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OfflineEpigallo
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becoming horny in yoga class
    #7905483 - 01/20/08 11:41 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

what am I supposed to do?

the way we undulate our bodies in some sequences tends to make me aroused...I have to really dampen my movements so it doesn't become too visible

and I lose my concentration

don't make fun of me too much :crazy:

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Re: becoming horny in yoga class [Re: Epigallo]
    #7905510 - 01/20/08 11:55 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

get a more supportive outfit
you may have to pay through the nose to pack your pecker perfectly


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Re: becoming horny in yoga class [Re: redgreenvines]
    #7905529 - 01/20/08 12:03 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

oh yeah...duhh :crazy:
I'll wear a jock strap

what do you mean by "you may have to pay through the nose"?

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Re: becoming horny in yoga class [Re: Epigallo]
    #7905704 - 01/20/08 01:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

bradley said:
what am I supposed to do?

the way we undulate our bodies in some sequences tends to make me aroused...I have to really dampen my movements so it doesn't become too visible

and I lose my concentration



don't make fun of me too much :crazy:




Good for you horndog.:thumbup: It's just your natural self.:monkeydance: But in the meantime think about baseball.


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: becoming horny in yoga class [Re: Icelander]
    #7905730 - 01/20/08 01:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

yoga clothing is expensive


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Re: becoming horny in yoga class [Re: redgreenvines]
    #7905754 - 01/20/08 01:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Not mine. Bi-Mart sweats and a tee shirt. Under $10. I save the hard on for the privacy of back home. But then I'm not 20 and a little shy.


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

Edited by Icelander (01/20/08 01:12 PM)

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Re: becoming horny in yoga class [Re: Epigallo]
    #7905807 - 01/20/08 01:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

bradley said:
what am I supposed to do?

the way we undulate our bodies in some sequences tends to make me aroused...I have to really dampen my movements so it doesn't become too visible

and I lose my concentration

don't make fun of me too much :crazy:




:lol: I can relate to this, especially when there's a hot girl in front of me, it's hard not to look. :smirk:

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Re: becoming horny in yoga class [Re: Middleman]
    #7906131 - 01/20/08 03:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Especially when she's in downward facing dog!

Seriously though it must be nice to actually have a yoga class nearby. I'd have to drive like 1 1/2 hrs to find one.

Thank goodness for home instruction dvd's.


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Re: becoming horny in yoga class [Re: mushbaby]
    #7908213 - 01/21/08 01:46 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I wish I had the motivation to do it at home, being in a group helps me not to slack, but the instructors can be a bit too bossy.

I go to Bikram and everyone is soaking wet by the end, thank goodness for cold showers. :tongue:

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Re: becoming horny in yoga class [Re: Middleman]
    #7908248 - 01/21/08 02:07 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Pretty much why I bailed on and dropped a college yoga class. The first day I was put right behind a girl on all fours wabbleing forwards and backward. I'm sorry, I'm a secular american, sue me, I can't be in that situation and not check out the many emerging forms of "That Chicks Ass". So I just do it at home, and take Tai Chi classes, which aren't as hot.


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Re: becoming horny in yoga class [Re: crumblebum]
    #7908496 - 01/21/08 05:07 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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crumblebum said:
Pretty much why I bailed on and dropped a college yoga class. The first day I was put right behind a girl on all fours wabbleing forwards and backward. I'm sorry, I'm a secular american, sue me, I can't be in that situation and not check out the many emerging forms of "That Chicks Ass". So I just do it at home, and take Tai Chi classes, which aren't as hot.




:rofl2: too true


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Re: becoming horny in yoga class [Re: Ozekat]
    #7908507 - 01/21/08 05:22 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

A wise yoga instructor would advertise to this sense of regard for yoga in order to triple the sizes of his classes. :smirk:


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Re: becoming horny in yoga class [Re: fireworks_god]
    #7908513 - 01/21/08 05:25 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

As a wise yoga instructor adviser I'm calling you for some private plan settings :smirk:


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All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
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Re: becoming horny in yoga class [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #7908524 - 01/21/08 05:30 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Now now, you don't want to offend anyone in this loosely on-topic thread. :smirk:

:nono:


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If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you

:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

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Re: becoming horny in yoga class [Re: fireworks_god]
    #7908527 - 01/21/08 05:32 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Oh my god two people love each other and they love to communicate with each other through all avenues. :emocry:

:hehehe:


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If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you

:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:

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Re: becoming horny in yoga class [Re: fireworks_god]
    #7908531 - 01/21/08 05:34 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

fireworks_god said:
Now now, you don't want to offend anyone in this loosely on-topic thread. :smirk:

:nono:




It's not like you're going to punish me... :smirk:


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And never known your face
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Re: becoming horny in yoga class [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #7908579 - 01/21/08 07:04 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Middleman said:
I wish I had the motivation to do it at home, being in a group helps me not to slack, but the instructors can be a bit too bossy.

I go to Bikram and everyone is soaking wet by the end, thank goodness for cold showers. :tongue:




I was taking Bikram as well, then I switched to a classical yoga ashram where I started to have these "problems". I learned not to look after I learned the Bikram sequence, but now I am learning again from instructors that happen to be attractive females. The ashram's asanas also seem more sexual.

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Re: becoming horny in yoga class [Re: Middleman]
    #7908681 - 01/21/08 08:11 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Middleman said:
I wish I had the motivation to do it at home, being in a group helps me not to slack, but the instructors can be a bit too bossy.

I go to Bikram and everyone is soaking wet by the end, thank goodness for cold showers. :tongue:




Yes motivation can be an issue.  Having an instructor would be nice.  I know the slightest change in posture can have an impact and it's hard to judge this on your own.


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Re: becoming horny in yoga class [Re: mushbaby]
    #7908720 - 01/21/08 08:35 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i do yoga on my own all the time. i pretty much started figuring out the poses on my own sometimes. its not too hard when you understand the principles and the best movement and are intouch with your body. in fact i shall go do some yoga now.


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Re: becoming horny in yoga class [Re: rubixcubies]
    #7909589 - 01/21/08 01:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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rubixcubies said:
i do yoga on my own all the time. i pretty much started figuring out the poses on my own sometimes. its not too hard when you understand the principles and the best movement and are intouch with your body. in fact i shall go do some yoga now.




For sure; it's a very intuitive thing.

I have to say I'm glad I do yoga on my own because of what you're talking about Bradley, especially since I seem to be even more primal in the winter.

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