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OfflineDXM Guru
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Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE!
    #8974184 - 09/23/08 05:15 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

http://www.deathclock.com/

Im gonna live till im 73.

How about u?


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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: DXM Guru]
    #8974205 - 09/23/08 05:21 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Apparently I'll make it to 96.  Which is great cause I've always wanted to be a crazy old man with cool stories.


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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: SvampViking]
    #8974208 - 09/23/08 05:22 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

NICE!!!....Dont be afraid guys. Its important to know this now!


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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: DXM Guru]
    #8974212 - 09/23/08 05:24 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I die on this day.

Saturday, May 26, 2074 at 88


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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: sui]
    #8974293 - 09/23/08 05:38 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

March 6 2075 -- 87 years old.


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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: DXM Guru]
    #8974303 - 09/23/08 05:40 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

WTF I die at 46 years old in 2028

I must get hit by a bus or something.

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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: DXM Guru]
    #8974312 - 09/23/08 05:42 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Friday, June 30, 2023 at 37

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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: highdroponics]
    #8974315 - 09/23/08 05:42 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

theres no way im only making it to 73.  :waits:


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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: DXM Guru]
    #8974318 - 09/23/08 05:43 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

June 29, 2066.  (Age 94.)  Guess I'd better take care of my teeth. :grin:

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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: Veritas]
    #8974325 - 09/23/08 05:45 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Wednesday, February 24, 2038 


Shit..


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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: DXM Guru]
    #8974338 - 09/23/08 05:47 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Beat you guys to it!


Thursday, September 6, 2035 


Cool, 27 more years :rockon:

I get to see the great depression, then see the first commercial fusion plants come online, perhaps gaze at the Moon colony.. Then I croak.

If I arrive at the pearly gates early I will complain :crazy:


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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: DXM Guru]
    #8974357 - 09/23/08 05:49 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Friday, December 29, 2062, at age 73.


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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: Asante]
    #8974373 - 09/23/08 05:52 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Wiccan_Seeker said:
croak.

If I arrive at the pearly gates early I will complain :crazy:





Wait one second god! WTF is this about? I took the holy "Death Clock" Test on earth and it specificaly said im going to die  _______ :rofl2:


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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: Asante]
    #8974378 - 09/23/08 05:52 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

This death clock is BS by the way. You give too little information about yourself.

Its important to know your level of activity, medical conditions, occupation and workload.. more stuff.

If anyone finds a REAL life expectancy measurement, the typev insurance companies use, please post it here.

Sounds optimistic to me, 2037...


Just took it again in Pessimistic mode...

Thursday, July 13, 2017 

ya, that may be more like it.


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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: Asante]
    #8974397 - 09/23/08 05:55 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

April 10, 2022. Age 37, oh noes!!! Better do more drugs!!!

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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: Asante]
    #8974413 - 09/23/08 05:58 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

37

jesus,hah. That's not too far off. :rockon:


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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: DXM Guru]
    #8974456 - 09/23/08 06:05 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

74, 11/6/58...

I changed my smoking status from smoker to nonsmoker and it didn't make any difference. I cleared my cookies too. I call bullshit on this website.

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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: CaptainH13]
    #8974465 - 09/23/08 06:06 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Shit ballls! I'm gonna die on Halloween night, 2060!

At which point I'll also be reincarnated as a flesh eating undead monster king that will fly into your house at night and munch your face off!!

:hellfire:


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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: BrainChemistry]
    #8974483 - 09/23/08 06:09 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Wow i changed my mode from normal to optomistic and it tacked an extra 21 years onto my life.


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Re: Finally! A reliable source for when your going to DIE! [Re: BrainChemistry]
    #8974532 - 09/23/08 06:18 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

july 22 2069. i can live with that.

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