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DeadPhan
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got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk
#9245016 - 11/14/08 04:19 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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got an invite tonite from this chick i met online to come over and fuck her and her friend just as i was having one hell of a dry spell longest ive had proly since ive been outa high school i was goin on 3 months lol but realy tho, i started to get frustrated but i guess its tru always darkest just before the dawn!
-------------------- Big Gulps! Alright! Well, See ya later! And if i claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that i dont know!
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The_Red_Crayon
Exposer of Truth
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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: DeadPhan]
#9245020 - 11/14/08 04:20 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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will it involve poop?
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milkman
DeliveringWorldWide
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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
#9245027 - 11/14/08 04:21 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
The_Red_Crayon said: will it involve poop?
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boletusoftruth
Psychedelic Funk
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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: milkman]
#9245047 - 11/14/08 04:25 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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loooolaaaa
L-O-L-A loooollaaaa
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Moodion
Crotch Spelunker
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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
#9245049 - 11/14/08 04:25 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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The_Red_Crayon said: will it involve poop?
Of the bovine variety.
-------------------- Anything worth doing, is worth overdoing. -Paul Gilbert I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf. -Tug McGraw, after being asked if he preferred grass or artificial turf
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DragonChaser
Ice in Her Ass and Pussy
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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: DeadPhan]
#9245056 - 11/14/08 04:27 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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I hope you have a good stock of antibiotics ready.
-------------------- My name is Mud
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monkeywrench
Why Not?
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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: DragonChaser]
#9245080 - 11/14/08 04:32 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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don't count your chickens till they hatch young skywalker
-------------------- [quote]skalthren said: It's nice of you to imply that I've been brainwashed by the government, but the truth is that I'm simply intelligent enough to recognize the subtleties of these issues instead of going "durr hurr, weed should totally be legal!"[/quote]
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LikeButter
Not a hater
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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: DragonChaser]
#9245107 - 11/14/08 04:38 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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DragonChaser said: I hope you have a good stock of antibiotics ready.
I have a feeling you're going to need some ass-lubrication (For your ass, that is.) and some bleach and cleaning supplies as well. I'd also bring a knife, but that's just me.
-------------------- j2012b said: i stuck ice in her ass and pussy (The above is on the subject of a drug overdose.)
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In(di)go
People of the sun.
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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: DeadPhan]
#9245155 - 11/14/08 04:48 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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pics, or it didn't happen
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Coaster
Baʿal
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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: In(di)go]
#9245162 - 11/14/08 04:48 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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3some noice
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jazzillion
Conscious
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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: Coaster]
#9245210 - 11/14/08 04:58 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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-------------------- When it rains, it spores "Consciousness is the Universe recognizing itself." Once we perceive that everything is conscious we can then ask, "How does consciousness take all these varied forms?" - The Primacy of Consciousness by Peter Russell All works of poster are of absolute fiction to be used for no other purpose but amusement.
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The_Ghost
ゴースト
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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: jazzillion]
#9245218 - 11/14/08 04:59 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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jazzillion said:
-------------------- / / / / / / / LISTEN TO MY MUSIC: E X E D / / / / / / / The universe gives no fucks. And takes no fucks. May His Circuits Ever Function
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Coaster
Baʿal
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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: The_Ghost]
#9245230 - 11/14/08 05:01 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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its a flap
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WhiskeyClone
Not here
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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: jazzillion]
#9245240 - 11/14/08 05:03 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
jazzillion said:
Don't say Admiral Ackbar didn't warn you
-------------------- Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man. For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire. Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it. ~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
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jazzillion
Conscious
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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: Coaster]
#9245250 - 11/14/08 05:05 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh noes, it's the clap!
-------------------- When it rains, it spores "Consciousness is the Universe recognizing itself." Once we perceive that everything is conscious we can then ask, "How does consciousness take all these varied forms?" - The Primacy of Consciousness by Peter Russell All works of poster are of absolute fiction to be used for no other purpose but amusement.
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fee
Im he who is the
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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: The_Ghost]
#9245258 - 11/14/08 05:06 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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The_Ghost said:
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jazzillion said:
-------------------- blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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DragonChaser
Ice in Her Ass and Pussy
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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: monkeywrench]
#9245309 - 11/14/08 05:20 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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monkeywrench said: don't count your chickens till they hatch young skywalker
But we should plan to have enough grain to feed them, should they all hatch, Master Yoda.
-------------------- My name is Mud
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KillerPicklez
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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: Coaster]
#9245347 - 11/14/08 05:28 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said: its a flap
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blewmeanie
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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: The_Ghost]
#9245374 - 11/14/08 05:35 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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The_Ghost said:
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moe.phan
listening for the secret
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Re: got an invite from 2 girls tonite to fuk [Re: blewmeanie]
#9245378 - 11/14/08 05:36 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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