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InvisibleCameron
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My Dad is explaining to my Uncle how Chris Angel levitated over a building,
    #8833510 - 08/26/08 11:20 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

and he's convinced it was real.

Anyone else have agonizingly gullible parent(s)?

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Re: My Dad is explaining to my Uncle how Chris Angel levitated over a building, [Re: Cameron]
    #8833518 - 08/26/08 11:21 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

fucking hater, im levitating right now.

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InvisibleCameron
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Re: My Dad is explaining to my Uncle how Chris Angel levitated over a building, [Re: poof]
    #8833524 - 08/26/08 11:23 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Do you have a show deal in the works yet?

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Re: My Dad is explaining to my Uncle how Chris Angel levitated over a building, [Re: Cameron]
    #8833529 - 08/26/08 11:25 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Tell your dad that shrooms will make you levitate then give him some.


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The press takes [Trump] literally, but not seriously; his supporters take him seriously, but not literally. --Salena Zeto (9/23/16)

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Re: My Dad is explaining to my Uncle how Chris Angel levitated over a building, [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #8833535 - 08/26/08 11:27 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Baby_Hitler said:
Tell your dad that shrooms will make you levitate then give him some.




but they do.


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Re: My Dad is explaining to my Uncle how Chris Angel levitated over a building, [Re: highdroponics]
    #8833544 - 08/26/08 11:30 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I thought Chris Angel was real. A REAL DOUCHEBAG


ha


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Re: My Dad is explaining to my Uncle how Chris Angel levitated over a building, [Re: Cameron]
    #8833549 - 08/26/08 11:32 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I have nothing significant to contribute to this thread, but I just wanted to let you know that your avatar makes me mildly uncomfortable.


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Re: My Dad is explaining to my Uncle how Chris Angel levitated over a building, [Re: deCypher]
    #8833612 - 08/26/08 11:50 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

i agree with the cypher..

anyway, i wanna know how criss angel does that shit. i just dont get it.


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Edited by PilzeEssen (08/26/08 11:50 PM)

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Re: My Dad is explaining to my Uncle how Chris Angel levitated over a building, [Re: PilzeEssen]
    #8833870 - 08/27/08 12:58 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

The way Chris Angel accomplishes these amazing feats is through a sacred and profound technique that he learned from masters like David Blaine.  It is a truly astonishing art that uses the sequencing, shortening and lengthening of time.  The capacity to use these techniques is limited to the very few.  The name if this ability is...  Editing.

It's television you morons.





..not personal..


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Re: My Dad is explaining to my Uncle how Chris Angel levitated over a building, [Re: thedefone]
    #8833883 - 08/27/08 01:04 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Chris Angel needs to levitate himself into a wood chipper.


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Re: My Dad is explaining to my Uncle how Chris Angel levitated over a building, [Re: Ogre812]
    #8833978 - 08/27/08 01:54 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Chris Angel is a confirmed reptilian.

This photo clearly shows Chris Angels reptile skin showing through the human "suit" he wears while on earth.



Levitation is one of the many reptilian powers.

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InvisibleCameron
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Re: My Dad is explaining to my Uncle how Chris Angel levitated over a building, [Re: deCypher]
    #8834341 - 08/27/08 04:57 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

The Cypher said:
I have nothing significant to contribute to this thread, but I just wanted to let you know that your avatar makes me mildly uncomfortable.




Is it the bananas-for-hair? It's the bananas, isn't it?
Maybe I should change it:


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Re: My Dad is explaining to my Uncle how Chris Angel levitated over a building, [Re: Cameron]
    #8834356 - 08/27/08 05:09 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, shortly after David Blaine released that 'Street Magic' special on ABC, I recall some of my dumbfuck Baptist relatives talking about how he was the devil, and being dead serious about it.

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Re: My Dad is explaining to my Uncle how Chris Angel levitated over a building, [Re: it stars saddam]
    #8834421 - 08/27/08 06:04 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah Cameron, I think it's the idea of Freddy with banana's lol
:blowme:


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Re: My Dad is explaining to my Uncle how Chris Angel levitated over a building, [Re: it stars saddam]
    #8834446 - 08/27/08 06:14 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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it stars saddam said:
Yeah, shortly after David Blaine released that 'Street Magic' special on ABC, I recall some of my dumbfuck Baptist relatives talking about how he was the devil, and being dead serious about it.




do they still burn Elvis records and live down south?


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Re: My Dad is explaining to my Uncle how Chris Angel levitated over a building, *DELETED* [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #8834527 - 08/27/08 07:02 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: My Dad is explaining to my Uncle how Chris Angel levitated over a building, [Re: Coffee]
    #8834996 - 08/27/08 09:16 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Like, Anarchy Man!


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If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: My Dad is explaining to my Uncle how Chris Angel levitated over a building, [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #8836416 - 08/27/08 02:57 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

UnholyChild666 said:
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it stars saddam said:
Yeah, shortly after David Blaine released that 'Street Magic' special on ABC, I recall some of my dumbfuck Baptist relatives talking about how he was the devil, and being dead serious about it.




do they still burn Elvis records and live down south?




Well, they're all from Arkansas.  My Grandpa put me on the most ridiculous guilt trip ever when I was only like 10 years old because I bought a metal magazine that had the band KISS on the cover.

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Re: My Dad is explaining to my Uncle how Chris Angel levitated over a building, [Re: it stars saddam]
    #8836449 - 08/27/08 03:03 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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it stars saddam said:
Well, they're all from Arkansas.  My Grandpa put me on the most ridiculous guilt trip ever when I was only like 10 years old because I bought a metal magazine that had the band KISS on the cover.




My grandfather is the same way, except he lives in Alabama.
He calls all rock music other than Elvis "Nigger music".
He almost caught me listening to Eminem on headphones once when I was 17... I told him it was Pink Floyd.
He snorted and rolled his eyes, and called them a bunch of druggies, and said that Syd Barrett deserved to go insane.
I'm just glad he didn't figure out it was eminem.


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Re: My Dad is explaining to my Uncle how Chris Angel levitated over a building, [Re: DragonChaser]
    #8836756 - 08/27/08 03:59 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I think it is funny how Chris Angel has groupies....

:foreheadslap:  :rofl2:


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