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OfflineTrauM
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Tape worms.. WTF!!
    #8939428 - 09/16/08 04:49 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Whats up guys, I need some help here..

Im living with my girlfriend and have been for quite some time, she has a dog and a cat.. when I first met the dog I always let him lick my face.. sometimes he would lick my lips but hey they say a dogs saliva is one of the cleanest things right?

The other day her cat jumped on my lap, I pet him for a while and then he hopped off... thats when I noticed some kind of shit was on my shirt... it was moving, then contracting to this small size, at first I thought it was a maggot then I realized it was a TAPE WORM!!!

I told my girlfriend about it, and she said that if the cat has it then the dog probably has it too because they share food together and sleep on the same couch etc etc...

Now im remembering when I let the damn dog lick my face all the time, according to some research i've done you can get tapeworms from the saliva of a tapeworm host ie: a dog or a cat.... Im shitting my pants right now at the possibility of me having tapeworms...

I have done quite a bit of research, but different sites are giving me different info and some of it conflicts with each other... so im asking first hand to my fellow shroomerites here what kind of advice/info they have for me... I definitely dont wanna see a doctor about this and have him poking my ass or asking for a stool sample.. I also heard that these damn things could get up to 40 feet long and possibly be fatal if left untreated!!

I've read that garlic is a possible cure for tape worms, assuming I have them...

Any advice and info is greatly appreciated, im stressing hard right now... thanks a lot guys!


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Re: Tape worms.. WTF!! [Re: TrauM]
    #8939462 - 09/16/08 04:54 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

well i think the dual cleanse thing gets rid of them for people, but i dont know about pets.
here---> http://www.officialdualactioncleanse.com/e-testimonials.aspx?adid=ggl4001


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Re: Tape worms.. WTF!! [Re: TrauM]
    #8939471 - 09/16/08 04:57 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Bro you're screwed, if I was you, I would A.Panic, and B.Stop eating.
You don't want to feed those fuckers and keep them alive.
Drink fruit juice and wait em out.
Should only be 2 weeks tops.

Hope you like juice. Hey, you can always mix it up and switch flavors.


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Re: Tape worms.. WTF!! [Re: TrauM]
    #8939500 - 09/16/08 05:02 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

This thread makes me laugh.

I wouldn't be funny, but your reluctance to see a doctor makes you totally doomed. You're going to die.


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Re: Tape worms.. WTF!! [Re: kriminalelement]
    #8939517 - 09/16/08 05:06 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Oh without a doubt. He's fucked.
And it's not a painless death either. I've read all about it.
It will be excruciating.


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OfflineTrauM
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Re: Tape worms.. WTF!! [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #8939547 - 09/16/08 05:11 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

lol... if I die my #1 objective in the spirit world will be to make your lives miserable... I will be sending you bad dreams and putting tape worms in your food.. you heartless bastards


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Re: Tape worms.. WTF!! [Re: TrauM]
    #8939559 - 09/16/08 05:14 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

TrauM said:
I definitely dont wanna see a doctor about this and have him poking my ass or asking for a stool sample.. I also heard that these damn things could get up to 40 feet long and possibly be fatal if left untreated!!




What the hell is up with people having doctor-phobias?  Grow some freakin' testicles man.


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Re: Tape worms.. WTF!! [Re: TrauM]
    #8939561 - 09/16/08 05:15 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Good thing there is no such thing, and I will remain unaffected. :smirk:


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OfflineTrauM
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Re: Tape worms.. WTF!! [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #8939574 - 09/16/08 05:18 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I think you have a worm lodged in your lower intestinal tract, stfu


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Re: Tape worms.. WTF!! [Re: TrauM]
    #8939628 - 09/16/08 05:31 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

First of all is not very likely you'd get a tape worm from your pets.  It is very likely that you may have ring worm and or round worm instead.

Secondly, you are fucked!


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Re: Tape worms.. WTF!! [Re: TrauM]
    #8939759 - 09/16/08 06:06 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

What follows is not suitable for the weak stomached, or easily nauseated:

I have a buddy who was stationed in Germany in the '80's.  This guy will fuck anything that moves. 

Well anyway, he managed to find some disgusting German slut he could bone, and while they were getting busy he went under the sheets and proceeds to go down on her.  So, there he is eating her out when he feels something tickle his face.  He's like WTF and goes back to his business..  And then it's tickling him again.  So, this time he quits for a minute, comes up for some fresh air before he goes back at her again. 

