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OfflineDreaminDust
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Registered: 07/02/03
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insanity aimin
    #9376880 - 12/06/08 12:53 AM (15 years, 3 months ago)

coexist: what words cannot express
trey philips: words cannot describe
trey philips: the feeling in my eyes
trey philips: best song ever
coexist: fuck you
coexist: !
coexist wants to directly connect.
trey philips declines request; no connection was made.  (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
trey philips: but i love you? :-(
coexist: man
coexist: i spelled disgusted wrong
coexist: i have been for years
coexist: i feel so fucking dump
coexist: i wanna cut my face off
trey philips: it'll be alright
coexist: also i told my grandma i hated her
coexist: and left her house
coexist: and she died
coexist: is that bad
coexist: is that like a life long bad thing
coexist: ?
trey philips: not really
trey philips: not like you killed her
coexist: hmm
coexist: what if she was your wife
coexist: and you cheated on her
coexist: with like...
coexist: 5 diff people
coexist: sex twice
coexist: oral 3 times
coexist: ?
coexist: and you once broke a glass over her head cause she kicked you cause you had her keys
coexist: and she was drunk and you didnt want her leaving
coexist: and she was bleeding from the head freaking out screaming telling you to get away from her as you were only trying to help her
trey philips: that would be pretty fucking bad
coexist: and it hurt you so bad
coexist: that you could hurt her
trey philips: sounds traumatic
coexist: then she not even want you near her
coexist: and you are trying  so bad to get to her
coexist: and crying
coexist: cause she wont let you touch her
coexist: and she is calling her parents
coexist: on the phone telling them what you did
coexist: they live close
coexist: her dad is on the way over
coexist: you are stressing out so you leave
coexist: her father shows up
coexist: and throws all your stuff outside
coexist: since you and your wife rent a house that they own
coexist: your wife is getting numbers from guys and hanging out in clubs within 3 days of being gone
coexist: you break back into the house that you both had lived in
coexist: about 4 days later
trey philips: jesus man
coexist: since you are so heart broken
coexist: and distraught
coexist: she actually calls your sister that you are heading over to stay with temporarily
coexist: when you arrive at your sisters she tells you that your wife says she still loves you
coexist: anyways
coexist: after breaking into the house
coexist: you discover all the piece of paper with guys numbers
coexist: entire house is arranged differently
coexist: you wait for wife to get home you apologize
coexist: she comes in and freaks the FUCK OUT
coexist: calling her parents
coexist: you begin crying
coexist: on the grond kneeling
coexist: she gets off the phone and comes over to you
coexist: she starts crying
coexist: you both cry toghether
coexist: lay on the wooden floor toghether in eachothers arms
coexist: begin telling eachother you love them
coexist: she tels you we should go lay in bed
coexist: so we go lay in the bed
coexist: just kissing
coexist: and cuddling
coexist: wipeing what tears are left
trey philips: you are really fucked up man
coexist: a car sized meteorite strikes the home right as they begin intercourse and completely vaporizes both of them upon impact
coexist: oh how I wish that was the ending
coexist: im referring to my own life
coexist: btw
coexist: i didnt just make that up as some drama story
coexist: I FELT LIKE HAVING A HORRID FLASHBACK
coexist: NOTHING FUCKING ENTERTAINS ME ANYMORE THE WORLD IS SO DULL. Everything feels and looks like pastel dull greens and yellows with the plastic sided edges of everything being torn from some sort of unknown stress over time. How is there even rust there I thought it was plastic? Moldy tub smell ugh. laying on flat uncomfortable ceramic in freezing cold temps with yellow and slight green leaves falling onto your face as you have the worst constipation and you watch up above the one you love most having a giggling-kissy session with another lover
coexist: mouth so dry almost a slight taste of bitterness and slight overtone of sock flavor
trey philips: someone's really going all out with the imagery tonight
