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hummermania00
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Found an Ounce of Bud
#7965929 - 02/01/08 05:47 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Last June, I found an ounce of bud. It was lying on the ground in a parking lot. It was in a plastic zip lock and then placed in a paper bag. This parking lot is for company vehicles, and employees put their lunches in pickup trucks while eating in the cafeteria. It is in a remote area so there is lots of wildlife. The foxes have made a career of stealing the paper bag lunches of unsuspecting workers who leave a window open. So a fox stole the bag out of a knapsack and ripped it open, exposing an ounce of weed. Apparently, the weed did not appeal to the fox so he left it on the ground. I still have the weed cause I don't smoke. (And I won't be posting pics) Interesting story, but the dilemma is: what to do with the bud?
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Vanguard
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brownies...
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Bake some treats and share the love with all your friends here at the Shroomery!:)
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weephar
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Re: Found an Ounce of Bud [Re: Vanguard]
#7965948 - 02/01/08 05:52 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Oh man, u r lucky...I wish I could have a ground score like that!
Though, what i have you been doin with it for 7 months...did you jsut remember it or something? You got to be able to find someone to take it off your hands...
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hummermania00
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Re: Found an Ounce of Bud [Re: weephar]
#7965988 - 02/01/08 06:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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weephar said: Oh man, u r lucky...I wish I could have a ground score like that!
Though, what i have you been doin with it for 7 months...did you jsut remember it or something? You got to be able to find someone to take it off your hands...
I would like that but I'm not going to take out a freaking ad in the paper, and I am not chummy with the smokers.
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Re: Found an Ounce of Bud [Re: weephar]
#7965996 - 02/01/08 06:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was once offered an ounce of home grown for free and turned it down, I never thought that weed could suck so much that you could turn down a free big bag of it but now I know that it is possible.
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hummermania00
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PeterGriffin467 said: I was once offered an ounce of home grown for free and turned it down, I never thought that weed could suck so much that you could turn down a free big bag of it but now I know that it is possible.
If someone had told me 30 years ago: "One day you will have an ounce of weed that won't even be able to give away" I would have thought him a madman.
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Sell Your Soul
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I'll give you my shipping address.
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PeterGriffin467
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hummermania00 said:
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PeterGriffin467 said: I was once offered an ounce of home grown for free and turned it down, I never thought that weed could suck so much that you could turn down a free big bag of it but now I know that it is possible.
If someone had told me 30 years ago: "One day you will have an ounce of weed that won't even be able to give away" I would have thought him a madman.
Haha yea I know right? The shit was huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge buds not all stringy and shit like you would think but it just had barely any crystals and zero high even after like 10 big bong hits. I thought about taking it and selling it but then I thought about how the poor shmuck who bought it would feel and decided that would be shitty.
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hummermania00
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andyistic said: I'll give you my shipping address.
Give it away was a figure of speech. Cash please.
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Sell Your Soul
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Just wishful thinking on my part. Open trades in public forums are against policy.
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awesomebastard
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Me and my friends were at blockbuster to get movies for an acid trip i was to take later that day and found one dank bud sitting by some really stupid movie right on the shelf, how it got there i dont know but i know what happened to it.
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Sell Your Soul
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Blockbuster should hide tabs underneath their stupid coupons you find inside DVD cases. They won't say "Hey, free acid inside!", but if it's an appropriate movie, then expect a neat surprise.
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weephar
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hummermania00 said:
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PeterGriffin467 said: I was once offered an ounce of home grown for free and turned it down, I never thought that weed could suck so much that you could turn down a free big bag of it but now I know that it is possible.
If someone had told me 30 years ago: "One day you will have an ounce of weed that won't even be able to give away" I would have thought him a madman.
Yeah I guess I didn't think that you may be older and not surrounded by other users...like at a college or something.
I need to stop thinkin everyone on here is the same as me...hehe...just kiddin
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