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Offlinejazzillion
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Creepy ninja pussy
    #8930741 - 09/14/08 09:17 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Creepy ninja pussy [Re: jazzillion]
    #8930753 - 09/14/08 09:19 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

slick cat. i was hoping it was gonna attack the camera man at the end.

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Re: Creepy ninja pussy [Re: jazzillion]
    #8930755 - 09/14/08 09:19 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Sneaky Cat!

Cats are so badass.  If I had a 65-lb cat I guarantee it would slaughter a 65-lb dog.

They are sneaky trained killers!


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Re: Creepy ninja pussy [Re: jazzillion]
    #8930764 - 09/14/08 09:21 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

so cute.


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Re: Creepy ninja pussy [Re: jazzillion]
    #8930779 - 09/14/08 09:23 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

fuck... that kinda creeped me out, too... how incredibly slick these beasts can be... i love cats, but those black eyes and the look on that face gave me the heebies...


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Re: Creepy ninja pussy [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #8930780 - 09/14/08 09:23 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

This makes me want to get a cat.  Too bad they alway smell horrible  :tongue2:

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Re: Creepy ninja pussy [Re: Helixx]
    #8930788 - 09/14/08 09:26 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

What?

What kind of cat smells?  Cats keep themselves clean quite well.

Now dogs, dogs fucking stink.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Creepy ninja pussy [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #8930791 - 09/14/08 09:27 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

It's pretty tactile and calculated on the cat's part to approach like that.  Most animals are so impulsive, but cats have that cool and collected confidence that is so admirable and intimidating.


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Re: Creepy ninja pussy [Re: jazzillion]
    #8930811 - 09/14/08 09:32 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

That made me lol! I like how the cat stays in the same position each time, it's head cocked like "Who, me? Sneaking up on you? Nooooo...not me!" lol


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Re: Creepy ninja pussy [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8930999 - 09/14/08 10:26 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
What?

What kind of cat smells?  Cats keep themselves clean quite well.

Now dogs, dogs fucking stink.




man my old friends cat (1 of like 5) smelled so bad. the other cats smelled fine but this guy had a problem. it is definetly possible for a cat to reek. like seriously it was bad.. :eek:

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Re: Creepy ninja pussy [Re: jazzillion]
    #8931016 - 09/14/08 10:30 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

jazzillion said:
It's pretty tactile and calculated on the cat's part to approach like that. 




kittums knows how the game is played, I liked the video... thanks

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Re: Creepy ninja pussy [Re: jazzillion]
    #8931043 - 09/14/08 10:35 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

what an awesome cat.


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Re: Creepy ninja pussy [Re: Psy Baba]
    #8931262 - 09/14/08 11:42 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Thread title is very misleading.  :smirk:

Very cool video however.


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Re: Creepy ninja pussy [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8931308 - 09/14/08 11:58 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:

Cats are so badass. 




Agreed.


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Re: Creepy ninja pussy [Re: Frost]
    #8931340 - 09/15/08 12:07 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Hahah, that's a pretty cool cat. Would be really cool to have it do that when you have mates over watching horror movies :P

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Re: Creepy ninja pussy [Re: jazzillion]
    #8931355 - 09/15/08 12:11 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

goddamn that was one of the most cutest things i've ever seen


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Re: Creepy ninja pussy [Re: Astral_JL]
    #8931408 - 09/15/08 12:32 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

:ilold:


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Re: Creepy ninja pussy [Re: Dickhead]
    #8931413 - 09/15/08 12:35 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

i love pussy.


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Re: Creepy ninja pussy [Re: highdroponics]
    #8931435 - 09/15/08 12:42 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

That cat is so fucking adorable. What a creeper!

Yeah, I've never met a stinky cat... only the ones that were severely obese and had a hard time cleaning their backsides.

Now litter boxes, that's a different story. UGH.


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Re: Creepy ninja pussy [Re: Sassy]
    #8931553 - 09/15/08 01:21 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Cool cat, cool video. I enjoyed that. Cats are evil:nicekitty:


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