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Anonymous #1
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How do I get girlfriend
#9149193 - 10/28/08 04:17 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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I am very lonely. How do I get girlfriend. I am confused on this American procedure.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
#9149215 - 10/28/08 04:21 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Learn how to use possessives so you don't sound like a Russian Communist.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
#9149311 - 10/28/08 04:39 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Tap them on the shoulder- with your penis.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
#9149313 - 10/28/08 04:39 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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dont you be double posting this shit!!! I told you once! walk up and grab their cooch!
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Anonymous #5
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Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
#9149584 - 10/28/08 05:20 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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with lots of luck, the will to work to death and hand over your dollars.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #5]
#9149841 - 10/28/08 05:59 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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I like to use a club.
Here I will post the club tek.
Step 1. Buy official gets all the girls clubtm Step 2. Go somewhere there are girls that you find attractive. Step 3. Take club out of carrying case. Step 4. Hit attractive girl over the head. Step 5. Drag said girl to your car (at this point it is handy to have chloroform handy in case the girl wakes up. ) Step 6. Take girl home and chain her to something in the basement.
Ta Da now you have a girlfriend. You can even do this multiple times and be a "player".
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Anonymous #7
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Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #6]
#9149875 - 10/28/08 06:05 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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a Gets All the Girls ClubTM... lol
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Anonymous #8
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Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #6]
#9150053 - 10/28/08 06:36 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #6 said: Ta Da now you have a girlfriend. You can even do this multiple times and be a "player".
holy fuck
that almost made me piss myself
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Anonymous #9
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Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
#9150092 - 10/28/08 06:42 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said: I am very lonely. How do I get girlfriend. I am confused on this American procedure.
go you to a bar, pub, bookstore, ANYTHING that YOU like going to. go once a week or some shit. you will eventually meet people who you get along with. Be friendly but not over friendly. Develop a social group and someone will EVENTUALLY want to suck you off.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #9]
#9150209 - 10/28/08 07:02 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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gets lots of money and a big truck, act like a tough guy, and say you want 20 kids. that;s basically what american girls like.
Id suggest going back to your home country, unless you WANT 20 kids
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Anonymous #11
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Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #9]
#9150218 - 10/28/08 07:04 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #9 said: go you to a bar, pub, bookstore, ANYTHING that YOU like going to. go once a week or some shit. you will eventually meet people who you get along with. Be friendly but not over friendly. Develop a social group and someone will EVENTUALLY want to suck you off.
QFT
Though I must say, it is paradoxically much harder to find a real girlfriend than it is to find a fuckbuddy. I've had a lot of fuckbuddies in my day, but only one real girlfriend, and that relationship was completely fucked up and retarded. I saw her like once a month.
I'm still working on the whole girlfriend thing. Damnedest part is I don't want a fuckbuddy, I want to find my other half, it's just that the search for a quality woman has a lot of dead-ends with you getting sucked off or fooling around but not really feeling anything. Playing the field is important - be sure to take out lots of girls who are attractive to you. Don't go on a single date with a cutie and then consider yourself "taken" by this broad you barely know and have no real connection with other than a few hours of time together. You can go on a date with a girl one day and another one the next, no one will even look at you funny for that. It takes some time for a real bond to form, and in the meantime there's nothing wrong with putting yourself out there and exploring. It's more fun, it's better for your self-esteem, and ultimately it's just a more effective approach.
Took me a long time to figure that one out.
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Anonymous #1
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I would like a fuckbuddy
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Anonymous #9
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Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
#9151289 - 10/28/08 10:12 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Anonymous #1 said: I would like a fuckbuddy
does your mom still dress you? do you have mental problems in social situations?
wtf is the problem then dude.
you need to go out and make friends.
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Anonymous #12
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Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
#9151400 - 10/28/08 10:29 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said: I would like a fuckbuddy
me too
I am thinking about using a prostitute.
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Anonymous #13
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Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #9]
#9151610 - 10/28/08 10:55 PM (15 years, 4 months ago) |
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What a self-obsessive piece of ratshit you are. You think you and people like yourself are so great, and that everybody needs to be "friends" with you and them.
Why the fuck would I want your companionship? What would I have to gain from observing your annoying insecurities and you performing nervous anecdotes as if you're in a fucking movie?
Most people in the world are extremely impressionable brainwashed sheep who aren't worth even a glance because they are so pathetic. They're fucking lunatics, like yourself.
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Anonymous #10
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woah, what did he say? am I missing something??
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Anonymous #14
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get off the computer and talk to people.
maybe get a job, or a hobby.
if that doesn't work try somewhere new, repeat. if still then im sorry but you lose
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Anonymous #13
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He said enough to make me remember why I hate fake ass white people.
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Anonymous #15
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Anonymous #16
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I find that being called "Dr." and having a lot of money helps.
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