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Joe Biden, Imbecile
    #8973030 - 09/23/08 01:04 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I have to laugh when the Democrats and the press (but I repeat myself) attempt to justify their over-the-top attacks on Sarah Palin by claiming maybe McCain will die and she will end up being president, and having Sarah Palin as president would be a complete disaster.

Thing is, it's entirely possible Obama will die, and we'd end up with Joe Biden -- Joe freaking Biden as president. Is there any rational human being on the face of the earth familiar with Biden's pronouncements who would feel more comfortable with this buffoon in charge than Sarah Palin? Or for that matter, than Homer Simpson?

The man is a living gaffe factory: a bloviating, garrulous, stream-of-consciousness (to insult the concept of consciousness) babbler of mendacious gibberish. And he's been just that for the entirety of his three and a half decades of warming a chair in the US Senate.

I could fill pages and pages with examples of his stupidity just since the start of this campaign, let alone his entire career, but here's one of his most recent.

From http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0908/Biden_garbles_Depression_history.html?showall

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Biden garbles Depression history

Joe Biden's denunciation of his own campaign's ad to Katie Couric got so much attention last night that another odd note in the interview slipped by.

He was speaking about the role of the White House in a financial crisis.

"When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed," Biden told Couric. "He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'"

As Reason's Jesse Walker footnotes it: "And if you owned an experimental TV set in 1929, you would have seen him. And you would have said to yourself, 'Who is that guy? What happened to President Hoover?'" 




Jesus wept.





Phred


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Re: Joe Biden, Imbecile [Re: Phred]
    #8973037 - 09/23/08 01:06 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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Phred said:

Jesus wept.





of course he did, jesus was gay.
he always wept


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Re: Joe Biden, Imbecile [Re: Phred]
    #8973049 - 09/23/08 01:08 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

> When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television

:rofl2:


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Re: Joe Biden, Imbecile [Re: Phred]
    #8973091 - 09/23/08 01:17 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Joe Biden does or says something stupid every single fucking day!

Personally i think its a conspiracy.:eek: Biden who is good friends with Hillary is setting up Obama’s loss so the Clinton's can run in 2012!


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America's debt problem is a "sign of leadership failure"

We have "reckless fiscal policies"

America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership.

Americans deserve better

Barack Obama

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Re: Joe Biden, Imbecile [Re: lonestar2004]
    #8973120 - 09/23/08 01:25 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

haha, i wouldn't doubt it.
the guys behind the curtains (in the lobby, actually) have it all planned out, doesn't really matter who we vote for


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Re: Joe Biden, Imbecile [Re: piracetam]
    #8973283 - 09/23/08 01:58 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

http://www.macpac08.com/2008/09/joe-biden-contradicts-obama-campaign.html
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Barack Obama pledges on his website that his administration will:

    Develop and Deploy Clean Coal Technology.
    Obama’s Department of Energy will enter into public private partnerships to develop five “first-of-a-kind” commercial scale coal-fired plants with clean carbon capture and sequestration technology

But in Ohio, Biden was asked by a voter: "Wind and solar are flourishing here in Ohio, so why are you supporting clean coal?"

Biden replied: "We're not supporting 'clean coal.' Guess what. China's building two every week. Two dirty coal plants. And it's polluting the United States. It's causing people to die. ... China is burning three hundred years of bad coal unless we figure out how to clean their coal up. Because it's going to ruin your lungs and there's nothing we can do about it. No coal plants here in America. Build them, if they're going to build them over there make 'em clean because they're killing you."




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Re: Joe Biden, Imbecile [Re: Phred]
    #8973666 - 09/23/08 03:25 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Its ironic with all the dope addicts bashing Sarah Palin that the Democrats have the most anti-drug candidate who could become president.
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/8817903/an/0/page/0

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Re: Joe Biden, Imbecile [Re: Luddite]
    #8973682 - 09/23/08 03:27 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Do you ever make a post that has anything to do with the topic at hand?:flowstone:


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Muppet Said:

so yeah:
- 'sex' five times
- once with a man
- once with a cadaver
- and thrice with actual women(all of which were prostitutes)
Best story ever!

www.panicstream.com :thumbup:

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Re: Joe Biden, Imbecile [Re: Luddite]
    #8973706 - 09/23/08 03:32 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Luddite said:
Its ironic with all the dope addicts bashing Sarah Palin that the Democrats have the most anti-drug candidate who could become president.
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/8817903/an/0/page/0




Agreed. I made a thread about this (regarding Joe Biden's stance on drugs).


