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kristofer
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on rolling joints -- just added a recording..
#7649138 - 11/17/07 09:28 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I like to roll the perfect j. I mean, I put some time into it.. making it clean you know - nice and cylindrical.. pleasing to the optical.. feeling that it's tangible.. courageously fanatical and I wonder why it matters so much [so much!] to me I mean, in the end it's burned down to the clip and then what?
-- you finish the rhyme.
edit: I just finished my first rendition of this rhyme - now availble in mp3 format.
it goes out to the bitches that made fun of me.. enjoy! On Rolling Joints
-------------------- dewbie dewbie dew
Edited by kristofer (11/18/07 03:11 PM)
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notapillow
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Re: on rolling joints [Re: kristofer]
#7649142 - 11/17/07 09:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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you reflect on how nice a joint you rolled and how lovely it was t smoke. thank god for supplying you with such a marvolis plant
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spanky43
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Re: on rolling joints [Re: notapillow]
#7649150 - 11/17/07 09:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm more of a bowl person, myself.
But I like your enthusiasm and your dedication to your hobby/lifestyle.
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notapillow
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Re: on rolling joints [Re: spanky43]
#7649158 - 11/17/07 09:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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im a shamefull spliff adict now. i just enjoy the backy buzz way too much and since i still get it HARD core i have been rolling spliffs off the chain latly
i taek pride in rolling too. nothign too crazy but people tell me they like my j's
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Re: on rolling joints [Re: kristofer]
#7649180 - 11/17/07 09:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Rolling joints is great in moderation.
Those joints can sneak up on you though.
But I think you have too much time on your hands.
edit: what I want to say instead is, I think you can do better with your time and talent.
Edited by jonathan_206 (11/17/07 10:10 PM)
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kristofer
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why? is being a troll on the shroomery a waste of time?
-------------------- dewbie dewbie dew
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kristofer
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Re: on rolling joints [Re: notapillow]
#7649208 - 11/17/07 09:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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it's important to take pride in your work.
-------------------- dewbie dewbie dew
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Robo
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Re: on rolling joints [Re: kristofer]
#7649532 - 11/17/07 11:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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The perfect joint is k3y
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Robo
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Re: on rolling joints [Re: Robo]
#7649543 - 11/17/07 11:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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So what if it burns up anyway, I like to spend time on rolling good ones too.
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kristofer
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Re: on rolling joints [Re: Robo]
#7649563 - 11/17/07 11:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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the key to what? free - free to what? be - be what? be what? me.
-------------------- dewbie dewbie dew
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Robo
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Re: on rolling joints [Re: kristofer]
#7649567 - 11/17/07 11:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't know, I just like joints to look good. What the fuck are you on lol
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kristofer
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Re: on rolling joints [Re: kristofer]
#7649570 - 11/17/07 11:42 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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the shroomery must not enjoy rhymes. I think it's fun to play with words.
-------------------- dewbie dewbie dew
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Robo
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Re: on rolling joints [Re: kristofer]
#7649575 - 11/17/07 11:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
kristofer said: the key to what? free - free to what? be - be what? be what? me.
Okay Dr. Seuss you used the word "what" three times in a row
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Robo
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Re: on rolling joints [Re: Robo]
#7649578 - 11/17/07 11:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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How is that rhyming
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kristofer
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Re: on rolling joints [Re: kristofer]
#7649579 - 11/17/07 11:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I left it with a question so that somebody could continue the story? I dunno.. play along.
-------------------- dewbie dewbie dew
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kristofer
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Like what?
-------------------- dewbie dewbie dew
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kristofer
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Re: on rolling joints [Re: Robo]
#7649698 - 11/18/07 12:32 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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what rhymes with what. what's even better though, is that it's really what I wanted to say. so what?
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Re: on rolling joints [Re: kristofer]
#7649957 - 11/18/07 03:03 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Here you go:
http://www.weedfarmer.com/joint_rolling/index.htm
This is the best joint rolling tutorial I've found. Lots of illustrations. Make a nice windmill or diamond and post it.
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sam420
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Quote:
the key to what? free - free to what? be - be what? be what?
a big pile of snot my names not scott the guy from kpax is called prot your mum is hot
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Re: on rolling joints [Re: kristofer]
#7650015 - 11/18/07 03:59 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can't roll a joint to save my life. I've come to the conclusion that it's physically impossible and any time someone actually does it they're actually performing an illusion.
Thank gawd for my vap.
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