coexist: watching your sister snort lines of coke and repeatedly ask along the lines of "hey guys you wanna do another line" far too often
coexist: as she jabbers her jaw off constantly
coexist: immediatly switching train of thought from a sentence someone may be trying to express
coexist: without them even conveying out the thought fully of what they were saying
coexist: before they jump in and train off again on something entirely not related to the conversation
coexist: it makes you sick
coexist: and makes you want to slap her
trey philips: i like pretty things
trey philips: man, i wish i had a girlfriend
trey philips: and we were walking on the beach together
trey philips: at sunset
trey philips: la la la la, la la la la
coexist: oh
coexist: is it that easy
trey philips: to appease me, yes
coexist: that sounds so gay though
coexist: lol
coexist: but it is what i want
coexist: so that is what i should convey
coexist: ?
trey philips: and then it gets dark
trey philips: and it's cold
trey philips: so she snuggles up to me in the sand
trey philips: and i kiss her
trey philips: and then we start aggressively fucking
trey philips: or hours
trey philips: for hours and hours
trey philips: i beat that pussy up.
trey philips: then we wake up in the sand the next morning
trey philips: time to explore a tropical rainforest
trey philips: we get there, it starts raining
trey philips: there's extremely hard rain going on, we're stuck in the middle of a rainforest, lightning and thunder in the background
trey philips: so, naturally, we start boning
trey philips: and it's so hott
trey philips: a lion comes by, sees us, watches for a bit, and leaves
trey philips: just bonin' the day away
coexist: that just made me cheeze so hard
trey philips: we get back to our little family-run hotel
trey philips: and fall asleep in the best blankets ever
trey philips: my life is complete.
coexist: but then
coexist: you wake up early in the morning due to an iguana crawling on you from the window exposing the extremely early morning light with beautiful never before seen tones of pinks,peaches and blues
coexist: you walk out onto the beach and up on the ledge see your gf
coexist: and SOME MOTHERFUCKER
coexist: FUCKER HER ON THE LEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!
trey philips: haha
trey philips: you cunt
trey philips: since we're out in nature, i act bestial myself
trey philips: and rip him apart
trey philips: she runs away, we never see each other again
trey philips: on my way back home, i bump into an even hotter girl
trey philips: she owns a private island in the carribean
trey philips: we end up moving there and living/fucking happily ever after
coexist: or so i thought
coexist: after 2 and a half years we move to a new home on the island
coexist: its now been 6 months it is so beautiful here
coexist: our backyard is landscaped with the most amazing variety of tropical plants and pot plants and opium poppys
coexist: my wife plays the cello and a few other amazing instruments all the time
trey philips: aww
coexist: i swear she knows just the right time to play to co-inside with the feeling of the atmosphere with whatever may be going on
coexist: i never thought i would experience such a thing in my life as i was never much of a musician
coexist: sometimes i dont think she knows of how much i appreciate it
coexist: even though i show it as much as i can and she just dissess herself on almost no matter what compliment you make
coexist: eventually she stops playing music altoghether
coexist: and even when you ask her and she promises shes going to it doesnt happen
coexist: begins to get like the point that shes avoiding it
coexist: she doesnt seem to like going outside anymore
coexist: almost everynight now she just likes to rent movies and have me watch them with her
coexist: even ones we've already seen
coexist: i get bored with watching movies and start playing pc games more
coexist: she just watches movies alot
coexist: i often start going over to her trying to get attention hehe
coexist: like cuddling kissing
coexist: but shes like blah im watching this movie pleaseeee hold onnn
coexist: at first it was a nice like ahhh stoppp movieee!!! ::pushshhh kisss:::
coexist: but then it got more serious
trey philips: haha
trey philips: reminds me of
coexist: like please stop.
trey philips:

