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 I got owned by an ice cream man 
#8539152 - 06/18/08 11:57 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'll try to keep this story short and sweet. I got really fucking high today at a friends house off some really good bud from cali. Once we were all stoned we decided to go throw an aerobie around at field near the local elementary school. After playing and being all sweaty, we were walking back and heard the ice cream guy a block ahead. So we watch the guy turn the corner and I'm already running at a good a pace to get this shit. I turn the corner and he is going pretty slow like 5mph maybe 4-5 houses ahead of me. I'm still running and he is like going so fucking slow but still moving for a car. I'm jogging yelling ICE CREAM so loud and wavin my arms, thinkin 'wtf this is bullshit'. I look back at my friend and I'm almost 2 blocks away so I think that i already came this far I might as well keep goin. He finally stops like after I get close enough where he pretty much has to. He pulls over and I'm walkin up thinking that maybe he didn't see me through the shitty little window on the back of his piece of shit ice cream truck. The guy is sitting there smiling at me like a fucking ASSHOLE grinning his face off. I knew right away I just got punk'd. I tell him calmly that i had been chasin him and he goes 'oh ya' like its so fuckin funny. I'm like dude fuck you faggot I don't even want this shit. I was so fuckin pissed at the moment i wanted to stick that fucker in the face. He said whatever and drove away immediately. god dammit.
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 Re: I got owned by an ice cream man [Re: Atheist]  1
#8539164 - 06/18/08 11:59 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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This fucking wendys ice cream commerical came on as i read this. The commercial opened with the Tune those Ice cream trucks play.
I thought the very fabric of reality had ripped open.
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#8539166 - 06/19/08 12:00 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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punked by an ice cream man hahahahhahahahha XD
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Re: I got owned by an ice cream man [Re: CaptainH13] 1
#8539199 - 06/19/08 12:07 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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it was god
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Re: I got owned by an ice cream man [Re: CaptainH13]
#8539209 - 06/19/08 12:10 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
CaptainH13 said:
This fucking wendys ice cream commerical came on as i read this. The commercial opened with the Tune those Ice cream trucks play.
I thought the very fabric of reality had ripped open.
HAHAHAHAHA
I wish they had ice cream delivery services.
I mean, they already have those trucks that play music... but they're like that bad prom date who just pulls up and honks in your driveway.
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Re: I got owned by an ice cream man [Re: StonedShroom]
#8539211 - 06/19/08 12:11 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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LOL
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Re: I got owned by an ice cream man [Re: StonedShroom]
#8539220 - 06/19/08 12:13 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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i hate that music  i can still remember the song in my head
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Re: I got owned by an ice cream man [Re: Atheist]
#8539250 - 06/19/08 12:24 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Stoned and chasing ice cream trucks 
I would give anything for a youtube vid
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Re: I got owned by an ice cream man [Re: Atheist]
#8539265 - 06/19/08 12:37 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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lol im confused so he made u chase him?
rofl
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Re: I got owned by an ice cream man [Re: Coaster]
#8539338 - 06/19/08 01:14 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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hahaha thats classic
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Re: I got owned by an ice cream man [Re: Phish_Dude]
#8539549 - 06/19/08 02:57 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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i work at an icecream shop on the beach
you wont find a better product
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Re: I got owned by an ice cream man [Re: Atheist]
#8539556 - 06/19/08 03:00 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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what an ass hole, but that was a pretty funny story. I can just imagine an adult chasing a ice cream truck yelling and waving, lol.
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Re: I got owned by an ice cream man [Re: Atheist]
#8539563 - 06/19/08 03:04 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dude they truly get a fucking jolly out of this. I've had this happen to me countless times when I was a kid. You know damn well they can see + hear you yet they don't fucking stop. They keep rolling on down the street at a snails pace, pick up speed for a minute, slow back down, and so on until you finally catch up with sweat pouring down your face.
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Re: I got owned by an ice cream man [Re: CaptainH13]
#8539743 - 06/19/08 05:31 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
CaptainH13 said:
This fucking wendys ice cream commerical came on as i read this. The commercial opened with the Tune those Ice cream trucks play.
I thought the very fabric of reality had ripped open.
And it did. However do not take this to P&S. P&S forum is the equivalent to "The Dip" in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"
It might make the movie more real, but less interesting.
I love when reality rips, fo' real!
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Re: I got owned by an ice cream man [Re: Atheist]
#8539773 - 06/19/08 06:17 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ice cream is a food group in itself like beer and weed.
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Re: I got owned by an ice cream man [Re: Atheist]
#8539783 - 06/19/08 06:22 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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What about Weed Ice cream? It has its own food pyramid.
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Re: I got owned by an ice cream man [Re: Apollyphelion]
#8539788 - 06/19/08 06:23 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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sure does
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Re: I got owned by an ice cream man [Re: Atheist]
#8539790 - 06/19/08 06:24 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Shoulda slashed his back tire, then jetted. That'a showed 'im.
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Quote:
JacquesCousteau said:
Shoulda slashed his back tire, then jetted. That'a showed 'im.
I like the way you think, Rogue
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Re: I got owned by an ice cream man [Re: Apollyphelion]
#8539822 - 06/19/08 06:37 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Rofl man!! next time throw something on his car haha xD
Btw here in Israel you can buy ice cream almost in every shop, you dont need to run after some fuckty ice cream pschoes! D:
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