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g00ru
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probation question
#8193032 - 03/25/08 06:45 PM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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So as i mentioned in an earlier thread my friend is on probation. He got his sentence yesterday and its 6 months reporting and another 6 months non reporting. Obviously he doesn't wanna stop smoking weed, so he asked me to post on here aking if any of you guys were on probation and smoked, and basically how did you pull that off?
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Re: probation question [Re: g00ru]
#8193051 - 03/25/08 06:49 PM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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Does his probation officer watch him take a piss for the test? They sell dehydrated urine on websites to pass drug tests.
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Re: probation question [Re: g00ru]
#8193054 - 03/25/08 06:49 PM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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I was on prob with the feds for a year. Once I may have cheated using a homemade whizzinator, made from an IV bag with the tube taped to the underside of my penis. The rest of the times I may have just loaded up on b12 and creatine the night before a test, and then the day of, drank 1.25 gallons of gatorade and water, one bottle water, followed by a gatorade, dosing again with b12 and creatine to keep urine yellow and creatine levels up, and making sure I had to piss like crazy when I got there. This also may have worked even a time when I may have smoked less than 24 hours before a test. I may have only smoked occasionally though, max 3-4 times a week at times, maybe.
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Re: probation question [Re: g00ru]
#8193062 - 03/25/08 06:50 PM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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Don't risk it, I'm on probation and the hassle of getting clean in time for a test isn't worth it. Just stick to drugs which are out of your system in a couple days (alcohol, cocaine, etc.). Also, if he stops, think of how much higher he'll get after a massive tolerance break.
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Re: probation question [Re: g00ru]
#8193068 - 03/25/08 06:52 PM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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http://www.urineluck.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=QFIX And http://www.whizzinator.com/ I wouldnt trust any other way. The piss is premixed and multisexed, comes with a heat pad and a temp strip and the wizzinator looks just like a real penis. Cant go wrong with that combo. Good luck.
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Re: probation question [Re: g00ru]
#8193078 - 03/25/08 06:53 PM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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i remember when my friend was on probation and they would piss test him. and i wasn't smoking at the time so... i pissed in a bottle for him, and he taped it to his leg.
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Quote:
DragonChaser said:
The rest of the times I may have just loaded up on b12 and creatine the night before a test, and then the day of, drank 1.25 gallons of gatorade and water, one bottle water, followed by a gatorade, dosing again with b12 and creatine to keep urine yellow and creatine levels up
Be careful, dude, water toxicity is real, and those are toxic levels.
OP's friend needs to stop smoking for six month.s
Did he get a Continued Without A Finding?
If so, keeping it off his record is way more important than getting high.
It's time to grow up.
EDIT:
It's not worth having to worry about losing your freedom (or ending up with more often random drug screenings for a LOT longer) and your job prospect (If it's a felony, it's tough to get work. And you don't get a gun, and you can't vote)
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Edited by Kid_Orgo (03/25/08 06:55 PM)
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Re: probation question [Re: Kid_Orgo]
#8193140 - 03/25/08 07:07 PM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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Quote:
Kid_Orgo said:
Be careful, dude, water toxicity is real, and those are toxic levels.
Definitely. After consuming that much water/gatorade you start getting a little woozy, but the gatorade always helped me.
I have to agree though, its better to just forego it for the next couple months. If I could go back and redo probation I would, but back then I was such a pothead, and so incredibly angry at the man for infringing on my personal rights as a human being, I just had to smoke, for my own sake and my own personal 'fuck you' to the man.
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Re: probation question [Re: eligal]
#8193178 - 03/25/08 07:13 PM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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not worth it to smoke while on probation if you are gonna get drug tested :S
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Re: probation question [Re: eligal]
#8193180 - 03/25/08 07:13 PM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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Thanks for the info.
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Re: probation question [Re: g00ru]
#8194103 - 03/25/08 10:06 PM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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Is it Random UA? If so, what i did was check how much time i was given between each meeting...if i had four weeks until the next meeting, i would smoke for only one week and have 3 weeks of sobriety, but i am a little dude so theres a lot of factors that come into play. If i was only given three weeks until the next meeting, i wouldn't risk it.
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Re: probation question [Re: g00ru]
#8194261 - 03/25/08 10:31 PM (16 years, 7 days ago) |
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I have a friend that swears by the wizzinator(sp?). I may have to borrow it from him later.
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