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Re: Joe Biden, Imbecile [Re: pinkfloydms]
    #8973741 - 09/23/08 03:37 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

pinkfloydms said:
Do you ever make a post that has anything to do with the topic at hand?:flowstone:




it idiocy of Biden is the topic, I believe the idiocy of
obama/biden worshipers can be squeezed in

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Re: Joe Biden, Imbecile [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #8973811 - 09/23/08 03:48 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Well, there will be a veep debate, and at least there, I expect someone to mention McCain's age, and the increased importance of veeps in recent times.

I just don't get how anyone can say that Palin is better than Biden, as a politician.  That would have to be one convoluted argument.


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Re: Joe Biden, Imbecile [Re: Ferris]
    #8973829 - 09/23/08 03:51 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Ferris said:

I just don't get how anyone can say that Palin is better than Biden, as a politician.  That would have to be one convoluted argument.




lets see how you feel after the Biden/Palin Debate.:smirk:


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America's debt problem is a "sign of leadership failure"

We have "reckless fiscal policies"

America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership.

Americans deserve better

Barack Obama

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Re: Joe Biden, Imbecile [Re: lonestar2004]
    #8973840 - 09/23/08 03:53 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

They'll keep Palin to the script.  If she strays, she's screwed.


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Re: Joe Biden, Imbecile [Re: Ferris]
    #8973852 - 09/23/08 03:55 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Ferris said:
They'll keep Palin to the script.  If she strays, she's screwed.




palin can speak, she can think, all I've seen joe biden think about was miller time

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Re: Joe Biden, Imbecile [Re: lonestar2004]
    #8973858 - 09/23/08 03:56 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Of course I expect the MSM to say Palin won the debate, because they hold her to such low standards/expectations on foreign policy. All she has to do is skirt around the answers (like every other politician) and not answer something totally wrong and she wins.
Biden on the other hand will be held to a high standard since he has been a politician for so long.


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Muppet Said:

so yeah:
- 'sex' five times
- once with a man
- once with a cadaver
- and thrice with actual women(all of which were prostitutes)
Best story ever!

www.panicstream.com :thumbup:

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Re: Joe Biden, Imbecile [Re: pinkfloydms]
    #8973896 - 09/23/08 04:03 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

:rofl2:


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Re: Joe Biden, Imbecile [Re: zappaisgod]
    #8973904 - 09/23/08 04:05 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

?


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Muppet Said:

so yeah:
- 'sex' five times
- once with a man
- once with a cadaver
- and thrice with actual women(all of which were prostitutes)
Best story ever!

www.panicstream.com :thumbup:

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Re: Joe Biden, Imbecile [Re: pinkfloydms]
    #8973908 - 09/23/08 04:06 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)


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Re: Joe Biden, Imbecile [Re: pinkfloydms]
    #8973933 - 09/23/08 04:11 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

pinkfloydms said:
Of course I expect the MSM to say Palin won the debate, because they hold her to such low standards/expectations on foreign policy. All she has to do is skirt around the answers (like every other politician) and not answer something totally wrong and she wins.
Biden on the other hand will be held to a high standard since he has been a politician for so long.




all biden has to do is open his mouth!




“In my house, being raised with a sister and three brothers, there was an absolute – it was a nuclear sanction, if under any circumstances, for any reason, no matter how justified, even self-defense – if you ever touched your sister, not figuratively, literally. My sister, who is my best friend, my campaign manager, my confidante, grew up with absolute impunity in our household… And I have the bruises to prove it. I mean that sincerely. I am not exaggerating when I say that.”

Joe Biden




I honestly believe Joe Biden does not know what the fuck he is talking about half the time.....




Biden Babble and the Dancing Fool

http://mensnewsdaily.com/2008/09/17/biden-babble-and-the-dancing-fool/


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America's debt problem is a "sign of leadership failure"

We have "reckless fiscal policies"

America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership.

Americans deserve better

Barack Obama

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Re: Joe Biden, Imbecile [Re: Luddite]
    #8973934 - 09/23/08 04:11 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

You actually read that site? Is it ran by the Grand Wizard?

Some of the shit on there is pretty funny though.


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Muppet Said:

so yeah:
- 'sex' five times
- once with a man
- once with a cadaver
- and thrice with actual women(all of which were prostitutes)
Best story ever!

www.panicstream.com :thumbup:

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