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InvisibleSvampViking
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Officer tasers himself.
    #9373531 - 12/05/08 03:49 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

I think most of you will get a kick out of this.



Got a nice taste of his own medicine.


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OfflineAsAboveSoBelow
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Re: Officer tasers himself. [Re: SvampViking]
    #9373552 - 12/05/08 03:52 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

I hope he shat himself. SOB


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InvisibleLeftBehind
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Re: Officer tasers himself. [Re: AsAboveSoBelow]
    #9373590 - 12/05/08 03:57 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

thats fucking great


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Re: Officer tasers himself. [Re: SvampViking]
    #9373604 - 12/05/08 03:59 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

He'll never want to use that thing again!


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InvisibleLeftBehind
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Re: Officer tasers himself. [Re: isaacein]
    #9373612 - 12/05/08 04:00 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

or he will want to use it all the time, behind doors...


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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Re: Officer tasers himself. [Re: isaacein]
    #9373621 - 12/05/08 04:02 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

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isaacein said:
He'll never want to use that thing again!




Sure he will. Most police departments require the officer to be tasered before they are allowed to carry one in the field. So he probably already knew what it felt like.


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Re: Officer tasers himself. [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #9373740 - 12/05/08 04:15 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

Everytime i see a cop, i find a way to make him say "Shmoogley". :cool:

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Re: Officer tasers himself. [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #9373744 - 12/05/08 04:15 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

Fuck tasers man.  Something really wrong with that shit


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Re: Officer tasers himself. [Re: nolongerinuse]
    #9373854 - 12/05/08 04:30 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

new2grow said:
Everytime i see a cop, i find a way to make him say "Shmoogley". :cool:




umm...


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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Re: Officer tasers himself. [Re: LeftBehind]
    #9373934 - 12/05/08 04:42 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

sucked in you cunt! :detectivescrotes:

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Re: Officer tasers himself. [Re: ArtVandaley]
    #9374051 - 12/05/08 04:57 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

You can just say it: "Shmoogley" hoping he will simply repeat it...

Or you can say: "Is the Shmoogley bridge around here?" - this likely needs some repeating to the cop, in order for it to get through their fat heads.

If on any substance, you may try- "Hey bud, did the Shoogley account sell for 50 million dollars?", this will most likely make the cop stop you so he may qualify the finishings on this account, or to clarify what it is you just said about money.


Or you may come up with your own funny word, get into the mind of the beast, and make him look like a fool. :cool:

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Re: Officer tasers himself. [Re: sam420]
    #9374869 - 12/05/08 07:01 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

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sam420 said:
Fuck tasers man.  Something really wrong with that shit




It's just another tool to take down a combatant suspect. No less deadly than a baton, pepper spray or hand to hand combat.

It's when it's misused and abused that it becomes a problem. And it really has saved more lives than it's taken. I have no problem with it and if I were a cop, I'd want to be issued one.


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Re: Officer tasers himself. [Re: SvampViking]
    #9375053 - 12/05/08 07:24 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

"he was later treated for his injuries"


wait, wait, wait, and all this time, i thought tasers were safe!

:idea: maybe they'll learn


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Re: Officer tasers himself. [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #9375115 - 12/05/08 07:34 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

WakeboardrB said:
Quote:

sam420 said:
Fuck tasers man.  Something really wrong with that shit




It's just another tool to take down a combatant suspect. No less deadly than a baton, pepper spray or hand to hand combat.

It's when it's misused and abused that it becomes a problem. And it really has saved more lives than it's taken. I have no problem with it and if I were a cop, I'd want to be issued one.




im pretty sure tasers are a little more dangerous than pepper spray.  I haven't read about an accidental pepper spray death in...ever.  Not saying they don't happen, just saying you don't see them often.  I have seen at least 3 reports on death from taser guns.

peace

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Re: Officer tasers himself. [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #9375433 - 12/05/08 08:25 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

WakeboardrB said:
Quote:

isaacein said:
He'll never want to use that thing again!




Sure he will. Most police departments require the officer to be tasered before they are allowed to carry one in the field. So he probably already knew what it felt like.




yeah i was going to say the same thing. they do it so when they taser someone, they understand what the other person is going through so they dont abuse it and taser the shit out of the person. could get in serious trouble if they abused it and just tasered someone for like 45 seconds or something like that.

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Re: Officer tasers himself. [Re: SvampViking]
    #9375652 - 12/05/08 08:57 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

tasers arent that bad, they had one on that slow motion show and the guy was taking it multiple times. it stuns u so u cant move any muscle at all, then afterwards ur pretty much normal. to be honest i really want to get tased and see what its like. but from what ive seen, its pretty much nothing and probably the most useful and safe way to confine someone... and its not like they just pull u over and start tasing. if u get tased u most likely deserved it, and it would probably be a lot better than getting shot or hit in the head with something.

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Re: Officer tasers himself. [Re: ZombieSmoke]
    #9377794 - 12/06/08 09:02 AM (15 years, 3 months ago)

Now, is there a difference between the tasers that shoot the things out and the one you need to have direct contact w/ the body? What is it, a taser vs a stun gun? IDK the names.

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Re: Officer tasers himself. [Re: Platinum]
    #9379466 - 12/06/08 02:44 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

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Now, is there a difference between the tasers that shoot the things out and the one you need to have direct contact w/ the body? What is it, a taser vs a stun gun? IDK the names.




A TASER (Thomas A Swift's Electric Rifle) is the one that shoots barbs out with a small gas charge that propels them out up to 30-35ft. A stun gun requires full contact to shock the person. A TASER has an initial 50,000 volt contact burst to establish 'connection' between the two barbs and then it has a 5,000 volt sustained current for 5 seconds at a time. It can be re dosed as necessary, but the TASER records every time a jolt is given so that they can tell if a cop was abusing the person by shocking them unnecessarily.

I've been hit by a 50,000v stun gun a few times and it's definitely an experience, but it's apparently nothing like getting hit by the barbs of a TASER. Those things will completely incapacitate a person for a full 5 seconds. A stun gun is more of a quick half second jolt.


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