i was just getting home 6 hours later after leaving my wifes house and seeing this girl i hadnt seen in 3 years we had kinda messed around alittle coexist: i ended up fucking her while dirnking some liqour she had coexist: i immediatly felt GUILT coexist: RAN HOME coexist: wife just got home too coexist: cry in arms toghether etc etc FUCK FUCK coexist: SHE ZIPS MY PANTS DOWN coexist: about to suck my cock coexist: and she asks coexist: "Did you fuck someone?" coexist: Uhh... no I had jacked off... coexist: she sniffs again coexist: "Are you sure?" coexist: "Yes." trey philips: hahah wtf trey philips: you don't have a wife coexist: she takes one suck down the cock coexist: comes off of it coexist: seems to taste her tounge alittle bit at the same time squincing her eyes a tiny bit coexist: then seems to make a face as if who cares then immediatly goes back to sucking coexist: a sief of relief washes over my face trey philips: haha coexist: i sniff my fingers and realize they still smell like the other girls pussy coexist: fuck i hadn't washed my hand coexist: girlfriend grabs my hand and puts it on the back of her head pushing my hand down on her down onto my cock coexist: ugh i feel awkward putting other girls pussy fingers on my gfs head coexist: shit! gf raises head up coexist: brings my hand around from back of head to being next to her face coexist: my fingers are right there!!!! coexist: i see her take a quickflair of the nostril and one slightly cocked both looking in a sidways directions and bam coexist: she had gotten the wiff of pussy on my fingers coexist: "Why do I smell pussy on your fingers?" coexist: jk that didn't happen. coexist: the rest did though trey philips: you have no wife coexist: dude coexist: yes i did coexist: she died. trey philips: nope coexist: this video is awesome coexist: i want to fuck this girl coexist: and make her have my babies in her mommmmmmmmmmmmas house. trey philips: haha trey philips: the animated one? coexist: yes trey philips: it's sad trey philips: girls are attention whores and that's all
funny aim convo... am I crazy?
-------------------- Dude can you hear that smell?, No but I can taste it... yea! I see it too!
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niteowl
GrandPaw
Registered: 07/01/03
Posts: 16,291
Loc:
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Too many words
-------------------- Live for the moment you are in nowDon't be bogged down by your pastDon't be afraid of what lies in your future
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hazey
Registered: 01/20/08
Posts: 2,277
Last seen: 8 years, 10 months
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Re: insanity aimin [Re: niteowl]
#9376907 - 12/06/08 01:06 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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aDoS
freedom lover
Registered: 06/18/05
Posts: 7,590
Loc: land of the free
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what makes you think people care about your aim conversations?
-------------------- "If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH
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junkyardgod
A psychedelic mess.
Registered: 08/12/08
Posts: 443
Last seen: 2 years, 29 days
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Re: insanity aimin [Re: hazey]
#9376918 - 12/06/08 01:08 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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I read up to "I FELT LIKE HAVING A HORRID FLASHBACK".....and then died of laughter
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Drunken_Jester
Resident Opiphille
Registered: 10/02/07
Posts: 1,344
Loc: San Diego, CA
Last seen: 5 years, 10 months
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Re: insanity aimin [Re: hazey]
#9376949 - 12/06/08 01:18 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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I read some of it; sounds like your friend is a coke head that has an alcoholic wife who is also a flimsy whore?
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hazey
Registered: 01/20/08
Posts: 2,277
Last seen: 8 years, 10 months
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what would happen if our internet capability was taken away from us? what the fuck would you guys do then?
hopefully get the guns and go outside.
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ohmatic
searcher
Registered: 02/28/04
Posts: 6,742
Loc: europe
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Re: insanity aimin [Re: niteowl]
#9377016 - 12/06/08 01:42 AM (15 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
niteowl said:
Too many words
-------------------- MONOTUB tek HEATBOMB tek RIP #cultivation! ....can't associate? well FUCK U !
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