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InvisibleDiploidM
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Ahaha! Geek Humor!
    #7767746 - 12/16/07 10:26 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

A math limerick:

( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 81 + 0

A dozen, a gross, and a score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by seven,
plus five times eleven,
is nine squared and not a bit more.


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1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: Ahaha! Geek Humor! [Re: Diploid]
    #7768313 - 12/17/07 04:49 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Heh... cute.


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Re: Ahaha! Geek Humor! [Re: Diploid]
    #7768546 - 12/17/07 08:35 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

You are way too easily amused.  :smirk:


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Re: Ahaha! Geek Humor! [Re: Diploid]
    #7773164 - 12/18/07 09:34 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:cuckoo:

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Re: Ahaha! Geek Humor! [Re: maggotz]
    #7773385 - 12/18/07 10:59 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Have you seen this one?



Integral t squared dt,
from one to the cube root of three,
times the cosine,
of three pi over nine,
is ln of the cube root of e


Funny, you can see where they add shit in that equation to make it work.
I envision, if I am ever a math teacher, putting this on as a bonus question: Express this as a limerick...

Haha, I think that would be a funny math problem.

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InvisibleDiploidM
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Re: Ahaha! Geek Humor! [Re: DieCommie]
    #7773909 - 12/18/07 01:50 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I envision, if I am ever a math teacher, putting this on as a bonus question: Express this as a limerick...

Ahaha... that would be a funny math test. Here are some more:

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Ever notice how sexual Unix is?

common Unix commands:

* talk, date, join, head, tail, split
* unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; umount; zip; sleep

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Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because OCT 31 == DEC 25

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Q: What's a polar bear?
A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.

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Q. Have you heared they are developing an Object Oriented version of COBOL?
A. It's called "ADD 1 TO COBOL"

Ahahaha! OO COBOL!


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1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: Ahaha! Geek Humor! [Re: Diploid]
    #7773925 - 12/18/07 01:58 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)


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Re: Ahaha! Geek Humor! [Re: Boom]
    #7774777 - 12/18/07 06:01 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)



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No, no, you're not thinking, you're just being logical. ~ Niels Bohr

Edited by automan (12/19/07 05:37 AM)

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Re: Ahaha! Geek Humor! [Re: automan]
    #7775834 - 12/18/07 10:23 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:


Q: What's a polar bear?
A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.



:awesome:




:awesome:

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Re: Ahaha! Geek Humor! [Re: maggotz]
    #7803883 - 12/27/07 12:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

So the Physicist Dr. Werner Heisenberg was driving down the street one day to his laboratory when he suddenly noticed the flashing lights of a police car in his rear-view mirror.  He quickly pulled over to the side of the road and rolled down his window as the cop apprached his car.

"Dr. Heisenberg", the officer said as he saw the driver, "I'm afraid you were speeding on that stretch of road back there. Do you know just how fast you were moving?"

"No!", said Dr. Heisenberg proudly, "But I know where I am."

:crazy2:


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Ahaha! Geek Humor! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #7803956 - 12/27/07 01:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Would you like a drink?" Descartes says, "I think not" and promptly disappears.


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1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: Ahaha! Geek Humor! [Re: Diploid]
    #7804352 - 12/27/07 02:56 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Chris Knight from the movie Real Genius: I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "I drank what?"


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Re: Ahaha! Geek Humor! [Re: Diploid]
    #7804356 - 12/27/07 02:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

From Futurama:

Announcer: "And the first horse wins by a quantum measure."

Prof. Farnsworth: "No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it."


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Re: Ahaha! Geek Humor! [Re: Diploid]
    #7834566 - 01/05/08 06:03 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I got another one:

Important mathematical identities:

1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet of silver in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbird
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1000 kilograms of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
26. 4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League
27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision


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1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: Ahaha! Geek Humor! [Re: Diploid]
    #7834671 - 01/05/08 07:37 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Ahaha! Geek Humor! [Re: Asante]
    #7834999 - 01/05/08 10:44 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Hah I see that one now...

I hate Verizon, but they're the only ones that can give me a non internet-based landline... god damnit

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Re: Ahaha! Geek Humor! [Re: BrAiN]
    #7836384 - 01/05/08 04:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I've been through most of the phone companies out there, and I have Verizon currently. They're the only ones that haven't screwed me royally at the first opportunity.

We did have a slight disagreement about some data usage charges, but I think it was an honest misunderstanding...


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Ahaha! Geek Humor! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #7942792 - 01/27/08 09:21 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)



:lol:


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If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: Ahaha! Geek Humor! [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #7942810 - 01/27/08 09:25 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
I've been through most of the phone companies out there, and I have Verizon currently. They're the only ones that haven't screwed me royally at the first opportunity.

We did have a slight disagreement about some data usage charges, but I think it was an honest misunderstanding...




Verison's good for landlines... I have to admit

But their tech support and their web site (for customer functions) sucks balls

You're fine with Gurbizon as long as nothing goes wrong

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Re: Ahaha! Geek Humor! [Re: BrAiN]
    #7942825 - 01/27/08 09:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Not liking quantum box kitty?


:mad2:


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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