And then there it is again, so this time he bites at it.  And it slips out of his teeth.  So, he throws the covers off and finds 6 inches of tapeworm hanging out of her asshole.  So, he does what any good soldier would do and stops eating her out and just straight fucks her. 

I don't know if he has worms now.

The end.


I don't know how much is embellished, but if you knew this guy you wouldn't doubt for a second that the story is true.


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Re: Tape worms.. WTF!! [Re: sucklesworth]
    #8939763 - 09/16/08 06:08 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

sucklesworth said:
First of all is not very likely you'd get a tape worm from your pets.  It is very likely that you may have ring worm and or round worm instead.

Secondly, you are fucked!





correct. you get tapeworms by ingesting tapeworm eggs, usually found in food. the dog and the cat got them from fleas. get rid of the fleas, take them to to vet and get the dewormed. i doubt you have tapeworms as well, unless you've been eating the cat's shit.

anyway, you're definitely fucked. :smirk:


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Re: Tape worms.. WTF!! [Re: thedefone]
    #8939784 - 09/16/08 06:12 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

thedefone said:
What follows is not suitable for the weak stomached, or easily nauseated:

I have a buddy who was stationed in Germany in the '80's.  This guy will fuck anything that moves. 

Well anyway, he managed to find some disgusting German slut he could bone, and while they were getting busy he went under the sheets and proceeds to go down on her.  So, there he is eating her out when he feels something tickle his face.  He's like WTF and goes back to his business..  And then it's tickling him again.  So, this time he quits for a minute, comes up for some fresh air before he goes back at her again. 

And then there it is again, so this time he bites at it.  And it slips out of his teeth.  So, he throws the covers off and finds 6 inches of tapeworm hanging out of her asshole.  So, he does what any good soldier would do and stops eating her out and just straight fucks her. 

I don't know if he has worms now.

The end.


I don't know how much is embellished, but if you knew this guy you wouldn't doubt for a second that the story is true.




Wow man... just wow...


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Re: Tape worms.. WTF!! [Re: TrauM]
    #8939823 - 09/16/08 06:22 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

>  Any advice and info is greatly appreciated, im stressing hard right now... thanks a lot guys!

See a doctor if you think you have tape works.  The cure is a single pill.  One.  You eat the pill, the tape worm(s) die.  Nature does the rest.


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Re: Tape worms.. WTF!! [Re: Seuss]
    #8939831 - 09/16/08 06:24 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

how do you tell if you have tape worms. thats always been a scary thought for me ever since i was a kid.


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OfflineTrauM
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Re: Tape worms.. WTF!! [Re: Seuss]
    #8939837 - 09/16/08 06:25 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Seuss said:
>  Any advice and info is greatly appreciated, im stressing hard right now... thanks a lot guys!

See a doctor if you think you have tape works.  The cure is a single pill.  One.  You eat the pill, the tape worm(s) die.  Nature does the rest.




Fuck bro thanks, its good to see someone actually help me here instead of play around and say stupid shit.. I appreciate it bro!

I think i'll just swallow my pride and see a doctor, hopefully they dont want me to shit in a bag lol..


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Re: Tape worms.. WTF!! [Re: TrauM]
    #8939859 - 09/16/08 06:30 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah dude seriously. Go to the doctor. You dont want to "assume" garlic can cure it. Get it checked out. They would know best.


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Re: Tape worms.. WTF!! [Re: TrauM]
    #8939866 - 09/16/08 06:32 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Lol, you'll die like Sargon with worms exploding from your bowels.


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Re: Tape worms.. WTF!! [Re: TrauM]
    #8939882 - 09/16/08 06:36 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Wow I was only joking around(you rated me :lol:)
And BTW, sorry I didn't jive with your philosophy, I love how the moment I don't see "after death" the way you do, you jump to give me a zero.

Jesus would be so proud of your attitude..... :smirk:

And yes Seuss gave great(blindingly simple) advice, but what did you expect?
I have a problem, I know I need to see the doctor, but I don't want to,.....What should I do???


Oh and try to develop a sense of humor. Not every moment in life is worthy of developing a sandy vagina.

Good Luck with your tape worms.


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Re: Tape worms.. WTF!! [Re: TrauM]
    #8939894 - 09/16/08 06:40 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

dont freak out go to the doctor before you bury your head in all this bad stuff about tapeworms. go get tested, the do whats necessary, if anything, to resolve the situation


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