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Offlinepmsskg
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Problem; a Girl Problem
    #7578415 - 10/30/07 09:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Male/Straight

K I have not had a g/f in 3 years. Last g/f I had I went through hell and back again with that girl. Gave the judicial system over a grand over the girl. My real first love, now I have been over her for a good year and a half. Recently about 3 months ago I saw this girl working somewhere right. I do not know a thing about her still to this day she could be a total bitch I don't know. She is beautiful honestly I want to rip her panties off with my teeth, but then again I can see this girl having my kids if her personality fits. K saw her right well up to a month ago (2 months after seeing her for the first time) I told my friend I said I have to talk to this girl. I had bought NBA 2k8 for xbox360. So after I took my bro home I went back to the store and returned the game just so I could talk to her. I was so nervious like cops were talking to me or principals ya know?

I said "How old are you?" she said she was 18 I was like thank god legal (now I am 21 I am not 50 so don't freak) and my brain froze and I said uh i might come back tomorrow and ask you something and walked out. Odd I froze up like ice, went back and asked her how would you like to go out with me on a date and she smiled really big and kinda blushed and said I have a boyfriend I was like omg all I could say over and over was Too bad like 3 times. But then she said "If I didn't have a boyfriend I would" and when she said would she stressed it. Well about a week later I went there again and got something and went to her thing and started talking to her and said you realize I am proboly gonna ask you out again in about a month or a month and a half to give you some time ya know! She said ok.

Now she never told me No I wont date you, she just said she had a b/f, plus she said if i didnt I would. and later on when I said I was gonna ask her out again 1 - 1 1/2 months she just smiled and said ok.


What is up? I want to date this girl and hope she has the personality to fit the kind of girl I want. She appears perfect to me, great body, beautiful face, everything. What is going on am I doing what I should be? Plus I don't care to sling fist it would be fun haven't fought since grade school, never seen her b/f but I don't care. I can not stop thinking about this girl either, for 3 1/2 weeks now I think about her from the time I wake up till I go to sleep. It's driving me fuckin crazy!

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Offlinecube talk
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Re: Problem; a Girl Problem [Re: pmsskg]
    #7578427 - 10/30/07 09:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

that absolutely sucks for you in so many different ways.

For one, you came onto her like a little bitch instead of a macho alpha male. Get a boyfriend destroyer routine son. You honestly think thats her excuse for not going out with you? I mean even if she does have one in the first place...

Got some learning to do.


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InvisibleInnominate
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Re: Problem; a Girl Problem [Re: pmsskg]
    #7578441 - 10/30/07 09:14 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

She doesn't like you. You probably came off sounding way more nervous and sad when you actually said those things to her than you did in your post. I'm thinking she just let you down easy, and is probably getting more and more freaked out with you visiting her every other week.

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Offlinepmsskg
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Re: Problem; a Girl Problem [Re: Innominate]
    #7578481 - 10/30/07 09:23 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

you fools are fucked up in the head straight up. nothing said or desperate about it. Ive been fuckin mad girls surprised if i dont have aids. So lol dont get it twisted please

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Re: Problem; a Girl Problem [Re: pmsskg]
    #7578518 - 10/30/07 09:32 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

She doesn't like you. I promise.

This song will tell you everything you need to know about what to do right now:


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Offlinemushroomplume
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Re: Problem; a Girl Problem [Re: mushroomplume]
    #7578531 - 10/30/07 09:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Oh, how you tried to cut me down to size
Tellin' dirty lies to my friends
But my own father said "Give her up, don't bother
The world isn't comin' to an end"

Walk like a man, talk like a man
Walk like a man my son
No woman's worth crawlin' on the earth
So walk like a man, my son

Bye bye baby, I don't-a mean maybe
Gonna get along somehow
Soon you'll be cryin' on account of all your lyin'
Oh yeah, just look who's laughin' now

Walk like a man, fast as I can
Walk like a man from you
I'll tell the world "forget about it, girl"
And walk like a man from you

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Offlinejust me
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Re: Problem; a Girl Problem [Re: pmsskg]
    #7578541 - 10/30/07 09:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

she prolly smelled the aids on you stud! hahaha, j/p! let doctor love help you out a lil!

