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DXM Guru
DXM Fucking Sucks
Registered: 09/20/08
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Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE!
#8974184 - 09/23/08 05:15 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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http://www.deathclock.com/
Im gonna live till im 73.
How about u?
-------------------- "The important thing is to have a body doing the right actions, and your mind doing Nothing"
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SvampViking
Går med pumor
Registered: 08/26/08
Posts: 617
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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: DXM Guru]
#8974205 - 09/23/08 05:21 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Apparently I'll make it to 96. Which is great cause I've always wanted to be a crazy old man with cool stories.
-------------------- The human experience is such that we are caught between being monkies and gods. It is up to us to decide which direction to go in. Everything is everything, and everything is becoming itself.
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DXM Guru
DXM Fucking Sucks
Registered: 09/20/08
Posts: 95
Last seen: 15 years, 6 months
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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: SvampViking]
#8974208 - 09/23/08 05:22 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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NICE!!!....Dont be afraid guys. Its important to know this now!
-------------------- "The important thing is to have a body doing the right actions, and your mind doing Nothing"
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sui
I love you.
Registered: 08/20/04
Posts: 32,534
Loc: Cali, Contra Costa Co.
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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: DXM Guru]
#8974212 - 09/23/08 05:24 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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I die on this day.
Saturday, May 26, 2074 at 88
-------------------- "There is never a wrong note, bend it." Jimi Hendrix
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highdroponics
Professional Deadhead
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Posts: 5,574
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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: sui]
#8974293 - 09/23/08 05:38 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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March 6 2075 -- 87 years old.
-------------------- Dr says to stop trying to treat the side-effects of big government and focus on the core issues. End the Federal Reserve/audit the gold reserves at Fort Knox, abolish the IRS, end all wars and occupancies, stop the building of an empire that will inevitably fail, and cut all unconstitutional federal programs. Put the power back in the peoples' hands by ending this nanny-state.
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Ego Death
Justadropofwaterinanendlesssea
Registered: 04/27/03
Posts: 10,447
Loc: The War Machine
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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: DXM Guru]
#8974303 - 09/23/08 05:40 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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WTF I die at 46 years old in 2028
I must get hit by a bus or something.
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maggotz
Registered: 06/24/06
Posts: 7,539
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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: DXM Guru]
#8974312 - 09/23/08 05:42 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Friday, June 30, 2023 at 37
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LeftyBurnz
Mr. I Eat Butthole
Registered: 06/21/05
Posts: 24,570
Loc: FL
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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: highdroponics]
#8974315 - 09/23/08 05:42 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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theres no way im only making it to 73.
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Veritas
Registered: 04/15/05
Posts: 11,089
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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: DXM Guru]
#8974318 - 09/23/08 05:43 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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June 29, 2066. (Age 94.) Guess I'd better take care of my teeth.
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WakeboardrB
Pepe Silvia
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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: Veritas]
#8974325 - 09/23/08 05:45 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wednesday, February 24, 2038
Shit..
-------------------- Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.
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Asante
Omnicyclion prophet
Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 87,301
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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: DXM Guru]
#8974338 - 09/23/08 05:47 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Beat you guys to it!
Thursday, September 6, 2035
Cool, 27 more years
I get to see the great depression, then see the first commercial fusion plants come online, perhaps gaze at the Moon colony.. Then I croak.
If I arrive at the pearly gates early I will complain
-------------------- Omnicyclion.org higher knowledge starts here
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deCypher
Registered: 02/10/08
Posts: 56,232
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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: DXM Guru]
#8974357 - 09/23/08 05:49 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Friday, December 29, 2062, at age 73.
-------------------- We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
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DXM Guru
DXM Fucking Sucks
Registered: 09/20/08
Posts: 95
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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: Asante]
#8974373 - 09/23/08 05:52 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Wiccan_Seeker said: croak.
If I arrive at the pearly gates early I will complain
Wait one second god! WTF is this about? I took the holy "Death Clock" Test on earth and it specificaly said im going to die _______
-------------------- "The important thing is to have a body doing the right actions, and your mind doing Nothing"
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Asante
Omnicyclion prophet
Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 87,301
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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: Asante]
#8974378 - 09/23/08 05:52 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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This death clock is BS by the way. You give too little information about yourself.
Its important to know your level of activity, medical conditions, occupation and workload.. more stuff.
If anyone finds a REAL life expectancy measurement, the typev insurance companies use, please post it here.
Sounds optimistic to me, 2037...
Just took it again in Pessimistic mode...
Thursday, July 13, 2017
ya, that may be more like it.
-------------------- Omnicyclion.org higher knowledge starts here
Edited by Asante (09/23/08 05:57 PM)
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Drunken_Jester
Resident Opiphille
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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: Asante]
#8974397 - 09/23/08 05:55 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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April 10, 2022. Age 37, oh noes!!! Better do more drugs!!!
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CaptainH13
Scum
Registered: 10/29/04
Posts: 10,287
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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: Asante]
#8974413 - 09/23/08 05:58 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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37
jesus,hah. That's not too far off.
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Gumby
Fishnologist
Registered: 06/13/01
Posts: 26,656
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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: DXM Guru]
#8974456 - 09/23/08 06:05 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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74, 11/6/58...
I changed my smoking status from smoker to nonsmoker and it didn't make any difference. I cleared my cookies too. I call bullshit on this website.
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BrainChemistry
Captain Obvious
Registered: 06/19/07
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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: CaptainH13]
#8974465 - 09/23/08 06:06 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shit ballls! I'm gonna die on Halloween night, 2060!
At which point I'll also be reincarnated as a flesh eating undead monster king that will fly into your house at night and munch your face off!!
-------------------- Word to your mom.
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BrainChemistry
Captain Obvious
Registered: 06/19/07
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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: BrainChemistry]
#8974483 - 09/23/08 06:09 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wow i changed my mode from normal to optomistic and it tacked an extra 21 years onto my life.
-------------------- Word to your mom.
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JT
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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: BrainChemistry]
#8974532 - 09/23/08 06:18 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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july 22 2069. i can live with that.
er..
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