trey philips: so depressing
coexist: lol
coexist: so you stop bugging her when she is watching her movies
coexist: you even begin to refuse to watch a movie with her cause you want to play a game or just surf the web
coexist: she begins to get angry
coexist: saying you never spend anytime with her
coexist: me to myself: well hell bitch! all you do is watch fucking movies god dam.
coexist: i try to get you to go out and do other things
coexist: you never seem to want to
coexist: you are just like "pssh what is there to do in this town?"
coexist: you never take the ambition to make up anything to do like i do
trey philips: this is why i go for a two-month limit on relationships
trey philips: after that it's inefficient
coexist: you end up quitting college because you say you want to spend more time with me
coexist: im not even in college
coexist: i get so angry and upset with you... i dont take it out on you
coexist: but i make it let known that im not happy about it
coexist: you had a free ride with your scholarships
coexist: you were fucking top of your school
coexist: we spend months dodging around letting your extremely caring parents know about it
coexist: i haveto makeup lies about it
coexist: cause they are so fucking in your life like crazy
coexist: it makes me constantly ask myself
coexist: are they extremely caring grandparents
coexist: or way too fucking involved
coexist: do you just draw the line at some point and let certain things passby in exchange for having such a caring soul for you
coexist: that you can have the net of safety
coexist: anyways
coexist: fucking bitch drop out fucking i didnt even get a chance to go to college!
coexist: you are starting to get FAT
coexist: LITERALLY
coexist: like sex is starting to get almost gross
coexist: i feel bad because sometimes i just dont want to have sex
coexist: cause i think of your fat body on me during sex
coexist: and its alittle gross...
coexist: it makes me sad cause i love you
coexist: and you never want to work out with me on any level
coexist: ive never even seen you run in my entire life
coexist: infact you told me flat out you don't run
coexist: that you look stupid
coexist: heh
trey philips: can. not. compute.
coexist: what?
trey philips: sex never bad.
trey philips: impossible.
trey philips: dust come to austin and help me get some tail
trey philips: your pimptress
coexist: dude i just act like a big fucking idiot
coexist: thats what works best now
trey philips: oh noble one
coexist: :/
trey philips: haha
coexist: im EXTREMELY sarcastic
coexist: and drop in some sophistimicated leet speek of some wacked out shit randomly here n thur
coexist: also practice LYING
coexist: that's what i've been trying
trey philips: about what?
coexist: to be as convincing towards somebody as possible about something extremely insane
coexist: anything
coexist: aliens landing etc.
trey philips: where the hell do you even interact with these people?
coexist: improving your methods
trey philips: hahah
coexist: seriously i believe if someone can whole heartedly say something crazy to someone else
coexist: the other person can believe it
coexist: and i believe people can pick up and tiny things we dont notice about someone telling the truth
coexist: or believeing they are
coexist: WHO CARES ITS FUN
coexist: i convinced 3 people aliens were landing
coexist: is that illegal
coexist: lol
coexist: :|
trey philips: haha
trey philips: no way, perfectly legal
trey philips: even if they get institutionalized :-)
trey philips: the simple fact is, life exists out there
trey philips: intelligent life, too, almost surely
trey philips: it's just far as fuck away
coexist: have you ever met someone so fucking gullible that it astonishes you to the point that when you actually sit and think about it you will giggle to yourself for about 2-3 secs
trey philips: i do that a lot :-(
trey philips: unfortunately, i do it to people's faces uncontrollably sometimes
trey philips: it's really condescending
trey philips: but i can't help but laugh sometimes
trey philips: a hobo vagrant attacked me asking for crack
coexist: DUDE I DO THAT TOO! :X
coexist: like alot
trey philips: started telling me us college students don't understand real life like he does
trey philips: we have our heads in our asses
trey philips: he was getting aggressive
trey philips: i started smiling at him
trey philips: that really pissed him off and he tried fighting me
trey philips: fortunately some of his friends came over and pulled him away, apologizing
coexist: how
coexist: misunderstood that bum is on his own views of what an existence is the world actually can be varied from
trey philips: how what?
coexist: yea yea yea yup
coexist: so i was just getting home 6 hours later after leaving my wifes house and seeing this girl i hadnt seen in 3 years we had kinda messed around alittle
coexist: i ended up fucking her while dirnking some liqour she had
coexist: i immediatly felt GUILT
coexist: RAN HOME
coexist: wife just got home too
coexist: cry in arms toghether etc etc FUCK FUCK
coexist: SHE ZIPS MY PANTS DOWN
coexist: about to suck my cock
coexist: and she asks
coexist: "Did you fuck someone?"
coexist: Uhh... no I had jacked off...
coexist: she sniffs again
coexist: "Are you sure?"
coexist: "Yes."
trey philips: hahah wtf
trey philips: you don't have a wife
coexist: she takes one suck down the cock
coexist: comes off of it
coexist: seems to taste her tounge alittle bit at the same time squincing her eyes a tiny bit
coexist: then seems to make a face as if who cares then immediatly goes back to sucking
coexist: a sief of relief washes over my face
trey philips: haha
coexist: i sniff my fingers and realize they still smell like the other girls pussy
coexist: fuck i hadn't washed my hand
coexist: girlfriend grabs my hand and puts it on the back of her head pushing my hand down on her down onto my cock
coexist: ugh i feel awkward putting other girls pussy fingers on my gfs head
coexist: shit! gf raises head up
coexist: brings my hand around from back of head to being next to her face
coexist: my fingers are right there!!!!
coexist: i see her take a quickflair of the nostril and one slightly cocked both looking in a sidways directions and bam
coexist: she had gotten the wiff of pussy on my fingers
coexist: "Why do I smell pussy on your fingers?"
coexist: jk that didn't happen.
coexist: the rest did though
trey philips: you have no wife
coexist: dude
coexist: yes i did
coexist: she died.
trey philips: nope
coexist: this video is awesome
coexist: i want to fuck this girl
coexist: and make her have my babies in her mommmmmmmmmmmmas house.
trey philips: haha
trey philips: the animated one?
coexist: yes
trey philips: it's sad
trey philips: girls are attention whores and that's all

