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InvisibledeCypher
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Favorite Quotes from Trip Reports
    #8085820 - 02/29/08 11:33 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

So I just came across one of the best quotes that I've ever read from a trip report (needless to say, it was a Datura trip report :P) and felt compelled to share. What other good quotes have you guys seen?

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I was able to handle myself well under full datura disorentation, I knew how to handle walking, i knew who was real and who wasnt. At one point though I was taking a stronger dose then I usualy did, and i was talking to this man (he wasnt real, I just knew it) and i had figured out that I could stick my hands though anyone who wasnt real, and this man put down the pipe that he was smoking on my bed stand and said to me so you know that i am not real? and i turned to him and nodded, then he reached over and stuck his hand right through me. this completly destroyed all sense i had of reality at that point and i spent the next two days sure of that fact that i was the only not real person out there.




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Re: Favorite Quotes from Trip Reports [Re: deCypher]
    #8086736 - 02/29/08 03:48 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Not a quote, an entire trip report, it is by far the funniest report I have ever read and is full of memorable lines, check it out.

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=24310

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Re: Favorite Quotes from Trip Reports [Re: Foop]
    #8086811 - 02/29/08 04:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Foop said:
Not a quote, an entire trip report, it is by far the funniest report I have ever read and is full of memorable lines, check it out.

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=24310




That was money... great link.

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Re: Favorite Quotes from Trip Reports [Re: DyeGreen]
    #8086840 - 02/29/08 04:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i always share this 1 to people who say datura is pure evil
cuz if u can get the right dose its dope
just like the OP quote this 1 is equally as dope

"Superman came back to my room dragging a large cross. He talked to me as he proceded to crucify himself. When he was completely hung up on the cross, he started to become very disfigured. He then exploded into ashes. I was horrified. What had happened to my friend? I gathered the ashes up in a dustpan and took them to the kitchen sink. I dumped the ashes into the sink and ran water on them. A new superman grew up right out of my sink. He thanked me for bringing him to life, and hasily left."


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Re: Favorite Quotes from Trip Reports [Re: Coaster]
    #8086856 - 02/29/08 04:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Datura trip reports are always good for a laugh.

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Re: Favorite Quotes from Trip Reports [Re: Entropymancer]
    #8086858 - 02/29/08 04:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Well, except for that German kid who cut his dick off with gardening shears while he was off his rocker on datura.

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Re: Favorite Quotes from Trip Reports [Re: Entropymancer]
    #8086873 - 02/29/08 04:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

those germans do those things whether or not they are daturaing lol


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Re: Favorite Quotes from Trip Reports [Re: Coaster]
    #8087095 - 02/29/08 05:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Coaster said:
those germans do those things whether or not they are daturaing lol




qft lol


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Re: Favorite Quotes from Trip Reports [Re: g00ru]
    #8087248 - 02/29/08 05:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

"I spent the next four hours alone, vomiting, shivering and firmly under the assumption that I was a piece of black paper cut into a silhouette of a person with red and yellow LEDs running around the perimeter."

ahahaha!!!


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Re: Favorite Quotes from Trip Reports [Re: g00ru]
    #8087261 - 02/29/08 06:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Ill pull a couple juicy quotes from that trip report for everyones viewing pleasure, can be a bit long.
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I was an impressionable kid, and I was made leery of drugs at a young age. My fourth-grade teacher was an unkempt hippie who wore shirts with yellow pit stains and stored bits of lunch in his formidable beard. Once he told our class how two of his friends tried some magic mushrooms and keeled over right there, in some English meadow. Now, imagine your teacher telling you that when you're nine years old. It was some cold shit, I assure you. I was scared straight before my time. (Note of context: I saw Dark Crystal that same year and soiled my pants right in the theater.)





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Getting the drugs wasn't a problem. I had a pretty good idea which friends and co-workers could hook me up with what. I put out the call, and during the next week, nondescript envelopes appeared in discreet areas of my desk like four visits from the drug fairy. Only Bob Dole's little blue friend proved elusive. Online Viagra vendors were too expensive, and borrowing from someone's prescription wasn't an option: because my co-workers are women in the 25-30 age bracket, they aren't exactly in the prime demographic for erectile dysfunction. I finally turned to Craigslist, an infamous online bulletin board where one can obtain 'a slippery hand job, no questions asked,' from a bored stay-at-home mom as easily as one can acquire a used Thighmaster.




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As expected, intercourse went on for ages. I could have lasted all night, but at just over two-and-a-quarter hours, a chafed, tired and slightly dazed Erica called time. I pulled out and she jerked me off over her boobs. The orgasm was amazing and powerful. I came a lot. A whole lot. Like, something reminiscent of Peter 'Two Quarts' North. Erica and I looked at each other aghast as a bovine volume of come showered the general vicinity. We started cracking up before I was done. I stopped laughing when the usual refractory period didn't follow — my erection simply wouldn't go away. After twenty minutes, I became concerned. I needed to pee. Badly. Ten minutes later, my erection deflated just enough to allow a painful, wildly imprecise squirt. After that, I returned to a semi-dormant state.





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Feeling a bit James Spaderesque, I chopped out a big line on Erica's tanned, flat stomach, rolled up a dollar bill and snorted away




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Doing gak in front of her was like handcuffing Betty Ford to a case of Crown Royal.



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Re: Favorite Quotes from Trip Reports [Re: Foop]
    #8089625 - 03/01/08 12:26 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

IMO, drugs = usually a good read. drugs + good writing = I could be entertained for hours.


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