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OfflineIron_Hymen
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Critical thinkin
    #7666849 - 11/22/07 12:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Maria whores herself out at $20 a go under her pimp's auspices to 3^x - x^3 + 7x + 12 guys every day, compounding hourly, where the Wednesday lunch hour, starting at noon, is the zero mark. What economic model should Johnny employ to maximize personal revenue through the following Monday (by which time Maria will surely have died of a heroin overdose or at the hands of an overly enthusiastic customer)?


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Re: Critical thinkin [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7666877 - 11/22/07 12:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Critical thinkin [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7666919 - 11/22/07 12:52 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Well, as prostitutes are inelastic goods, building a demand schedule shouldn't be too hard. Also, keeping in mind that 'whoring' could be seen as human capital, there shouldn't be too many marginal costs.


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Re: Critical thinkin [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7668736 - 11/23/07 12:04 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: Critical thinkin [Re: Diploid]
    #7668815 - 11/23/07 12:33 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Plan ahead:

Find a necrophiliac to sell the corpse to after she's died of AIDS/Heroin overdose


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Re: Critical thinkin [Re: Iron_Hymen]
    #7668820 - 11/23/07 12:35 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:


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"How do we know whether the life of any creature has fulfilled its destiny? I have known the very old to die in bitterness and despair. I have seen young children die before their time but leave behind such a legacy of love and joy that grief for their passing was tempered by the knowledge that their brief lives had given much to others."
"You have answered your own question,Tanis Half-Elven, far better than I could," the Forestmaster said gravely. "Say that that our lives are measured not by gain but by giving." -Dragonlance "Dragons of Autumn Twilight"

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No human being truely knows their full capacity to love until they become a parent.

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Re: Critical thinkin [Re: fantasylndvictm]
    #7668837 - 11/23/07 12:40 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

And as a retirement plan...

Find ANOTHER necrophiliac to buy the corpse of the original necrophiliac, who will shortly die as a consequence of contracting AIDS. And so on, and so forth, until retirement age.

That would be quite the market to get into...


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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Critical thinkin [Re: circularvortex]
    #7711590 - 12/03/07 04:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

by the way the answer is 1500 and 3pm ... not what is the rhetorical answer to the question


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#1 reason organized religion should be done away with. It's a message, and one that is open to speculation.
"Pray your own prayers and talk to God on your own.He doesn't want a fucking parrot, and he doesn't want a sheep"

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Be Iron, like Hymen, in Vitamin.
Iron. Hymen. Vitamin.

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