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OfflineTameMe
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why do i think of this weird shit?
    #9197089 - 11/06/08 05:57 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

a couple weeks ago in chemistry class in an auditorium with about 300 people...i started thinking what if i ran in front of everyone stood on the table and took a shit on it.

then today in calculus class i thought what if i interrupted the prof in the middle of her lecture to ask what color underwear she was wearing.

wtf?

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Re: why do i think of this weird shit? [Re: TameMe]
    #9197095 - 11/06/08 05:57 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I'd say go for it man :thumbup:


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Re: why do i think of this weird shit? [Re: AmericanPsycho]
    #9197098 - 11/06/08 05:58 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

lol would never actually do one of those things

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Re: why do i think of this weird shit? [Re: TameMe]
    #9197123 - 11/06/08 06:00 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

It would be hilarious to hear your teacher's response when you ask what color her underwear is.  I think you should ask her then let us know what she said.


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Re: why do i think of this weird shit? [Re: TameMe]
    #9197125 - 11/06/08 06:01 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

During some event in an auditorium me and my friend started to think what would happen if a retarded kid dropped down from the ceiling wearing a spider man costume with a plastic knife and then ran across the room making noises.

I guess we're both crazy. :smirk:


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Re: why do i think of this weird shit? [Re: Serdal]
    #9197142 - 11/06/08 06:03 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

I was at a concert on mushrooms the other day and I thought about hopping up on tables, urinating in urns, puking in urns, riding the elevators, urinating on the tops of tables and other debauchery. I resisted the urges, but I did do some other whacky thngs...mostly just speaking nonsense to strangers.

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Re: why do i think of this weird shit? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #9197154 - 11/06/08 06:05 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

streak through a class naked.

I've done it :cool:


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Re: why do i think of this weird shit? [Re: Tri High]
    #9197197 - 11/06/08 06:12 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

this all sounds pretty normal to me. mybe thats why we're the counterculture

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Re: why do i think of this weird shit? [Re: TameMe]
    #9197284 - 11/06/08 06:27 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:

i used to say i'd take a shit on the freezer floor
at Dunkin' Donuts,
then immediatley run out exclaiming
"WHO took a SHIT on the freezer floor!?"

Actin' as if
i didn't do it.


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Re: why do i think of this weird shit? [Re: TameMe]
    #9197295 - 11/06/08 06:28 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

TameMe said:
a couple weeks ago in chemistry class in an auditorium with about 300 people...i started thinking what if i ran in front of everyone stood on the table and took a shit on it.

then today in calculus class i thought what if i interrupted the prof in the middle of her lecture to ask what color underwear she was wearing.

wtf?



why becuae u watch south park
and cartman did that in 1 episode lol


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Re: why do i think of this weird shit? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #9197309 - 11/06/08 06:29 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

sometimes I like to wonder what the consequences would be if I broke a serious social taboo, maybe like screaming obscenities in the middle of the park or at a teacher or to just grab someone and start grinding on them, but I never act on them. In this sort of situation, I don't think the satisfaction of my curiosity would be worth the potential consequences xD


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Re: why do i think of this weird shit? [Re: Ratci]
    #9197359 - 11/06/08 06:37 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

with a couple bars in me I tend to act then think

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Re: why do i think of this weird shit? [Re: Ratci]
    #9197378 - 11/06/08 06:39 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

or just walk around with your dick hanging out all day but you've dipped it in melted chocolate and let chocolate harden.


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Re: why do i think of this weird shit? [Re: HuHEN]
    #9197396 - 11/06/08 06:41 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

magic shell chocolate syrup

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Re: why do i think of this weird shit? [Re: AgingHippy]
    #9197436 - 11/06/08 06:49 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Sounds like fun to me


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Re: why do i think of this weird shit? [Re: Kickle]
    #9197442 - 11/06/08 06:50 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

And then if you get a boner it will all crack off and you can eat it.


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Re: why do i think of this weird shit? [Re: HuHEN]
    #9197448 - 11/06/08 06:52 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

No, no, NO. You try and convince Racti to eat it.


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Re: why do i think of this weird shit? [Re: Kickle]
    #9197460 - 11/06/08 06:54 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

Well we can try it but if I get stuck on an island i'm gonna eat it.


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Re: why do i think of this weird shit? [Re: HuHEN]
    #9197490 - 11/06/08 06:59 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

:derfase:


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Re: why do i think of this weird shit? [Re: Kickle]
    #9197505 - 11/06/08 07:01 PM (15 years, 4 months ago)

If we both get stuck on an Island we can split it. :thumbup:


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