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Cepheus
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Baitness.
#7882968 - 01/15/08 11:38 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Today my friend agreed to sort another friend out an oz.. and make a quick buck for the weekend.
He got it.. everything was casual.. only problem was his friend had didn't get out of class for another hour.. So he decides to bum around with his amigos, who decide its a good idea to go for a spliff (My friend doesn't smoke, he just tagged along for something to do). They were sat in this random bush thing next to his college by an underpass. They skinned up and sparked it.. it got to the end of the spliff and they looked up and saw a pig climbing the fence. My friend with the oz bricked it at this point and ran through the undergrowth faster than a nigger eats chicken. Due to being quick and nimble my friend managed to get away from the pig (who made a feeble attempt at chasing him) and drop off the dude his oz.
But man. What a fucking load of baitness. My friend literally came about 3-4m away from getting busted.
What an idiot.
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im_on_a_boat
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Re: Baitness. [Re: Cepheus]
#7883012 - 01/15/08 11:46 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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haha holy shit. i'm surprised the cop didn't just shoot him..
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DontPlay
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Taser his ass lol there all about them tazers.
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Re: Baitness. [Re: Cepheus]
#7883053 - 01/15/08 11:54 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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was it a real cop or campus security?
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Cepheus
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It was a pig in uniform.. had a bright fluroescent jacket with police plastered all over it, cause it was raining.
Pigs over here don't have guns.. they do have tasers, however.
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Cepheus
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Re: Baitness. [Re: Cepheus]
#7883085 - 01/15/08 12:03 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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im_on_a_boat
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Re: Baitness. [Re: Cepheus]
#7883300 - 01/15/08 12:44 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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your police dont have guns?
hahaha
what happens when someone shoots at them?
i cant fathom that. everyone i know has a gun.
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Cepheus
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Guns are illegal. No one (except crack dealers and black people) have guns here
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thoughts
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Re: Baitness. [Re: Cepheus]
#7883344 - 01/15/08 12:54 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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how fast does a nigger eat chicken may i ask?
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sam420
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Quote:
drkrobotnik said: your police dont have guns?
hahaha
what happens when someone shoots at them?
i cant fathom that. everyone i know has a gun.
no offence or anything but your country is fucked mate
at least with our police you get a fair shot at running away
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Cepheus
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Re: Baitness. [Re: thoughts]
#7883361 - 01/15/08 12:59 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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At approximately 6ms-1.
which equates to about a 0.5wingss-1
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