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OfflineZefiron
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make urself puke
    #8392506 - 05/12/08 12:14 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

lol so i just ate a hot dog and some cheese fries and im eating an eighth in about an hour, i kinda want an empty stomach for full absorbtion, i know i can stick my finger down my throat but it never worked for me
any bright ideas ahahahaha


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Re: make urself puke [Re: Zefiron]
    #8392543 - 05/12/08 12:24 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Don't make yourself puke.

If you really want to though, maybe you could take a huge shit and then sniff it while you simultaneously stick your fingers down your throat.

Not the best way to start your day


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Re: make urself puke [Re: sam420]
    #8392823 - 05/12/08 01:46 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You don't wanna burn the inside of your throat with your stomach acid, simply not worth it.


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Re: make urself puke [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #8392846 - 05/12/08 01:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Ipecac.

Do it.


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Re: make urself puke [Re: astronaut]
    #8392899 - 05/12/08 02:02 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

just dont swallow the mushies. Chew em for like 20 minutes.


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Re: make urself puke [Re: highc]
    #8392926 - 05/12/08 02:07 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

hahahahahah all hillarious. I don't enjoy chewing shrooms for 20 minutes they're not exactly made like boxxes of chocolates u know. I like to chew a stem as quick as i can, and chase it with water. prolly not the best way, but whatever


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Re: make urself puke [Re: Zefiron]
    #8392936 - 05/12/08 02:11 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

mask the taste in your mouth.


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Re: make urself puke [Re: astronaut]
    #8392952 - 05/12/08 02:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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astronaut said:
Ipecac.

Do it.






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Re: make urself puke [Re: circularvortex]
    #8392987 - 05/12/08 02:23 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

If you really want to puke swallow a TBS of hydrogen peroxide or salt youll barf in seconds, thats what Id do with a dog that ate something so I assume it wont hurt you...ipecec is better but you prolly aint got it on hand...and if you drink a glass of water first to mix up your stomach contents it wont burn as bad and you will have something to puke up and wont dry heave which makes your throat hurt...


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Re: make urself puke [Re: circularvortex]
    #8392999 - 05/12/08 02:26 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

damnnn that's nasty. And intense.


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Re: make urself puke [Re: spanky43]
    #8393033 - 05/12/08 02:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i use hydrogen peroxide as mouthwash, i swallow it all the time... and i use salt and baking soda as toothpaste?

why would that make someone barf?

if you want you can make me take the physical challenge and i'll go try it right now.


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Re: make urself puke [Re: spanky43]
    #8393041 - 05/12/08 02:41 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I was trying to make myself puke once during an intense Peruvian torch come-up. Didn't work : /


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Re: make urself puke [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #8393084 - 05/12/08 02:49 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Thats crazy. Don't do it.

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Re: make urself puke [Re: truthforall]
    #8393100 - 05/12/08 02:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

make some ayahuasca.


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Re: make urself puke [Re: highc]
    #8393198 - 05/12/08 03:32 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

activated charcoal or empty a salt shaker into a glass fill with water then chug...youll rahlf not doubts about it. ive made money off people trying

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Re: make urself puke *DELETED* [Re: Zefiron]
    #8393637 - 05/12/08 05:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Post deleted by Amelia

Reason for deletion: paranoia, paranoia everybody's comin' to get me.


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Re: make urself puke [Re: Amelia]
    #8393699 - 05/12/08 06:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Activated charcoal doesn't make you vomit, does it? My understanding was that it pretty much absorbs all unsaturated chemicals / molecular matter in your digestive tract, making it useful for avoiding the metabolism of toxins, or flushing out gastrointestinal infections. I've never heard of it causing people to vomit.


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Re: make urself puke [Re: circularvortex]
    #8393705 - 05/12/08 06:10 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Quote:

astronaut said:
Ipecac.

Do it.









sad but thats the funniest thing i've seen in a long time.  :rofl2:

if you use your finger you have to leave it there untill you puke it's nasty cuz it gets all over your hand use something like a toothbursh.


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Re: make urself puke [Re: Harlequin420]
    #8393720 - 05/12/08 06:19 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

my dad used to be a sailor in his young years and he told me that whenever anyone would get sea-sick, the best thing to do is tie a chunk of bacon (maybe half a cubic inch) to a string, swallow it, and use the string to bring it back up very slowly... and take it from me... it works like a charm...


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Re: make urself puke [Re: Harlequin420]
    #8393763 - 05/12/08 06:30 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You're welcome

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...and to top it of a little story. This guy was eating out his girlfriends vagina and he was chewing gum at the same time when all of a sudden he noticed something tough in the gum. He didn't think much of it so he just bit down on it and it popped and he could feel and taste fluid coming out of it...he had bitten a chunk of herpes that got into the gum.

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