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Anonymous #1

Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers!
    #8028785 - 02/15/08 07:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

[gradient:#960303,#]Well, i been thinking....... um, whats the easiest, most painless way to, um......commit suicide??[/gradient]

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Anonymous #2

Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8028830 - 02/15/08 07:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Heroin OD :syringe:  :drooling:  :dead:

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Anonymous #3

Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8028852 - 02/15/08 07:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

you best be careful and go read the TOU  :smile: 


and dont kill yerself suffer along with the rest of us :frown:

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Anonymous #1

Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8028853 - 02/15/08 07:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

um............no. very small budget, have knives, rope, lighters, electricity.........yah no. =me no have

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Anonymous #4

Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8029682 - 02/15/08 11:42 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Heroin OD :syringe:  :drooling:  :dead:




An alternative is cyanide.

No feeling, 10 seconds and you're gone. Tastes like sugar and you only need a tiny bit (but make sure you get the right amount, about 15mg, as if you have more than 20mg, it may be painful swallowing, and less than 10mg and you may not die. Put it in Kool-Aid.)

Heroin would likely be my way though... since heroin isn't as hard to find as cyanide.

My only problem, with heroin, is that I don't like needles. :frown:

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Anonymous #4

Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8029687 - 02/15/08 11:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

BTW, with heroin, you would fell hella good going out.

Just make sure no one finds you while you're ODing, because although you won't feel it, you may convulse and shit and they *can* revive you if you haven't shot that much.

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Anonymous #5

Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8029809 - 02/16/08 12:34 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

PLEASE don't be a pussy!

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Anonymous #6

Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #8029819 - 02/16/08 12:37 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

eat rat poison, or eat a bunch of lye/drain cleaner, or eat a ton of tylenol/advil/acetometephen, should kill you pretty quickly. happy dying! :smile:

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Anonymous #7

Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8030116 - 02/16/08 04:16 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Well if you want to off yourself on a budget I'd go with a rented helium tank piped to a plastic bag over your head. Your last words can be adorable Chipmunk Christmas songs.

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Anonymous #8

Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #8030237 - 02/16/08 06:12 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

id recommend living but sucking in water like a breath is peaceful

just swim down deep and breathe in hard through the mouth

its the struggle to live that hurts when drowning

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Anonymous #9

Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #8030250 - 02/16/08 06:27 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

My personal view is that if we cop out and commit suicide that we have to do all this shit over again. THERE IS NO ESCAPE. So since you are already a good portion thru this life might as well finish it.

Maybe you'll get lucky and get hit by a bus tomorrow, then you won't have to suffer the repercussions of committing suicide.

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Anonymous #10

Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #8030255 - 02/16/08 06:32 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
My personal view is that if we cop out and commit suicide that we have to do all this shit over again.  THERE IS NO ESCAPE.  So since you are already a good portion thru this life might as well finish it.

Maybe you'll get lucky and get hit by a bus tomorrow, then you won't have to suffer the repercussions of committing suicide.



Good advice


I would give you +5, but if I gave you +5, I would have to give all the anonymous's +5, and thats not something I can live with.:crankey:

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Anonymous #9

Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #8030259 - 02/16/08 06:34 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Just my luck.

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Anonymous #11

Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #8030606 - 02/16/08 09:38 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

don't kill yourself you dumb shit, i have had two good friends of mine kill themselves and it tore their families apart. Shit y don't you fucking deal with your problems and go see a psych doctor or somethin, life is too precious to throw away that fast.
but if you want to take a pussies way out you're gonna miss out on the greatest visceral experiance of all; life

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Anonymous #12

Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #8031602 - 02/16/08 04:00 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
My personal view is that if we cop out and commit suicide that we have to do all this shit over again.  THERE IS NO ESCAPE.  So since you are already a good portion thru this life might as well finish it.



I thought I was the only one that thought this  :oogle:

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Anonymous #13

Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #8032510 - 02/16/08 08:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

go out in a blaze of glory. start raping the hottest bitches you can find, rob a bank and go down in a haze of bullets as the cops gun your shit down.

or go skydiving and dont wear a parachute.

it would be nice to fall to earth and then SHABLAM!

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Anonymous #14

Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #8033185 - 02/16/08 11:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

you can kill yourself anytime you want, might as well try to live and enjoy life

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Anonymous #15

Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #8033323 - 02/17/08 12:28 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

well.. if i had to, and i wouldn't, i'd probably get a tank of nitrous and strap it to my face and go out laughing hysterically

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Anonymous #16

Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #8034749 - 02/17/08 01:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Plastic bag taped around your neck sir.
Inflate it so you don't feel out of breath and when you run out of oxygen you quietly pass out.
Make sure you do it laying down so you don't accidentally rip the bag.

Better luck next time, enjoy the afterlife.

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Anonymous #17

Re: Um..........this is kinda serious. give REAL answers! [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #8034896 - 02/17/08 02:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
go out in a blaze of glory. start raping the hottest bitches you can find, rob a bank and go down in a haze of bullets as the cops gun your shit down.

or go skydiving and dont wear a parachute.

it would be nice to fall to earth and then SHABLAM!



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