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I often lay in bed at night
    #8408125 - 05/16/08 02:01 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Listening to music, preparing to sleep, when all of a sudden I have to piss. Then I lay around for another 45 minutes or so because I'm fat and lazy. I always hope sleep will come before I can't take it anymore, but it never happens. This is one such moment.


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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: jewunit]
    #8408126 - 05/16/08 02:03 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Same thing for me, especially in the morning.  Then I finally give in, go piss, but can't fall back asleep.  :lol:  Oh well, at least it gets me up at a reasonable time instead of letting me sleep in every day.

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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: Newbie]
    #8408133 - 05/16/08 02:06 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Oh in the morning it's no problem. In fact I kind of like it. I enjoy the feeling of waking up far earlier than normal, stumbling around a little, maybe talk to someone if there happens to be another person up, stumble back to bed and peacefully fall back asleep. Seriously.

I give myself another 10 minutes before I run off to the urinal.


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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: Newbie]
    #8408135 - 05/16/08 02:08 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

yea if i pee in the morning i ain't fallin' back sleep, especially not after a night of drinking.


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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: jewunit]
    #8408137 - 05/16/08 02:09 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

why don't you just pee as the last thing before going to bed?


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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: StonedShroom]
    #8408139 - 05/16/08 02:14 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I usually do, but sometimes I get drunk and just stumble to bed. I rarely fall asleep without getting in a good 30-60 minutes of music listening though, regardless of my drunkness, so it creeps on me. Tonight I just simply forgot to pee because I was real tired at the time.

Razma: I downloaded 2 gigs of the Dead the other day because it was on freeleech (some box set.) I'm gonna listen to it and give them their true fair shot.


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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: jewunit]
    #8408150 - 05/16/08 02:20 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Keep an empty bottle next to your bed. It will be your best friend in the middle of the night. Ya lazy bastard :laugh:

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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: jewunit]
    #8408156 - 05/16/08 02:26 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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I usually do, but sometimes I get drunk and just stumble to bed. I rarely fall asleep without getting in a good 30-60 minutes of music listening though, regardless of my drunkness, so it creeps on me. Tonight I just simply forgot to pee because I was real tired at the time.





that's why I love having a half-bath in my room.

Except if I have to, erm, unload.

then I go to the hall bathroom.

OMG I totally remembered something... the other night I was at my QT job and for some retarded reason I decided to eat some greasy pizza stick for dinner- which is bad enough itself, but I've been eating mostly all organic and nothing with artificial stuff, etc... needless to say it wasn't settling well and I had the farts from fucking hell. well, I was stocking some snacks which meant I had to go in the back room a few times to get the stock and return boxes, etc.

So every time I went in the back I fucking let 'er rip... the only other person there was up at the register, so I knew I was alone...

well, the night manager came in, but by then I was done stocking and I only had 10 min left of my shift so I was cool... but as I was clocking out I heard the night manager telling the other guy "I think there is a clogged drain or something from the bathrooms... the back room reeks"


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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: jewunit]
    #8408215 - 05/16/08 03:24 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

My roomates fan is on fucking loud, I'm turning it down a notch whether he likes it or not

That or turn my music up


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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #8408219 - 05/16/08 03:25 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

hahaha im glad i got kicked outta da dormz


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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: Coaster]
    #8408221 - 05/16/08 03:26 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I think next year I'll get written up all three times because I'm not living in the dorms when I'm a junior even if it means being homeless


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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #8408230 - 05/16/08 03:30 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

i got written up 5x ahahahahahahahah
and i had a gun and a knife
and lots o dr00gz
g00d fuckin times


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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: Coaster]
    #8408238 - 05/16/08 03:32 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Man, forget getting icked out of the dorms, how are you not arrested?

Where did you stay at anywya?


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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #8408240 - 05/16/08 03:37 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

i stayed in C
and i was totaly arrested rofl
i was at teh campus station for a while
then they transfered me to the jail
it was a big ass building
and luckily my cell had a window to c the city
it was pretty sweet


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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: Coaster]
    #8408242 - 05/16/08 03:38 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Hah, that must;'ve been lame, campus security disgusts me at how nitpicky they are

I'm at H, Parkside is pretty cool, much cuttier palces to smoke anyway


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Re: I often lay in bed at night [Re: jewunit]
    #8408245 - 05/16/08 03:39 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

i often lay in bed at night tenting the sheet,using a sock as a mitten and being generally quite messy


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