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jewunit
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I often lay in bed at night
#8408125 - 05/16/08 02:01 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Listening to music, preparing to sleep, when all of a sudden I have to piss. Then I lay around for another 45 minutes or so because I'm fat and lazy. I always hope sleep will come before I can't take it anymore, but it never happens. This is one such moment.
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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: jewunit]
#8408126 - 05/16/08 02:03 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Same thing for me, especially in the morning. Then I finally give in, go piss, but can't fall back asleep. Oh well, at least it gets me up at a reasonable time instead of letting me sleep in every day.
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jewunit
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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: Newbie]
#8408133 - 05/16/08 02:06 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Oh in the morning it's no problem. In fact I kind of like it. I enjoy the feeling of waking up far earlier than normal, stumbling around a little, maybe talk to someone if there happens to be another person up, stumble back to bed and peacefully fall back asleep. Seriously.
I give myself another 10 minutes before I run off to the urinal.
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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: Newbie]
#8408135 - 05/16/08 02:08 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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yea if i pee in the morning i ain't fallin' back sleep, especially not after a night of drinking.
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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: jewunit]
#8408137 - 05/16/08 02:09 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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why don't you just pee as the last thing before going to bed?
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jewunit
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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: StonedShroom]
#8408139 - 05/16/08 02:14 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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I usually do, but sometimes I get drunk and just stumble to bed. I rarely fall asleep without getting in a good 30-60 minutes of music listening though, regardless of my drunkness, so it creeps on me. Tonight I just simply forgot to pee because I was real tired at the time.
Razma: I downloaded 2 gigs of the Dead the other day because it was on freeleech (some box set.) I'm gonna listen to it and give them their true fair shot.
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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: jewunit]
#8408150 - 05/16/08 02:20 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Keep an empty bottle next to your bed. It will be your best friend in the middle of the night. Ya lazy bastard
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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: jewunit]
#8408156 - 05/16/08 02:26 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
jewunit said: I usually do, but sometimes I get drunk and just stumble to bed. I rarely fall asleep without getting in a good 30-60 minutes of music listening though, regardless of my drunkness, so it creeps on me. Tonight I just simply forgot to pee because I was real tired at the time.
that's why I love having a half-bath in my room.
Except if I have to, erm, unload.
then I go to the hall bathroom.
OMG I totally remembered something... the other night I was at my QT job and for some retarded reason I decided to eat some greasy pizza stick for dinner- which is bad enough itself, but I've been eating mostly all organic and nothing with artificial stuff, etc... needless to say it wasn't settling well and I had the farts from fucking hell. well, I was stocking some snacks which meant I had to go in the back room a few times to get the stock and return boxes, etc.
So every time I went in the back I fucking let 'er rip... the only other person there was up at the register, so I knew I was alone...
well, the night manager came in, but by then I was done stocking and I only had 10 min left of my shift so I was cool... but as I was clocking out I heard the night manager telling the other guy "I think there is a clogged drain or something from the bathrooms... the back room reeks"
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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: jewunit]
#8408215 - 05/16/08 03:24 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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My roomates fan is on fucking loud, I'm turning it down a notch whether he likes it or not
That or turn my music up
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hahaha im glad i got kicked outta da dormz
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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: Coaster]
#8408221 - 05/16/08 03:26 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think next year I'll get written up all three times because I'm not living in the dorms when I'm a junior even if it means being homeless
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i got written up 5x ahahahahahahahah and i had a gun and a knife and lots o dr00gz g00d fuckin times
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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: Coaster]
#8408238 - 05/16/08 03:32 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Man, forget getting icked out of the dorms, how are you not arrested?
Where did you stay at anywya?
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i stayed in C and i was totaly arrested rofl i was at teh campus station for a while then they transfered me to the jail it was a big ass building and luckily my cell had a window to c the city it was pretty sweet
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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: Coaster]
#8408242 - 05/16/08 03:38 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hah, that must;'ve been lame, campus security disgusts me at how nitpicky they are
I'm at H, Parkside is pretty cool, much cuttier palces to smoke anyway
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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: jewunit]
#8408245 - 05/16/08 03:39 AM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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i often lay in bed at night tenting the sheet,using a sock as a mitten and being generally quite messy
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