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moon_glue
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Moonglue's Probation Termination Celabration
#7579552 - 10/31/07 06:42 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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You goddamn better believe it. A year ago today i was put on probation. Since then i haven't smoked a bit of pot, no E, anything. Stayed away from everything except Yuengling, shrooms, and a short binje of assorted drugs last christmas!
So what am i celebrating? First of all, I would like to thank the local police department for giving me the motivation, spare time, and clear head to finally learn how to grow shrooms. I went 6 months straight sober (no alcohol even!) until i got my first successful casing of treasure coast strains. What a relieving and well needed euphoria that afternoon cup of tea was. This just goes to show you can't kill a man's spirit you pig shitting sons of bitches.
2nd of all, I am celebrating the fact that i have gone a year without pot. In the year that i have quit i have accomplished a few good things. i have also watched my friends who continued to smoke go downhill, sadly. here's my accomplishments i'm most proud of:
-i started going to a community college after the realization on a mushroom trip. Now I'm maintaining a 4.0 average and hopefully will transfer to a large universty -gave away free penis envies and caused some positive changes in other people's lives, and helped some people have a good time -started eating a healthier diet, now i'm rambunctious and full of energy -grew a couple twin indicas at my friends house that turned out to be some bomb ass fruity shit (smell test) but never got the chance to sample it -used some of my money available from not smoking weed to invest in physical silver. best investment i ever made! -cleared my head, organized my life, and got my shit together
SO.... what's comming up next in moonglue's new and improved probation free lifestyle?
...drum..roll....
waiting for my official probation papers to come in the mail. THEN a halfounce of cheap mids that will rock my low tolerance. A fresh pack orange 78mm slow burning zig zag papers. A freshly cleaned glass bubbler. a 20 piece honey BBQ wings (with bones!) from KFC and a motherfucking 6 pack of yuengling.
"I'm free as a bird now"
eeeeeeeYeeeeeaaaahhhhhh!
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SneezingPenis
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Re: Moonglue's Probation Termination Celabration [Re: moon_glue]
#7579567 - 10/31/07 06:50 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yuengling sucks gay ass.
Where I work just picked it up and people are flocking to it only because, like stella artois, people think it has an esoteric pronunciation. But really it is just like any other cheap lager.
KFC sucks to.
but congrats on not being a social miscreant any longer.
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moon_glue
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Re: Moonglue's Probation Termination Celabration [Re: SneezingPenis]
#7579575 - 10/31/07 06:56 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i don't drink yuengling becuase of its pronunciation. I drink it because it's the bomb, and i can get a 12 pack in bottles for 7.99
KFC is wounderful stuff, and i cant wait to be in a pot stupor in a puddle of BBQ sauce
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Apollyphelion
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Re: Moonglue's Probation Termination Celabration [Re: SneezingPenis]
#7579578 - 10/31/07 06:58 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Good, yob, buddy!
I'M SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES IN MY MOTHERFUCKIN' POSTS!!
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moon_glue
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Re: Moonglue's Probation Termination Celabration [Re: Apollyphelion]
#7579677 - 10/31/07 07:56 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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wps
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Re: Moonglue's Probation Termination Celabration [Re: moon_glue]
#7579682 - 10/31/07 07:58 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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yay, off paper!
smokeitup
-------------------- "America touts itself as the land of the free, but the number one freedom that you and I have is the freedom to enter into a subservient role in the workplace. Once you exercise this freedom you've lost all control over what you do, what is produced, and how it is produced. And in the end, the product doesn't belong to you. The only way you can avoid bosses and jobs is if you don't care about making a living. Which leads to the second freedom: the freedom to starve." - Tom Morello
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altershroom
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Re: Moonglue's Probation Termination Celabration [Re: wps]
#7580825 - 10/31/07 01:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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wow..and to think I could be in the same boat if I just didn't try to play "Hide the Dirty Urine".
Congrats!
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bhamlaxy
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Re: Moonglue's Probation Termination Celabration [Re: altershroom]
#7580892 - 10/31/07 02:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!
I got off probation a few months ago. It's the greatest feeling in the world, especially when you were put on for the stupidest thing ever (to sum things up shortly, I was 100% randomly drug tested for a littering charge, admitted I used to smoke and may/may not pass, passed, but had my hearing in front of a fucking middle school and got an example made out of me).
The freedom is an amazing feeling. For the year I was on probation, I just felt tainted, disgusted at what happened, and frustrated with the situation. Getting off is a giant load off your back, and I'm happy you are off. I hope you enjoy your treats when you get your papers, and hopefully we can all avoid further charges! Enjoy!
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usefulidiot13
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Re: Moonglue's Probation Termination Celabration [Re: moon_glue]
#7581126 - 10/31/07 02:50 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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dude one of my best friends got put on probation for DUI in July of 2006 and since then has cleaned up his life a fuck-ton as well.
he isnt off of probation until like January or February.
but thanks to probation he moved out of his parents house, has more money than ever, and is studying to become a pilot.
its pretty crazy how when it happened it was definitely the worst thing that had ever happened to him, and now just a short year later it was perhaps the best thing for him....
fuckin strange world
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moon_glue
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Re: Moonglue's Probation Termination Celabration [Re: usefulidiot13]
#7581477 - 10/31/07 04:18 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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thanks!!
hope they make it quick with the papers!
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Adom
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Re: Moonglue's Probation Termination Celabration [Re: moon_glue]
#7581700 - 10/31/07 05:31 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nice work man, enjoy your freedom. I never liked yuengling myself, it taste like skunk. Tho, I sort of enjoyed it on the AT when someone packed it in for us.
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Nephlyte
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Re: Moonglue's Probation Termination Celabration [Re: Adom]
#7582091 - 10/31/07 07:26 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ya, there is nothing like getting off probation.
Oh my god i smoked it up the night i got off.
-------------------- "To do right is to know what you want. Now when you are dissatisfied with yourself it's because you are after something you don't really want. What objects are you proposing to yourself? Are they the objects you really value? If they are not, you are cheating yourself. I don't meant that if you chose to pursue the objects you most value, you will attain them; of course not. Your experience will tell you that. But success in getting after much labor what you really don't care for is the bitterest and most ridiculous failure." -George Santayana
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VisionsToReality
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Re: Moonglue's Probation Termination Celabration [Re: Nephlyte]
#7582118 - 10/31/07 07:35 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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You are celebrating with mids? Please no
-------------------- Life is one big road with lots of signs, So when you're ridin' through the ruts, Don't you complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy Don't bury your thoughts, Put your vision to reality, yeah!
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Re: Moonglue's Probation Termination Celabration [Re: moon_glue]
#7582154 - 10/31/07 07:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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You were growing mushrooms on court probation? you know they can search you at anytime.. But it's your life. P.S. Be careful not to get in trouble again, I been off of probation for a little over a year, it is nice but you get into the same old routine again. But I want to shroom again, its been way over a year since I have tripped.
Edited by Skunk420 (10/31/07 08:06 PM)
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Learyfan
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Re: Moonglue's Probation Termination Celabration [Re: moon_glue]
#7582169 - 10/31/07 07:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Fucking A right moon_glue. I'm happy for you. You're going to have a great time.
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