what you need to do, is go back, as promised but dont wait a full month, more like 2 weeks and tell her you can get her out of your head, all you can think about is how perfect she looks, and how you can see yourself with her and only her. make sure she knows her b/f is just a fling and that youre the real thing, and then whip it out!!! seriously! if it doesnt work, then you can just be like its a joke, cuz honestly whats a perfect girl that doesnt apreciate the humor in pullin out you dick in public, seriously, think about it. if shes your girl, shell like it, bcuz its your dick! which means its her dick. bro, it sux tryin to turn a girl into somethin shes not, and as hot as she may be, if shes not for you, thatll settle it right then and there, dont have to waste your time or your money tryin to get in. and in the long run you get the enjoyment of sayin hey i whipped out my dick at her, or everytime you see her youll laugh and think she saw my little pecker! hahaha

but what do i know, i havent fucked in like 3 days and i just got done jackin off right b4 i read this! hahaha

GL, just me


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Offlinemushroomplume
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Re: Problem; a Girl Problem [Re: just me]
    #7578562 - 10/30/07 09:43 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

haha,

well pms. you have two choices now. you can whip out your dick in public or listen to the wise old words of Mister Frankie Vallie.

One of them won't land you a jail sentence, can you guess which one?

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Re: Problem; a Girl Problem [Re: mushroomplume]
    #7578568 - 10/30/07 09:44 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Frankie taught me that.


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InvisibleCherryBomM
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Re: Problem; a Girl Problem [Re: just me]
    #7578617 - 10/30/07 09:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Here's my advice: Don't ask the Pub for advice on girls.

Bring her flowers. Seriously. It's simple, it's cheap and it will absolutely make her day...no, her week. Just get some pretty flowers at a convienince store for 5.99, bring them to her work, smile at her and tell her that you thought these would brighten her day. Then leave. Just go.

I promise you that she will be thinking about you and not her loser boyfriend for DAYS. And also, she will be telling all her friends about you because you brought her flowers. Listen to my advice. I'm a girl. I know these things.

Good luck!


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Re: Problem; a Girl Problem [Re: CherryBom]
    #7578676 - 10/30/07 10:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Cherrybomb, I'm sure most girls would totally dig that. But I think our poster would kind of creep her out if he did that now.

He's been in there twice, both times were very awkward for him and her. She probably does have a boyfriend as well.

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Re: Problem; a Girl Problem [Re: mushroomplume]
    #7578691 - 10/30/07 10:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Yea, I didn't think of that.  :crazy:  Maybe you're right.


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Re: Problem; a Girl Problem [Re: CherryBom]
    #7578987 - 10/30/07 11:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah once you've blown it you've blown it. Give up. Please.

First impressions are a mother fucker.

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OfflineLeanin
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Re: Problem; a Girl Problem [Re: pmsskg]
    #7578999 - 10/30/07 11:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

u have "one-itis" so bad! lol

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Re: Problem; a Girl Problem [Re: Leanin]
    #7579232 - 10/31/07 01:39 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

uh, why don't you just ask for her phone number...

if she is lying to you she won't give it to you, if she does like you she will give it to you.

go out for coffee and shit, become her friend.

if she leaves her boyfriend then you'll be there...

if she cheats on her boyfriend with you, you are a devil and are barred from the kingdom of heaven..


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Re: Problem; a Girl Problem [Re: pmsskg]
    #7579233 - 10/31/07 01:40 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Solution:

Switch to cock


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Re: Problem; a Girl Problem [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #7579328 - 10/31/07 03:07 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Hyper_Panda_GO said:
Solution:

Switch to cock




That's not a solution.. More like a bad compromise

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Re: Problem; a Girl Problem [Re: deXtrous]
    #7579330 - 10/31/07 03:08 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Oh, it's a solution, trust me


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Re: Problem; a Girl Problem [Re: pmsskg]
    #7579347 - 10/31/07 03:26 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Why are you blaming other people for being fucked up, when you are the one who has obviously made a few mistakes?

Unfortunately people may have not been so friendly in correcting you, but i believe their corrections were in good intentions.

When they say to give up, or say that you are creeping her out and should stop, they are saying it because they want to save you the embarresment. By all means if you want to blow them off and ignore them, go right ahead.

But i agree with them.

Im absolutely positive you screwed things up beyond being fixed. She let you down easy, and is getting more and more creeped out as time progresses.

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Re: Problem; a Girl Problem [Re: LordSenate]
    #7579350 - 10/31/07 03:28 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

and i apologize if i dont believe you.

But i think you are straight up lyin when you say "you are fucking mad girls, and suprised you don't have aids"

everything in your first post, points to the contrary.

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