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OMFG TORNADOZ!
    #8496609 - 06/07/08 03:49 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Heh.

I'm at work at the airport here manning the cargo gate.  The Sheriff's Dept just came by and said they were closing the ramp to all non-essential traffic.  Looks like I won't be doing anything at all for the next 5 hours.

I hope I don't get sucked up into a funnel cloud though.  This building is pretty flimsy.

Oh, and I have like, 18 windows open at my house.  I'm going to come home to a disaster...


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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: OMFG TORNADOZ! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8496684 - 06/07/08 04:16 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

:haha:


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Re: OMFG TORNADOZ! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8496698 - 06/07/08 04:23 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Heh.

Wouldn't a tornado like.. blast open or break the windows anyway.. assuming it came close enough?

Best of luck!! :cheers:


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Re: OMFG TORNADOZ! [Re: Shroomism]
    #8496701 - 06/07/08 04:24 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, this building has glass on every side so you can see in all directions.

If a tornado comes, I will almost certainly die.

Oh well, I'm turning on the horse race.


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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: OMFG TORNADOZ! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8496726 - 06/07/08 04:34 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Duck and cover!!

Just think.. if you die.. you won't make it to NE.. and we can't have that now can we.


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Re: OMFG TORNADOZ! [Re: Shroomism]
    #8496736 - 06/07/08 04:39 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

But! If I die I won't have to clean up the mess that is surely awaiting me at my house.  Big puddles in the middle of my floor and a sopping wet couch and mattress?

Who wants to deal with that?

Tornado, TAKE ME NOW!


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: OMFG TORNADOZ! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8496752 - 06/07/08 04:45 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Psh.. all you need is a hammock and a laptop, and you're G2G


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Re: OMFG TORNADOZ! [Re: Shroomism]
    #8496757 - 06/07/08 04:47 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

and don't forget the shiny red shoes.


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Re: OMFG TORNADOZ! [Re: Ferris]
    #8496762 - 06/07/08 04:48 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Don't even joke.

Flying monkeez scare the bejeebus out of me.


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Re: OMFG TORNADOZ! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8496785 - 06/07/08 04:56 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Especially if they have wheels for feet


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Re: OMFG TORNADOZ! [Re: Shroomism]
    #8496789 - 06/07/08 04:58 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Somehow that makes them less frightening to me.

I always feel like a flying monkey could pick you up by your shoulders with it's monkey feet and carry you off to the Wicked Witches Lair.

With wheels?  Not so much.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

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Re: OMFG TORNADOZ! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8496811 - 06/07/08 05:04 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Heh, the wind speed thingy is going from 20 mph to 60 mph and then back again every couple of seconds and there are big chunks of hail coming down.

I am actually getting a bit nervous.


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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: OMFG TORNADOZ! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8496835 - 06/07/08 05:10 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I don't know man.. those monkeys in wizard of oz 2 freaked me the fuck out..

They had wheels AND they could fly by and grab you



I dunno.. maybe they just held the wheels


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Re: OMFG TORNADOZ! [Re: Shroomism]
    #8496838 - 06/07/08 05:12 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Wizard of Oz *2*?

What the fuck is that?

A sequel?

I had no idea...


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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: OMFG TORNADOZ! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8496842 - 06/07/08 05:15 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah.. Return to Oz.. it pretty much sucked from what I remember.. except for the flying monkeys.

I guess I got it confused.. there were Wheelers... and Flying Monkeys... two different things but equally as freaky.
Both minions of the wicked witch..

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WM0RFE3QGAU


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Re: OMFG TORNADOZ! [Re: Shroomism]
    #8496865 - 06/07/08 05:24 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Tell that tornado to kindly fuck off :crankey:


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Re: OMFG TORNADOZ! [Re: Shroomism]
    #8496884 - 06/07/08 05:30 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I'm only really familiar with that stuff from reading Tad Williams' Otherland series, which took place in a gigantic internet VR-type simulation made by some group of billionares, which contained a lot of realities spoofing stuff from the wizard of oz books.  Very trippy read, reccomended if you like either scifi or computers, and have the time to read like 2000 pages.  It definitely took some versatile writing to be able to change scenes as often as he did.


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Re: OMFG TORNADOZ! [Re: Ferris]
    #8496899 - 06/07/08 05:36 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

there is a tornado with a base half a mile wide tearing through south of chicago right now, my family back there is freekin out, but i think that theyre safe for now..


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Re: OMFG TORNADOZ! [Re: ZippoZ]
    #8496904 - 06/07/08 05:37 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, they had 5 or 10 on the ground just in Milwaukee County here.

This is a hell of a storm.

And like I said, all my windows are open at home and I'm stuck here for another 4 hours.

FUCK


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Re: OMFG TORNADOZ! [Re: ZippoZ]
    #8496920 - 06/07/08 05:42 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Holy shit.. half a mile wide.. I didn't even know tornados could get that big..

Hope you guys are safe


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