funny aim convo...
am I crazy? :grin:


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No but I can taste it...
yea! I see it too!

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Invisibleniteowl
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Re: insanity aimin [Re: DreaminDust]
    #9376899 - 12/06/08 01:03 AM (15 years, 3 months ago)

:crazy2:

Too many words


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Don't be bogged down by your past
Don't be afraid of what lies in your future

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Offlinehazey
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Re: insanity aimin [Re: niteowl]
    #9376907 - 12/06/08 01:06 AM (15 years, 3 months ago)


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InvisibleaDoS
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Re: insanity aimin [Re: DreaminDust]
    #9376912 - 12/06/08 01:07 AM (15 years, 3 months ago)

what makes you think people care about your aim conversations?


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:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:

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Registered: 08/12/08
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Re: insanity aimin [Re: hazey]
    #9376918 - 12/06/08 01:08 AM (15 years, 3 months ago)

I read up to "I FELT LIKE HAVING A HORRID FLASHBACK".....and then died of laughter :onfire:

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OfflineDrunken_Jester
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Posts: 1,344
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Re: insanity aimin [Re: hazey]
    #9376949 - 12/06/08 01:18 AM (15 years, 3 months ago)

I read some of it; sounds like your friend is a coke head that has an alcoholic wife who is also a flimsy whore?

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Offlinehazey
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Re: insanity aimin [Re: DreaminDust]
    #9376953 - 12/06/08 01:20 AM (15 years, 3 months ago)

what would happen if our internet capability was taken away from us? what the fuck would you guys do then?

hopefully get the guns and go outside.

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Invisibleohmatic
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Re: insanity aimin [Re: niteowl]
    #9377016 - 12/06/08 01:42 AM (15 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

niteowl said:
:crazy2:

Too many words




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RIP #cultivation! ....can't associate? well FUCK U !

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