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InvisibleGumby
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Anal sex, are you a fan?
    #8730176 - 08/05/08 05:51 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I was wondering this earlier today. How many guys that have ACTUALLY HAD anal sex (with girl or guy) really enjoy it?

I don't. It turns me on when I see it in porn, but the actual act of it is so disgusting. I've done it countless times because I guess I just forget what it's like. I just can't get over thinking about what I'm doing... And then when you pull it out.. Fucking gross. It's so unsanitary. It's shit for fucks sake! And it's on your fucking penis!

I had a girlfriend that was all about it but I just had to tell her "sorry babe, we're sticking with the hole this thing was designed for."

And the thought of ass-to-mouth kind of makes me vomit in my mouth a little bit.  What the hell?

Poll time:
Guys who have actually "GIVEN" anal sex, do you enjoy it?
You may choose only one
Girls (and guys too, I guess) who have acually RECEIVED anal sex, do you enjoy it?
You may choose only one


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OfflineCoaster
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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8730185 - 08/05/08 05:52 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

ive dun it once and it wasnt mai thang but id do it again


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Coaster]
    #8730195 - 08/05/08 05:53 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

hell to the yes!  i love anal sex.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8730211 - 08/05/08 05:56 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

No way in hell am I gona stab someone in the poop chute if I think there is a chance that I may get shit dick.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: zugzugz]
    #8730223 - 08/05/08 05:58 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

i just plain find it unenjoyable

has nothing to do with poop dick


i have tryed it a few times
but i just dont find it fun at all


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8730226 - 08/05/08 05:58 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

It's kinda fun. 

It kinda feels good.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: MOTH]
    #8730280 - 08/05/08 06:10 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

well said


i mean i kinda liked it

ut she seemed to like it WAAAAY more

i felt bad for not exploring with her

but it just makes me feel all un-sexy


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: notapillow]
    #8730298 - 08/05/08 06:14 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I'll dry slam a shit box anyday :grin:


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: notapillow]
    #8730299 - 08/05/08 06:14 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

anal is awesome. pullin the tip in and out of a tight pooper is the best part, but couple that with a girl pleasurin herself with a dildo and it's 10x more amazing. you feel the vibrating through the walls on the other side. Get over the whole poop thing. Use a condom and after you pull out wrap it up in toilet paper you wont see a thing. Then take a shower like most people do after some hot sweaty nasty sex and do it again. or just straight up do it in the shower then you get pleasure and cleanliness. smarten up ppl

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Shroomsbrrr]
    #8730332 - 08/05/08 06:21 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

No man, you should probably read up on the LONG list of potentially serious infections that you can get from human feces.

Feces is even more unsanitary than HUMAN BLOOD. Human blood won't (typically) give you E. coli or intestinal parasites... but buttsex definitely could. And each one of them can be potentially life threatening. If you do it without* a condom you chances go up astronomically, because E. coli lives in EVERYONE's intestines.

Consider that next time you got your wang in someone's pooper.

Edit: without, not with.

Edited by Gumby (08/05/08 06:49 PM)

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8730356 - 08/05/08 06:25 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I've taken it in the pooper before and liked it.

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8730357 - 08/05/08 06:26 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

My wife loves getting fucked in the ass, last time i kinda hurt her bad though but she is all good now. Shes a fuckin anal freak, i guess i couldn't have married a better woman.:grin:

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: weiliiiiiii]
    #8730388 - 08/05/08 06:31 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

weili, if you ever get divorced, I want you to know... I'll be right there to pick her up on the rebound.

:eatingout:


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It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus.
All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the
octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV.
But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns.
Also he got a race car.
Is any of this getting through to you?

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8730429 - 08/05/08 06:39 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Gumby said:
No man, you should probably read up on the LONG list of potentially serious infections that you can get from human feces.

Feces is even more unsanitary than HUMAN BLOOD. Human blood won't (typically) give you E. coli or intestinal parasites... but buttsex definitely could. And each one of them can be potentially life threatening. If you do it with a condom you chances go up astronomically, because E. coli lives in EVERYONE's intestines.

Consider that next time you got your wang in someone's pooper.




HEY MAN.  sodomy has been a part of humanity for millenia. dont you go trying to ruin it for those of us that enjoy it with threats of disease.  :crankey:


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #8730465 - 08/05/08 06:47 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I just did!

(we need a ghetto chick head bob emoticon thingie)

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #8730467 - 08/05/08 06:48 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

You've got to do it right and you can't always do it on-demand.

Having an open communication is most important, obviously, and there are times when its better to do than others (remarkably, you can have 'clean' anal sex).  Preparation is key in terms of cleanliness and enjoyability.

http://www.wikiafterdark.com/index.php/Have_Anal_Sex

^^^Good article.

And yeah, I dig giving it from time to time.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8730479 - 08/05/08 06:50 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I have to be honest. I haven't had the opportunity to have anal sex yet. :frown:

I would like to try it though if a girl with a nice butt and clean ass hole is willing.


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: aDoS]
    #8730894 - 08/05/08 08:01 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

anal is great.

i have to admit the best part is entering and exiting the ring of wonder but the whole thing in itself is great.

Shop for: Buttseks

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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: CptnGarden]
    #8730927 - 08/05/08 08:09 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I'v never done it and honestly it does not seem pleasing.

In any case, deity208, your avatar is fucking kick ass :lol: :thumbup:


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Re: Anal sex, are you a fan? [Re: Gumby]
    #8731069 - 08/05/08 08:43 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

I like giving it, you don’t always get shit on your dick.  I'll agree with ass to mouth, that seems gross.  Ass to vag is definitely not a good idea, me and an ex found that out the hard way. :crazy:

I haven’t ever received it but I have had a girl stick her finger up there and press on my prostate which was pretty out of this world.  So I voted yes on both.

If any of you haven’t done the prostate thing, you should really think about trying it.

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