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Anonymous #1
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 What would you do if you had microscopic genitals? 
#8026750 - 02/15/08 11:02 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Like everytime you have sex your gf says "is it in yet"?
Most "men" with this syndrome join a police department and make peoples life miserable over recreational drugs.
It's a great way to compensate having a very small penis, pick on people minding their own business, it makes you feel real big.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: What would you do if you had microscopic genitals? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8026786 - 02/15/08 11:13 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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female cops have bigger clits than their male colleagues
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Anonymous #3
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Re: What would you do if you had microscopic genitals? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8026788 - 02/15/08 11:13 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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You made this topic because you have a small unit. Just go get your shit box dry smashed.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What would you do if you had microscopic genitals? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#8026811 - 02/15/08 11:18 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
You made this topic because you have a small unit. Just go get your shit box dry smashed.
says: 
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Anonymous #4
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Re: What would you do if you had microscopic genitals? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8026816 - 02/15/08 11:19 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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<insert pic of tinyswang here>
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Anonymous #5
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Re: What would you do if you had microscopic genitals? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8026821 - 02/15/08 11:19 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Police officers are fucking peices of shit.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What would you do if you had microscopic genitals? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8026868 - 02/15/08 11:28 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
Like everytime you have sex your gf says "is it in yet"?
Most "men" with this syndrome join a police department and make peoples life miserable over recreational drugs.
It's a great way to compensate having a very small penis, pick on people minding their own business, it makes you feel real big.
OK, we've been "exposed" so to speak.
Yes we lie about drugs to the public, but we have to keep drugs illegal so we can make ourselves feel big by ruining peoples lives with our corrupt power.
You don't understand what it's like to have a small penis, sure we feel guilty after ruining peoples lives over some stupid plant. Sure we feel guilty after kicking an innocent persons door in and pointing a gun at an innocent persons head, but it's the only way we can feel big after taking a shower and having to look at our own tiny member.
We could have surgery to "enhance" our members, but skin only streches so far, and even after the skin has been streched the member is still small.
On behalf of narcotics officers everywhere, we apologize for bullying you innocent people because we have a tiny penis.
Unfortunately, we will continue to bully you innocents for the time being, until surgery can correct our "shortcomings".
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Anonymous #3
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Re: What would you do if you had microscopic genitals? [Re: Anonymous #5]
#8026869 - 02/15/08 11:28 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
Police officers are fucking peices of shit.
No wonder we have so many cops....
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Anonymous #2
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Re: What would you do if you had microscopic genitals? [Re: Anonymous #5]
#8026897 - 02/15/08 11:32 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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you know by the way these pigs act and how brutal and cowardly they are i can honestly say that they definately would have the mentality and the egos to come on a board and defend themselves against strangers so...
DIE YOU FUCKING PIGS DIE A FUCKING LOT WE HATE YOU ALL WITH A VENGEANCE:D
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Anonymous #6
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Re: What would you do if you had microscopic genitals? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8026990 - 02/15/08 11:50 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
It's a great way to compensate having a very small penis, pick on people minding their own business, it makes you feel real big.
Why are you picking on people with a small penis? What insecurities are you hiding?
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What would you do if you had microscopic genitals? [Re: Anonymous #6]
#8027054 - 02/15/08 12:14 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have many insecurities, but I don't ruin peoples lives because of my hang ups.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: What would you do if you had microscopic genitals? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8028306 - 02/15/08 05:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
I have many insecurities, but I don't ruin peoples lives because of my hang ups.
This thread is ruining the lives of evryone with microscopic genitalia.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: What would you do if you had microscopic genitals? [Re: Anonymous #7]
#8028404 - 02/15/08 05:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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This whole forum sucks.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What would you do if you had microscopic genitals? [Re: Anonymous #4]
#8028447 - 02/15/08 05:59 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
This whole forum sucks.
Don't get offended, stick around and learn about how drug laws and assholes with authority ruin the lives of innocent people.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: What would you do if you had microscopic genitals? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8031253 - 02/16/08 01:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have two cousins that are cops. They are brother and sister. Their brother in law just got accepted to cop school. I disliked them before they were cops, and I am sure they will perform well as cops. Ugh.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: What would you do if you had microscopic genitals? [Re: Anonymous #8]
#8031577 - 02/16/08 03:52 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Microscopis genitals is rough man... not that I have 'em. But damn, ive actualy seen a couple pics i think, including some micros at the gym. I can't even begin to imagine what that would do to my psyche.
I'd probably turn myself into a woman.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: What would you do if you had microscopic genitals? [Re: Anonymous #9]
#8031642 - 02/16/08 04:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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If I had a microscopic dick I'd slip it on a slide, leave off the cover plate, dial that bitch up to 100x and gently probe my way to orgasm.
Being able to watch those little guys swim out of my urethra would probably be unsettling though.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: What would you do if you had microscopic genitals? [Re: Anonymous #10]
#8033959 - 02/17/08 08:24 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I LOL at retards who say 'fuck police' and all that crap.
I love police, they keep my house from being burned down and my head from being caved in every night 
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Anonymous #12
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Re: What would you do if you had microscopic genitals? [Re: Anonymous #11]
#8034769 - 02/17/08 01:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would have intercourse with a humming bird. Those little buggers beat their wings like 40 times a second!
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Anonymous #2
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Re: What would you do if you had microscopic genitals? [Re: Anonymous #11]
#8036595 - 02/18/08 03:28 AM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
I LOL at retards who say 'fuck police' and all that crap.
I love police, they keep my house from being burned down and my head from being caved in every night
i laugh at fucking spastics like you who cant tell the difference between pigs and firefighters
'keep your head from being bashed in'
pigs are fucking reactionaries to crime,they dont stop it,maybe get in its way if youre lucky but no,they react after the crime is commited you fucking pigloving goose
die off duty at a family picnic or something cool like that you fucking pig coward:D
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