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 ZippoZ
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 how can it test my BAC ? 
#7661420 - 11/21/07 01:22 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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so im kinda driunk, well... probaboy really drunk. and im wondering just how drunk i am.
so how can i test my blood alcahol level?
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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"
"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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 TurntableJunky
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Re: how can it test my BAC ? [Re: ZippoZ]
#7661423 - 11/21/07 01:25 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: how can it test my BAC ? [Re: ZippoZ]
#7661443 - 11/21/07 01:35 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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My level of intelligence dropped significantly after reading this thread. Why is this stickied? 
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TurntableJunky
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Re: how can it test my BAC ? [Re: ZippoZ]
#7661447 - 11/21/07 01:39 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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cos hes a mod.
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Riboflavin
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Quote:
matt said:
My level of intelligence dropped significantly after reading this thread. Why is this stickied?
 I was just about to ask the same.
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TurntableJunky said:
cos hes a mod.
I see, moderating while drunk seems like an interesting time.
Edited by Riboflavin (11/21/07 01:43 AM)
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ZippoZ
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Re: how can it test my BAC ? [Re: Riboflavin]
#7661456 - 11/21/07 01:43 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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holy crap this is stickied????
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zippoz
"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"
"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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ZippoZ
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Re: how can it test my BAC ? [Re: ZippoZ]
#7661458 - 11/21/07 01:44 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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allright, i dont know how that happened, but im going to un-sticky it... if i can........
what the fuck, i didnt mean for that to happen
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zippoz
"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"
"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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razmablues
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Re: how can it test my BAC ? [Re: ZippoZ]
#7661459 - 11/21/07 01:45 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: how can it test my BAC ? [Re: ZippoZ]
#7661470 - 11/21/07 01:49 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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You ought to call up the local police dept and tell them you want to go to the store but don't know if you're over the legal limit. Just tell them you'd appreciate it if they'd come over and give you a breathalyser test real quick because you don't want to go to jail. 
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wildchild68
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Clearly not drunk enough, you can still type.
Nevermind, you said "probaboy".
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Edited by wildchild68 (11/21/07 02:25 AM)
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Caribou_Lou
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Re: how can it test my BAC ? [Re: wildchild68]
#7661504 - 11/21/07 02:17 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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you could buy a breathalyser, i suppose.
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Re: how can it test my BAC ? [Re: ZippoZ]
#7661506 - 11/21/07 02:19 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I once received a neat B.A.C. estimator from a Chicago area Peace Officer(to put a very long story short).
it is a handy wallet sized dual-dial device.
one part indicated sex(male or female) and body weight, the other part indicated the drinks per hour(nicely divided up into beer, wine, hard alcohol content percentace estimates).
I still have it somewheres.
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Caribou_Lou
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Re: how can it test my BAC ? [Re: California]
#7661511 - 11/21/07 02:24 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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You can find something like that online, search "BAC calculator" 
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Re: how can it test my BAC ? [Re: Caribou_Lou]
#7661525 - 11/21/07 02:49 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't need it anymore dude...
...I learned my lesson.
I was told(the next evening, in the hospital) that I should've been dead at least four times over given my B.A.C..
I have the metabolism and the genetics to consume astounding amounts of alcohol. 
It's a blessing and a curse, it's kind of hard to explain.
I'm not bragging either, as it's nothing to brag about, I'm just saying how it is for me.
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