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wow i just got the greatest idea ever

#8505655 - 06/09/08 11:13 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

i'm gonna make myself look like jesus. i have really striking blue eyes and the right kind of facial features to pull it off. all i need is half a year to work on the hair length and beard.

shit, that would be funny just to walk into church one day like "wassup homies, miss me?"

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#8505750 - 06/09/08 11:44 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Out of curiosity, how do you know what Jesus looked like? For all you know he could have been a 4 foot tall black man with dreadlocks. (just as an example) Did you mean you want to look like what the sterotypical image of "white" Jesus is?

(think about the location of where they say Jesus was from...do you really think he was "white"?)

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#8505806 - 06/10/08 12:04 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

the sterotypical jesus. white, long brown hair, stylish beard.

this idea will probably sound stupid sober but it's tempting right now.

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#8505812 - 06/10/08 12:07 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Jesus is love and he is our lord and savior. The wages of sin are death. Those who do not accept Jesus as their lord and savior are doomed to heck. WAKE UP, praise Jesus because its the right thing to do if you don't want to go to heck. Gosh darnit Jesus died for all of you. He didn't even have to but he did.

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GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH :drooling:

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#8505839 - 06/10/08 12:20 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

that really offends me being a satan worshiper n all, were taught that for each sin we commit the more we will be rewarded :stoned:

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#8505843 - 06/10/08 12:24 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/02/21/arts/21JESU.html?ei=5007&en=4d732275d553f498&ex=1392786000&partner=USERLAND&pagewanted=all&position=

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