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Shmoopy's Intelligent Design Textbook - $24.95
    #8572130 - 06/27/08 07:01 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Professor: Class, please turn to paragraph 1, page 1 of SIDT.

Premise: Highly complex systems such as galaxies, stars, solar systems, the human eye, the brain and a bird's wing require a Creator.

Conclusion: Therefore a Creator exists.


Professor: As no new data is likely to add to or detract from the discussion, nor is there any way to test the premise; there is nothing more to say. You may now close your textbooks. This course is over.

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Re: Shmoopy's Intelligent Design Textbook - $24.95 [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #8572394 - 06/27/08 08:32 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

HHhmmmm....   
$24.95 seems expensive for such a short lesson, one that I have already "discovered" for myself....    :shrug:


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Re: Shmoopy's Intelligent Design Textbook - $24.95 [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #8572442 - 06/27/08 08:45 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Bibliography?


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Re: Shmoopy's Intelligent Design Textbook - $24.95 [Re: blewmeanie]
    #8572471 - 06/27/08 08:52 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

The universal bibliography....?


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Re: Shmoopy's Intelligent Design Textbook - $24.95 [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #8572475 - 06/27/08 08:54 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

$24.95 for The Bible? A bit steep for a book I'll never read.

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Re: Shmoopy's Intelligent Design Textbook - $24.95 [Re: Boots]
    #8572499 - 06/27/08 09:05 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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Boots said:
$24.95 for The Bible? A bit steep for a book I'll never read.




Huh....?    Bible....?    :what:

I think you are reading into something here....(?)


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Re: Shmoopy's Intelligent Design Textbook - $24.95 [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #8573794 - 06/28/08 09:19 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Highly complex and ordered systems like hurricanes appear to form without a creator out of random air molecule movements.

Oh wait... wrong class. :seeya:


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Re: Shmoopy's Intelligent Design Textbook - $24.95 [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #8573885 - 06/28/08 10:02 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Premise: Highly complex systems such as galaxies, stars, solar systems, the human eye, the brain and a bird's wing require a Creator.




Don't forget bananas!



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Re: Shmoopy's Intelligent Design Textbook - $24.95 [Re: elbisivni]
    #8574225 - 06/28/08 12:45 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

elbisivni said:
Quote:

Premise: Highly complex systems such as galaxies, stars, solar systems, the human eye, the brain and a bird's wing require a Creator.




Don't forget bananas!






:rofl:

Those were genetically altered to be larger in girth to procure a more rewarding viewing experience when watching beautiful young women, (or I suppose men, if you prefer), eating them.

You can't use that one!




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Re: Shmoopy's Intelligent Design Textbook - $24.95 [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #8574254 - 06/28/08 01:00 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Sure I can.

Behold, the atheists nightmare..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF3L359yKjs

:banana:

(old video, I was trying to avoid a direct reference :smirk:)


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Re: Shmoopy's Intelligent Design Textbook - $24.95 [Re: elbisivni]
    #8575055 - 06/28/08 05:43 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

elbisivni said:
Sure I can.

Behold, the atheists nightmare..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF3L359yKjs

:banana:

(old video, I was trying to avoid a direct reference :smirk:)





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Re: Shmoopy's Intelligent Design Textbook - $24.95 [Re: Cracka_X]
    #8575143 - 06/28/08 06:18 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Yep. The guys name is Ray Comfort. He has his own ministry.


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Re: Shmoopy's Intelligent Design Textbook - $24.95 [Re: elbisivni]
    #8575318 - 06/28/08 07:20 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

:rofl2: I love those guys. I can't believe they don't crack a smile explaining how God made bananas just right for human consumption. They must really believe what they're saying, unfortunately.
It makes me wonder, though... what were the first words uttered by early man? "I'm here... action!"? :rotfl:
OBVIOUSLY the entire Earth was created as man's personal playground, OBVIOUSLY plants and animals were designed with our well-being in 'mind', and OBVIOUSLY we're pretty special motherfuckers. :imspecial:
I'm just waiting for the video entitled 'Human-Engineered Automobiles Are Proof God Loves Us And Doesn't Want Us To Work Too Hard Because That Would Make Him Feel Sad'.

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Re: Shmoopy's Intelligent Design Textbook - $24.95 [Re: Cameron]
    #8575556 - 06/28/08 08:52 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

:rolleyes:
That guy didnt even know how to properly eat a banana. Thats not a tab at the top its a handle on the bottom!:yesnod:



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Re: Shmoopy's Intelligent Design Textbook - $24.95 [Re: blewmeanie]
    #8578184 - 06/29/08 06:23 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

blewmeanie said:
:rolleyes:
That guy didnt even know how to properly eat a banana. Thats not a tab at the top its a handle on the bottom!:yesnod:




True dat~....!  A perfectly peeled banana every time....    :thumbup:
The "ironic" part about it is that people learned this method by watching monkeys....    :lol:


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Re: Shmoopy's Intelligent Design Textbook - $24.95 [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #8578530 - 06/29/08 07:59 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Monkeys have a certain boundless wisdom that we could all take a lesson from. Such graceful poo throwing has never been achieved by a man.
:monkeydance:


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Re: Shmoopy's Intelligent Design Textbook - $24.95 [Re: blewmeanie]
    #8578561 - 06/29/08 08:04 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

A few years ago I helped a friend set up her computer, and after we got done, her two boys took the helm of the Google search.....
First thing they typed in "Poop Flinging Monkeys", which I had never heard of and thought "yeah right, like there would be a website for THAT"....
Of course, there was, and was cause for about an hour's worth of laughter for all of us....!    :lol:


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Re: Shmoopy's Intelligent Design Textbook - $24.95 [Re: PhanTomCat]
    #8578596 - 06/29/08 08:11 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, sometimes I cant help but think they are little genius's, who are obviously descendent's of the same evolutionary ancestors as us. Then they go and do shit like this. :shrug:





God help us if they ever evolve opposable thumbs.


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Re: Shmoopy's Intelligent Design Textbook - $24.95 [Re: blewmeanie]
    #8578625 - 06/29/08 08:17 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

That is definitely a different way to have a pissing contest....!?    :what:


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Re: Shmoopy's Intelligent Design Textbook - $24.95 [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #8579720 - 06/30/08 05:43 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

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Professor: Class, please turn to paragraph 1, page 1 of SIDT.

Premise: Highly complex systems such as galaxies, stars, solar systems, the human eye, the brain and a bird's wing require a Creator.

Conclusion: Therefore a Creator exists.


Professor: As no new data is likely to add to or detract from the discussion, nor is there any way to test the premise; there is nothing more to say. You may now close your textbooks. This course is over.

*Elapsed time <2 minutes*




I don't get your point.

Evolution can similarly be reduced to a simple basic premise.  So what?

There's nothing to teach if you ignore the evidence, true.  If your implying this invalidates the theory or casts it in disrepute, I'd disagree with you.


So what?

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