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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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My roommate's snuggled up with a girl on the couch. If I was her boyfriend, I'd be pissed.
    #7911306 - 01/21/08 06:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I'm so sick of this girl. She's gorgeous, super flirty, lives with her boyfriend, and has suckered my roommate into a situation where she can get out of her claustrophobic live-in relationship by telling him that she loves him but is torn between the two. He's so short-sighted I don't think he sees beyond the momentary pleasure of flirting and making out with this girl that he's a) the other man and b) making it unbelievably easy for her to never have to make a decision between the two of them if she really is in love with both of them.

This girl is trouble. She's exactly the kind of girl that RandalFlagg, dr_gonz, and the rest of the Jaded Shroomery Men crew are wary of every woman being. Makes me kind of sick to watch. She just left, to go back to her boyfriend now that he's back from work I guess, and my roommate wants to hang out, but I'm so annoyed at him for playing into her stupid cheating games I don't even want to spend any time with him and have to listen to him go on and on about this crap situation that's just running around in circles.

He was supposed to have a talk with her today and lay down the law that he wasn't gonna see her again unless she broke up with her boyfriend. I come home and they're snuggled up under a blanket with the lights off watching a horror movie. Maybe it's just me, but I'd never want to be the Other Guy. Fuck a cheater. What a stupid situation.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Offlinelearningtofly
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Re: My roommate's snuggled up with a girl on the couch. If I was her boyfriend, I'd be pissed. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7911349 - 01/21/08 07:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Fuckin slap him straight.


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Re: My roommate's snuggled up with a girl on the couch. If I was her boyfriend, I'd be pissed. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021] * 1
    #7911360 - 01/21/08 07:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

All women are whores except our mothers.

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Invisibleim_on_a_boat
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Re: My roommate's snuggled up with a girl on the couch. If I was her boyfriend, I'd be pissed. [Re: learningtofly]
    #7911378 - 01/21/08 07:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

one of my buddies is in the same situation.

fucker is just a dumbshit pussy fiend. like seriously puts himself in physical and legal danger to accommodate this girl.. she has him wrapped around her little finger.. and he's powerless.

what a dumbshit.

he doesn't even get any.. and they went out for like 2 weeks in high school three years ago.

and she's got a boyfriend that she has been going out with for two years and they live together.

my boy has blown me off like three times. (two of them he was supposed to drive me home from college since we live in the same town)

he didn't answer his phone after three hours i called her and she said he was there and bullshitted..

i fucking hate shady people like that.

fuck that bitch.

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Re: My roommate's snuggled up with a girl on the couch. If I was her boyfriend, I'd be pissed. [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7911390 - 01/21/08 07:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

if i were you i would just break the cycle by telling the other guy.

one of my buddies told the 'other guy' and he's so much of a fucking pussy he didn't do anything about it.. he just lets it happen.

they are both such huge pussies.

and the bitch isn't even that hot.. i live in a college town where the ratio of fine to ugly bitches is pretty good... not like their aint enough to go around.

HAPPY MLK DAY.

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Re: My roommate's snuggled up with a girl on the couch. If I was her boyfriend, I'd be pissed. [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7911463 - 01/21/08 07:19 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

two words..

Double penetration..

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Re: My roommate's snuggled up with a girl on the couch. If I was her boyfriend, I'd be pissed. [Re: trauma47645]
    #7911501 - 01/21/08 07:25 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I had a roommate that was basically playing two girls. One of them was this fucking bitch-slut of a sorority girl with a face straight from Planet of the Apes and the other was this sweet, but crazy little girl.

He was totally putting one over on the little one, even telling the bitch about her (at which point she DEMANDED AT KNIFE-POINT he give her the full information about her, including address, etc. etc.

I finally got pissed after he tried to fuck around with another friend of mine and called up the little one and told her.

Caused him some hell. For a while.

I fucking can't stand people who play each other like that.

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Re: My roommate's snuggled up with a girl on the couch. If I was her boyfriend, I'd be pissed. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7911629 - 01/21/08 07:47 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Can't trust 'dem ho's, son.

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Re: My roommate's snuggled up with a girl on the couch. If I was her boyfriend, I'd be pissed. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7911647 - 01/21/08 07:50 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

This is why I don't have friends. Problem solved, no annoying antics.


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: My roommate's snuggled up with a girl on the couch. If I was her boyfriend, I'd be pissed. [Re: unbeliever]
    #7911727 - 01/21/08 08:02 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I love my roommates, I really do, especially this one - but this is just stupid.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: My roommate's snuggled up with a girl on the couch. If I was her boyfriend, I'd be pissed. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7911826 - 01/21/08 08:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Pretty girls make our brains shut off.  :shrug:  Even with all of my jaded "girl-radar" that is supposed to keep me safe and from getting my heart ripped out...I still fall all over pretty girls and make an idiot out of myself.

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Re: My roommate's snuggled up with a girl on the couch. If I was her boyfriend, I'd be pissed. [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7911836 - 01/21/08 08:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah...and I'm telling myself to stay focused on this story I'm trying to write (fiction, yay, it's back with me!) and yet I can't help but wonder when I'm gonna get a call back.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: My roommate's snuggled up with a girl on the couch. If I was her boyfriend, I'd be pissed. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7911841 - 01/21/08 08:19 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Don't get yer hopes up


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: My roommate's snuggled up with a girl on the couch. If I was her boyfriend, I'd be pissed. [Re: jewunit]
    #7911849 - 01/21/08 08:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Trust me, I'm way too happy being single and creative and productive and sober to really be hoping for anything. I'm groovy this year. A clean slate in '08.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: My roommate's snuggled up with a girl on the couch. If I was her boyfriend, I'd be pissed. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7911854 - 01/21/08 08:21 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I wonder if she's going to break up with her boyfriend and move in with you guys. Sounds like the kind of girl who needs to be loved.

Put your foot down now OMR, or you will have celestial bathroom decor before you know it.


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Re: My roommate's snuggled up with a girl on the couch. If I was her boyfriend, I'd be pissed. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7911857 - 01/21/08 08:21 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

OneLessForeskin said:
A clean slate in '08.




Wow. How long did it take to come up with that cute rhyme?


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Re: My roommate's snuggled up with a girl on the couch. If I was her boyfriend, I'd be pissed. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7911861 - 01/21/08 08:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

my best friend is about to get a divorce from shit like this. women are evil

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Re: My roommate's snuggled up with a girl on the couch. If I was her boyfriend, I'd be pissed. [Re: jewunit]
    #7911862 - 01/21/08 08:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

It was scrawled on the bathroom wall of the Mercury Lounge, right underneath "NO BLUMPKINS ALLOWED."


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: My roommate's snuggled up with a girl on the couch. If I was her boyfriend, I'd be pissed. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7911870 - 01/21/08 08:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

To make things more interesting you should bang that chick, by the way.

The chick this post is about, not that cute one from the coat check.


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Re: My roommate's snuggled up with a girl on the couch. If I was her boyfriend, I'd be pissed. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7911875 - 01/21/08 08:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Damn, being sober is pretty sweet. I don't know why I didn't do this sooner :rockon:


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