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Jalruza
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Jesus
#8404499 - 05/15/08 08:56 AM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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I kid you not but i have come into contact (telepathicly) with two beings who claim to be Jesus.
The problem is, only one of them, (if at all) is good old Jesus.
Help me figure out which one!
Once claims to be super ascended super enlightened celestial super being who is good in all of its retrospects.
Other one claims to be bad ass, evil, master boss of all demons and evils in the universe. Who was born king of the jews but truned to the dark side later on.
Which ones the real Jesus???????????????
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WakeboardrB
Pepe Silvia



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Re: Jesus [Re: Jalruza]
#8404502 - 05/15/08 08:57 AM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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You stopped taking your meds again didn't you?
-------------------- Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.
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ShroomMan420
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Re: Jesus [Re: Jalruza]
#8404504 - 05/15/08 08:57 AM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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Bad. Prince of demons.
-------------------- I am excited for my thoughts to become positive and of lifeful things instead of negative and suicidal things - Oceanshore23Forest
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Lion
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Re: Jesus [Re: Jalruza]
#8404507 - 05/15/08 08:58 AM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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Sounds like two sides of the same coin! 
-------------------- “Strengthened by contemplation and study, I will not fear my passions like a coward. My body I will give to pleasures, to diversions that I’ve dreamed of, to the most daring erotic desires, to the lustful impulses of my blood, without any fear at all, for whenever I will— and I will have the will, strengthened as I’ll be with contemplation and study— at the crucial moments I’ll recover my spirit as was before: ascetic.”
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Jalruza
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Re: Jesus [Re: Lion]
#8404512 - 05/15/08 09:00 AM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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I donno about that Lion.
All i can tell you is TIME is my ally.
ALL SHALL BE REVEALED BY 2012
-------------------- Time keeps ticking and running away And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension Too cool to mention well that's the intention But some of us too dame blind to see Jesus is the King Volume I Jesus is the King Volume II Shroomery MSN club I'm talking to aliens! Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras Hilary Duff!!
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WakeboardrB
Pepe Silvia



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Re: Jesus [Re: Jalruza]
#8404518 - 05/15/08 09:03 AM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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And what are you going to do when nothing happens on 2012? Are you going to apologize to everyone for wasting their time?
-------------------- Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: Jesus [Re: Jalruza]
#8404546 - 05/15/08 09:11 AM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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Wrong forum.
-------------------- Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man. For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire. Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it. ~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
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Ferris
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Re: Jesus [Re: Jalruza]
#8404556 - 05/15/08 09:15 AM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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Quote:
Jalruza said: I kid you not but i have come into contact (telepathicly) with two beings who claim to be Jesus.
The problem is, only one of them, (if at all) is good old Jesus.
Help me figure out which one!
Once claims to be super ascended super enlightened celestial super being who is good in all of its retrospects.
Other one claims to be bad ass, evil, master boss of all demons and evils in the universe. Who was born king of the jews but truned to the dark side later on.
Which ones the real Jesus???????????????
Actually it was just me. I spend most of my time playing practical jokes on other telepaths.
-------------------- Discuss Politics
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JusListen
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ShroomMan420 said: Bad. Prince of demons.
yep.
do you hear these voices in your home or what? only when you trip?
I'd smudge the house!
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Re: Jesus [Re: Ferris]
#8404566 - 05/15/08 09:19 AM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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Ferris said: I spend most of my time playing practical jokes on other telepaths.
you bastard... all this time and you were just fucking around I'll never accept another incoming wave from you again, unless it's important and you send it with the 911 code that isnt 911
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Jalruza
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Juslisten all i can tell you is that i had a wild ride during the last 12 months. Fucking NUTS im telling you dude.
I REALLY need to separate the truth from lie right now. Then im gonna be one no limit nigga.
Fucking oath mate, FUCKING OATH
-------------------- Time keeps ticking and running away And It's taking us fast to a brand new free dimension Too cool to mention well that's the intention But some of us too dame blind to see Jesus is the King Volume I Jesus is the King Volume II Shroomery MSN club I'm talking to aliens! Volcano Vap and Brain Chakras Hilary Duff!!
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Ferris
PsychedelicJourneyman



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Re: Jesus [Re: Jalruza]
#8404578 - 05/15/08 09:23 AM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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I will tell no lies.
-------------------- Discuss Politics
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BrnDubies
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Re: Jesus [Re: Jalruza]
#8404581 - 05/15/08 09:24 AM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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Sounds like you were contacted by Darth Vader. He was born king of the Jews, right?
-------------------- the pain of war can not exceed the woe of aftermath
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Re: Jesus [Re: Jalruza]
#8404586 - 05/15/08 09:26 AM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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Jalruza said: Fucking NUTS im.
*I am
and no one disagrees with that
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Prisoner#1
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BrnDubies said: Sounds like you were contacted by Darth Vader. He was born king of the Jews, right?
check for yourself
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creekfreek
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I knew it was you as soon as I saw the title.
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niteowl
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Quote:
WakeboardrB said: You stopped taking your meds again didn't you?
-------------------- Live for the moment you are in nowDon't be bogged down by your pastDon't be afraid of what lies in your future
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PilzeEssen


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Re: Jesus [Re: Jalruza]
#8404741 - 05/15/08 10:15 AM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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Quote:
Jalruza said: I kid you not but i have come into contact (telepathicly) with two beings who claim to be Jesus.
The problem is, only one of them, (if at all) is good old Jesus.
Help me figure out which one!
Once claims to be super ascended super enlightened celestial super being who is good in all of its retrospects.
Other one claims to be bad ass, evil, master boss of all demons and evils in the universe. Who was born king of the jews but truned to the dark side later on.
Which ones the real Jesus???????????????
youre leading me to believe youre schizophrenic.
-------------------- "The soul has greater need of the ideal than of the real. It is by the real that we exist, it is by the ideal that we live." If you want to get a hold of me, my email address is in my profile. Just click on my screen name. I got banned from using private messages cause I didn't follow the rules...
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blewmeanie




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Bridgeburner
Not spiritual at all.




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Re: Jesus [Re: niteowl]
#8404750 - 05/15/08 10:17 AM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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everyone is joking around while forgetting that darth vader was a real person.
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